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Make Your Own Star Wars Title

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Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 01:12:53


Okay, so by now, most of us have heard about the new title for the 7th Star Wars movie and it's been responded to with a vehement "eh...". Now, I bet you're thinking, "Well, *I* could make a better title with both hands tied behind my back, with my skull rammed into a brick wall after drinking 5 shots of tequila". Well, smart guy, now's your chance to do so: http://www.theverge.com/a/star-wars-meme.

Submit your own titles, so that we may laugh/enjoy them. The funniest/best one gets the honor of knowing you can do J. J. Abram's job better than he can. Get crackin'!

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I'd rather die a Wolf fighting against the Herder, than die a Sheep heading for the slaughter.

AVGN Fan Club. - The Culturally Diverse Crew - The Carnivorous Crew

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 01:17:12


The Return of Dickneck

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 01:31:20


At 11/12/14 01:17 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: The Return of Dickneck

You sure do post about Dickneck a lot.

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-Formerly known as Phobotech-

Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 01:33:33


Alternate title, The Phantom Attack of the Sith.

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-Formerly known as Phobotech-

Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 01:36:05


At 11/12/14 01:31 AM, Phobotech wrote:
At 11/12/14 01:17 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: The Return of Dickneck
You sure do post about Dickneck a lot.

He deserves to have a parody thread that's actually genius, such as a game show or circus thread that stars him.

Anyway, here's what might be the biggest franchise mashup of all time.

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 01:36:52


Yeah. I can't wait for JJ Abrams to shit all over another fandom's childhood.

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 01:37:01


If I turn out to be right, I'm going to laugh before I cry.

The prediction makes sense to me, what with Harrison Ford becoming a bitter old man in his recent acting career, and what with the news of his broken leg on set of Episode VII. Just like in Empire, he may wish to have his character killed off, but for real this time.

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-Formerly known as Phobotech-

Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 01:39:34


Another mashup!

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 01:40:39


Spoilers.

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 01:43:00


Bow down to your new master!

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 01:44:05


It will never go away...it can never be undone.

If you haven't seen the vid that I linked, I implore you to check it out all the way.

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-Formerly known as Phobotech-

Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 01:48:06


Reviews: "Best one yet!"

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 02:06:38


Copyright Infringement

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 02:10:48


Who wants free beer?

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 02:14:21


#Meme

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 02:22:24


Underrated poster.

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 02:37:27


You all saw this coming

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keep on Reaping on

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 02:38:00


How big is your lightsaber?

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 02:42:15


Murder mystery!

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 02:45:33


This would be fun to watch!

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 02:53:45


This is fun!

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 03:01:14


I swear to God, if it is, I will shit.

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-Formerly known as Phobotech-

Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 03:12:42


At 11/12/14 03:01 AM, Phobotech wrote: I swear to God, if it is, I will shit.

Ummmm....

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 03:14:59


The originality awakens.

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 04:08:43


Meh heh heh heh heh

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 04:40:21


Trekkies

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 04:47:53


Mmmmm!

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 04:54:02


Try not to imagine this.

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 04:57:51


Gets popcorn in advance of potential shitstorm.

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Response to Make Your Own Star Wars Title 2014-11-12 05:11:57


Parody of "Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl"

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