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Anal masturbation.
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At 9/21/14 03:04 PM, Ama wrote:At 9/21/14 03:02 PM, Ama wrote: I did, but I got shit on my fingers.So I licked it off.
#ThugLyfe
I prefer to take my poopy finger after a great 10 minutes go into my apartment hall and write this poop had corn in it on the wall. And end the sentence with a little yellow kernel because I don't want to get evicted for improper grammar
I was wondering when I'd get a decent sig. Did I really just see an argument on the net about what a tomatoes considered, it is the end of the world.
What you'll need:
1) Sharpie pen
2) One condom
3) Lube (optional)
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At 9/21/14 03:28 PM, Xenomit wrote:At 9/21/14 03:10 PM, Sevkat wrote: What you'll need:Why would you need a condom if you're using a personal object
1) Sharpie pen
2) One condom
3) Lube (optional)
So you don't get shit on your sharpie
obvs
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At 9/21/14 03:36 PM, Xenomit wrote: You don't do internal cleansing?
Gross
You clean the inside of your anus?
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At 9/21/14 03:41 PM, Xenomit wrote:At 9/21/14 03:37 PM, Sevkat wrote: You clean the inside of your anus?Yeah
that's p fucking gay, man.
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Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
At 9/21/14 03:42 PM, Slint wrote: A regular avocado is all I need.
A man after my own heart.
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
At 9/21/14 03:10 PM, Sevkat wrote: What you'll need:
1) Sharpie pen
2) One condom
3) Lube (optional)
I've been told good things about a wheedled down carrot from this story.
I'd rather die a Wolf fighting against the Herder, than die a Sheep heading for the slaughter.
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At 9/21/14 03:50 PM, Knights wrote: this story.
Jesus, man, the wall of text is a mile long
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At 9/21/14 03:52 PM, Sevkat wrote:At 9/21/14 03:50 PM, Knights wrote: this story.Jesus, man, the wall of text is a mile long
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot big words hurt tiny child brain.
I'd rather die a Wolf fighting against the Herder, than die a Sheep heading for the slaughter.
AVGN Fan Club. - The Culturally Diverse Crew - The Carnivorous Crew
At 9/21/14 03:54 PM, Knights wrote:At 9/21/14 03:52 PM, Sevkat wrote:Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot big words hurt tiny child brain.At 9/21/14 03:50 PM, Knights wrote: this story.Jesus, man, the wall of text is a mile long
rude
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At 9/21/14 03:10 PM, Sevkat wrote: What you'll need:
1) Sharpie pen
i did this when i was 12.
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
was her name tenneassi
omtish
At 9/21/14 03:41 PM, Sevkat wrote:At 9/21/14 03:41 PM, Xenomit wrote:that's p fucking gay, man.At 9/21/14 03:37 PM, Sevkat wrote: You clean the inside of your anus?Yeah
You mean this wasn't gay already?
At 9/21/14 06:10 PM, argile wrote:At 9/21/14 03:41 PM, Sevkat wrote:You mean this wasn't gay already?At 9/21/14 03:41 PM, Xenomit wrote:that's p fucking gay, man.At 9/21/14 03:37 PM, Sevkat wrote: You clean the inside of your anus?Yeah
putting a sharpie in your ass while wanking isn't that gay m8
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"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit
Once, with one of those little handheld mirrors and some massage oil.
It didn't go well.
At 9/21/14 09:24 PM, solamander wrote: Once, with one of those little handheld mirrors and some massage oil.
It didn't go well.
That sounds a bit large to be stuffing into your virgin blueberry.
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At 9/21/14 09:37 PM, Sevkat wrote:At 9/21/14 09:24 PM, solamander wrote: Once, with one of those little handheld mirrors and some massage oil.That sounds a bit large to be stuffing into your virgin blueberry.
It didn't go well.
No no, just the handle part of it not the whole thing. That'd be like shoving a frisby in your ass.
Jolly says he can fit 3 sharpies up his arse, but they get covered in dung.
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Looks painful. The Amazing Atheist shoved a banana up his ass.
