You say it's gross, and you wonder why a lot of girls don't swallow

What?

Well, until you've eaten your own I have a seemingly intense realism about how the inquiry you have presented is not valid.

Actually, that's a lie. It's a perfectly valid inquiry and autoseminal consumption is not a prerequisite for the entertainedly thorough provision of information about the taste of one's own semen.

Jesuf Fucking God, I just said that...

Also, salty is one of many types of semen, aside from heat, volume, consistency, viscousness, and color, saltiness is one of many possible flavors, flavor being one of very many variable dimensions of properties of the male ejaculate.

Some men's semen tastes like Chlorox.

By the way.

At 8/23/14 01:30 PM, Byber wrote: What does it taste like

@24901miles

Full day, second page, and still no Chris Chan reference. I guess he is truly no longer relevant.

you guys been tasting your own loom jam jam?

i know a dude who has eaten a semen burger once.
guy who made his burger didn't like him, somehow was able to ejaculate onto his burger in the back while making it AND not get caught doing it, (i don't fucking know how he pulled it off) and the dude was none the wiser.

I'm genuinely surprised more people don't eat their own semen. I have since I was 13, best way to avoid noticeable love stains and save on tissues. Plus, being bi, I was never really that grossed by it. Taste changes a lot, one of the better sides of eating homegrown is you learn what diet does what for your semen. Fruit is great, milk is bad, salt in moderation yo.

At 8/23/14 04:49 PM, kidray76 wrote:

At 8/23/14 01:30 PM, Byber wrote: What does it taste like

I do have one question, hopefully someone who is a regular here (whatever that means nowadays) can answer.

Is the BBS really reduce to this? I swear, back in early 2000's, this kind of thread would be laughed out of existence. Now, seems to not only be wanted, but good. I'm scratching my head now.

yeah the BBS has been reduced to this sadly. The mods gotten a lot softer than what they used to be. a lot of threads that wouldn't normally make out of the starting gate are now what are ruling the BBS.

That corrupt a wish thread is just one of many examples of this.

Holy fucking shit, what the hell? I don't know how to make a face more disgusted than the one that's on my face right now but believe me, I'm trying. First, why would you do that? Secondly, why would you admit to the fact that the events and decisions of your life all lead to the absolute fucking event horizon that is eating your own semen?

Consider for a moment that you have partaken in an act shared by the biggest train-wreck of the 21st century and revolting child of the internet, (pictured here) Chris-chan. He calls it "recycling." Do you?

At 8/23/14 03:04 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: That's womans work.

what he said

At 8/25/14 08:06 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote:

At 8/23/14 03:04 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: That's womans work.

what he said

http://cookingwithcum.com/

http://cookingwithcum.com/

uh

At 8/25/14 08:13 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote:

http://cookingwithcum.com/

uh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agQpK6H3LP8#t=188

I'll get back to you on that.

i actually really have no words for what i just read

At 8/26/14 02:44 PM, killer32 wrote: I'll get back to you on that.

It tasted like shit.

yes... one time by mistake... I thought it was marmalade.

I only had a small drop of it hit my tongue. Reminded me of horrible runny raw eggs >_<

I blame my ex for this information being stored in my brain. If she wouldn't have pulled me out, I wouldn't have shot myself in the chin.

At 8/24/14 04:52 PM, Captain-Slugworth wrote: I've tried it,
dosn't taste like much other than a salty substance

Reminds me of an urban legend where a teacher says that semen is mostly sugar. A cheerleader in the classroom (or in some cases, a gay guy) says, "Then why does it taste so salty?".

At 8/23/14 01:30 PM, Byber wrote: What does it taste like

Heavily depends on your diet with what you last ate and drank.

And of course I have tasted it, I need to make sure my partner is getting a meal worthy of a king!

At 8/26/14 02:53 PM, killer32 wrote: It tasted like shit.

Are you sure it came out of your penis?

At 8/30/14 10:31 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 8/23/14 01:30 PM, Byber wrote: What does it taste like

Heavily depends on your diet with what you last ate and drank.

And of course I have tasted it, I need to make sure my partner is getting a meal worthy of a king!

So, do tell how do you get your semen to taste so delicious!

At 8/30/14 11:07 AM, dumbclowny wrote:

At 8/30/14 10:31 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 8/23/14 01:30 PM, Byber wrote: What does it taste like

Heavily depends on your diet with what you last ate and drank.

And of course I have tasted it, I need to make sure my partner is getting a meal worthy of a king!

So, do tell how do you get your semen to taste so delicious!

Some nice fruit and veg goes a long way, certain things like bananas and kiwi fruit give pleasant sweet flavours, and celery adds extra strength to the colour! Make sure to avoid beer as that gives a nasty bitter taste, but wine is fine.

At 8/25/14 02:54 AM, PyroGreg wrote:

At 8/25/14 02:53 AM, PyroGreg wrote: I have more than a few times, it's actually just plain mostly. Sure, a little salty, but that's about it. Oh and it's warm. Mmm.

Oh and one time with my ex-gf, I came in her mouth, then we kissed with the cum between our lips.

Kissing after oral sex is a beautiful and passionate thing. I find myself wanting to do it when I have finished enjoying the sweet orgasm treat myself. It is always sad when people claim that they refuse to do such things...the one who swallowed deserves the kiss for their hard work.

At 8/30/14 11:15 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 8/30/14 11:07 AM, dumbclowny wrote:

At 8/30/14 10:31 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 8/23/14 01:30 PM, Byber wrote: What does it taste like

Heavily depends on your diet with what you last ate and drank.

And of course I have tasted it, I need to make sure my partner is getting a meal worthy of a king!

So, do tell how do you get your semen to taste so delicious!

Some nice fruit and veg goes a long way, certain things like bananas and kiwi fruit give pleasant sweet flavours, and celery adds extra strength to the colour! Make sure to avoid beer as that gives a nasty bitter taste, but wine is fine.

Ah yes yes! It makes sense that a banana would add to the flavor *wink wink* also I guess I'll have to cut down on beer... What else do you use! Please do tell, what should I be drinking?

At 8/30/14 11:37 AM, dumbclowny wrote:

At 8/30/14 11:15 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 8/30/14 11:07 AM, dumbclowny wrote:

At 8/30/14 10:31 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 8/23/14 01:30 PM, Byber wrote: What does it taste like

Heavily depends on your diet with what you last ate and drank.

And of course I have tasted it, I need to make sure my partner is getting a meal worthy of a king!

So, do tell how do you get your semen to taste so delicious!

Some nice fruit and veg goes a long way, certain things like bananas and kiwi fruit give pleasant sweet flavours, and celery adds extra strength to the colour! Make sure to avoid beer as that gives a nasty bitter taste, but wine is fine.

Ah yes yes! It makes sense that a banana would add to the flavor *wink wink* also I guess I'll have to cut down on beer... What else do you use! Please do tell, what should I be drinking?

Pinnaple is a good, cheap, and delicious way to improve the general taste and texture of your semen, it helps make it very sweet. If you wanted to boost the amount of cum you can unload Zinc helps with that, but personally I find that as long as you are cumming inside someone you love then you never need to worry about a small load, your body goes all out!