..and kill one person in history, who would it be?
I choose Bill Gates, before he started microsoft.
That way, the absolutely fucking useless pile of stinking horseshit known as windows 8.1 would never have existed, and someone else who wasn't a completely incompetent retard would have pioneered operating systems and they would be remotely usable today.
You guys?
You do realize Bill Gates also funds a ton of vaccination and medical research companies and is quite possibly a major contribution to eradicating disease throughout Africa?
Also, I wouldn't kill anyone, because that's a cliche, and I'd much rather use the time machine to go into the future and become a cyborg with hyper-intelligence and a hydraulic penis.
I'd rather die a Wolf fighting against the Herder, than die a Sheep heading for the slaughter.
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At 11/15/14 08:54 PM, Knights wrote: You do realize Bill Gates also funds a ton of vaccination and medical research companies and is quite possibly a major contribution to eradicating disease throughout Africa?
Oh yes just what the world needs, more africans.
When Lil Wayne was born.
I probably wouldn't kill him though, maybe scare him from rapping (for life). Tell him if he ever raps one line his mother would get slaughtered by an elephant army.
At 11/15/14 09:01 PM, DeadBeyondKoncern wrote: When Lil Wayne was born.
I probably wouldn't kill him though, maybe scare him from rapping (for life). Tell him if he ever raps one line his mother would get slaughtered by an elephant army.
Do you think you could persuade him though that you in fact have command of such an elephantine infantry?
Winston Churchill.
I hate that fucker.
fuck yuo idiote
At 11/16/14 08:26 PM, Sevkat wrote: Winston Churchill.
I hate that fucker.
CHURCHILL!
Vith his cigars, vith his brandy!
Und his rotten painting, ROTTEN!
Hitler, there vos a painter.
He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon-- two coats!
At 11/16/14 08:34 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote:At 11/16/14 08:29 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Anyone who despises me.You've got a long list to complete.
I already imagine by the 4th or 5th you'd get caught and charged with infanticide.
Imagine the travel costs and the intricate plans, too.
Boy, all that effort for a shallow-ass reason. It's so unreasonable and dumb, but I can't help but appreciate your gumption.
A lot of people would say Hitler, but look, if he wasn't there then another person would've come along and started WW2 anyway with all that VER SAILLES shit. Therefore I'd just reck whoever was the most influential at the meeting for the treaty of Versailles. I'd have to research that. Then someone more reasonable would've been sent in his place and the world would be fantastic
I JUST WANT THE WORLD TO BE FANTASTIC
At 11/16/14 08:46 PM, NGPulp wrote:At 11/16/14 08:26 PM, Sevkat wrote: Winston Churchill.CHURCHILL!
I hate that fucker.
Vith his cigars, vith his brandy!
Und his rotten painting, ROTTEN!
Hitler, there vos a painter.
He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon-- two coats!
Ach Mein Gott!
fuck yuo idiote
At 11/16/14 08:49 PM, NGPulp wrote:At 11/16/14 08:34 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote:I already imagine by the 4th or 5th you'd get caught and charged with infanticide.At 11/16/14 08:29 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Anyone who despises me.You've got a long list to complete.
Imagine the travel costs and the intricate plans, too.
Boy, all that effort for a shallow-ass reason. It's so unreasonable and dumb, but I can't help but appreciate your gumption.
Who said that I'd kill them when they're infants? I'd actually kill them when they're at their fighting best, traveling to the future if I have to in order to give myself a real challenge!
At 11/16/14 08:55 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:At 11/16/14 08:49 PM, NGPulp wrote: I already imagine by the 4th or 5th you'd get caught and charged with infanticide.Who said that I'd kill them when they're infants? I'd actually kill them in the future if I have to...
Imagine the travel costs and the intricate plans, too.
Ah, so you'll kill them when they're senile.
Metal.
At 11/16/14 08:58 PM, NGPulp wrote:At 11/16/14 08:55 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:Ah, so you'll kill them when they're senile.At 11/16/14 08:49 PM, NGPulp wrote: I already imagine by the 4th or 5th you'd get caught and charged with infanticide.Who said that I'd kill them when they're infants? I'd actually kill them in the future if I have to...
Imagine the travel costs and the intricate plans, too.
Metal.
Nah, I'll kill them when they're all buff and muscular in a good old fashioned fist fight.
At 11/16/14 09:01 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Nah, I'll kill them when they're all buff and muscular in a good old fashioned fist fight.
What if they never turn muscular?
At 11/16/14 09:03 PM, NGPulp wrote:At 11/16/14 09:01 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Nah, I'll kill them when they're all buff and muscular in a good old fashioned fist fight.What if they never turn muscular?
Then I'll just use a katana.
At 11/15/14 08:51 PM, SadisticMonkey wrote: I choose Bill Gates, before he started microsoft.
That way, the absolutely fucking useless pile of stinking horseshit known as windows 8.1 would never have existed, and someone else who wasn't a completely incompetent retard would have pioneered operating systems and they would be remotely usable today.
... Couldn't you kill him after he made Windows 7 but before he made Windows 8?
Who would I kill? Hmm. It's a tough call between Caesar and Hammurabi. Nothing personal against either of them, I just want a nice big domino effect.
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At 11/15/14 08:51 PM, SadisticMonkey wrote: You guys?
If the time travel device was one I could carry with me, I'd kill whomever invented time travel, so that ! I'd be the only one able to travel back in time, and thus nobody would be able to go back in time and kill me. Safety first.
At 11/15/14 08:58 PM, SadisticMonkey wrote: Oh yes just what the world needs, more africans.
I'm starting to like this guy.
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
I couldn't bring myself to kill someone unless my life or country was in danger.
I'd kill Eric Harris or so that columbine would never happen and thus i'd prevent like 3000 skol shottings.
When Obama was not president. I would run against him, and win thus preventing Obamacare.
