I just noticed something.......While on myspace.com I looked at the newgrounds profile and saw tom and wade on the "top 8 friends list". When looking at Wade's profile, I noticed that he was in a group called the "clock crew"......Maybe everyone already knows this or something like it but I found it a bit interesting that the clock crew makes videos bashing the Fulps yet Wade is in their myspace group.........Just saying that this is kind of interesting(to me at least).........just thought you all should know. 0.o

A typical CC, GG, HH, SS, LL, RR,BB member is an introverted sociopath with a desire to be respected. The reason why there are so many spin offs of the
original clock crew is because at first they ID each other as "friends" than they ID each other as enemies,out to get the other in their paranoid logic and split up into other cells (such as the fall of the glock group web site)
Most use fruits as common personas to find comfort in their ranks. Fame is their only goal and this is why they make poor flash work and mass-protect
it, and this is why they would commit crimes such as cyber terrorism and do not fear being banned but if they had to, They would result to crimes such as murder, if this would up their fame. I’m sure if you find members of these cells in society, they are most likely social outcast, committing acts such as kleptomania and maybe even rape to try and get that fame. Tom this is why you need to ban these groups,before they jump from the internet to society

Watch one of those dumb clocks say some thing like

"STFU You cannot kill strawberry clock BBBBBBB"

or something to that extent.BTW clocks lets see if strawberry can survive a bullet to the head.

Hey, Just cuz I am a clock doesnt mean u shouldnt listen to me, all that vote 5 and ill make a porno thing was like, four years ago, they are getting better at making flash everyday. there are just certain users who pretend to be clocks to give the crew a bad rep

If you are a good flash artist then you don't need to put "clock" in your name.Its not like they can help you.All the majority of them can do is drag you down.

What most people don't realise is that Strawberry Clock isn't all that bad a flash author after all. Check out the movies he made with his CoolBoyMan account. They rule. (And that's not kidding).

At 7/1/06 02:00 PM, KasrkinTrooper wrote: Don't forget Strawberry clock CONFESSED to having mutiple accounts.That alone would have been terms for being banned.

Dont forget that SBC profile is like a statue now... noone have control over it and its part of NG history now. There would be no reason for banning it.

And I like the CC at all I think theyre funny, and some of them are really skilled in flash.

At 7/4/06 11:52 PM, chopperhead7 wrote: A typical CC, GG, HH, SS, LL, RR,BB member is an introverted sociopath with a desire to be respected... ...The reason why there are so many spin offs of the

Tom this is why you need to ban these groups,before they jump from the internet to society

Wow, you are REALLY too late for saying this, you know that, right?

Also, DO NOT compare us with other flash groups.

At 4/25/06 11:38 AM, halloweengnome wrote: ive been doing a little searching around the portal and i think i have the problem.
there are a lot of users and artists (i use the term loosely) in newgrounds that harrass other users and artists, and cause no end of problems for the rest of us. now, a lot of these idiots claim to be members of the clock crew or claim to support the clock crew. so maybe thats the problem. maybe its not the REAL clock crew thats doing this. maybe its these "fake clocks". these people produce crappy submissions, harrass other users and artists (usually popular ones), and respond to reviews with insults and inflammatory outbursts. for example, i was compelled to watch and review an artists movie (i wont name names) because of the horrible way he responded to reviews. in my review, i addressed this and actually quoted his one response in the title (he told the reviewer to "get cancer") and the idiot didnt even recognize his own words (or wouldnt own up to them).
if these "fake clocks" are the problem, then, yes, we are mistaken in going after the clock crew, but they should be doing a better job of distancing themselves from these imbeciles. if the negative response to these people is really affecting the clock crew so dramatically, then they should be concentrating on the source of the problem (these "fake clocks") instead of crying to the administration about the results.
and for anyone on newgrounds that has been attempting to do what i have suggested, if that is the real problem here, i applaud your efforts. and i also hope anybody reads through this post instead of skipping it because its long.

WOOH HE'S TALKING ABOUT ME WOOH

Like I said in my response, man, don't insult me in your review. And if you noticed, I did notice you were quoting me, see:

".... this horrible mean review that penetrated me and offended me deeply, and you obviously knew I would respond and I'd make sure I totally trampled all over you with my response, so you shouldn't have bothered - at least don't tell me to 'get cancer' - I'm allowed to respond like that to some fucking moron's review but you're not allowed to tell me to get cancer. LEARN THE RULES."

At least you took into account point three:

"You didn't hate on the clock crew motherfucker, they're NG legends and although some of their work is shit, some is good, and you should at least appreciate some NG history - like The Void series - that's good shit, and you don't even have any flashes so it's totally out of your league to make such a generalisation about the clock crew and prohibit me from dedicating my movie to them when I submitted it on Clock Day?"

Anyway, you're not going to read this, but fuck you, last word for me.

Well, I do think that the clock crew flash animations arent really..."Keepable" submissions, but i still dont think that they should be threatened in any way.. if you see an artist you dont like, simply dont view the flash.^_^

Why is it that a lot of the crappy rip off assholes like Glock Group and Lock Legion are producing better stuff than Clock Crew?

I dunno what any of you people r talking about. The clock crew is the second most awesomest artist(s) in the portal! Knox is in 1st. I don't think they should be harrassed like this. Let's go pick on the sunshine crew instead! They suck more.

hola u bastards!ooohhhh....just kidding!

At 6/30/06 11:16 PM, DarknessSeifer wrote: even though my opinion probably doesnt even matter, dont you find it odd that some clock-related submissions break multiple portal rules? not as a whole of course, but many did. heres the list of rules some of them broke, directly from this site.

Ehh... some submissions, yes, but the CC is not- as a whole- a bad group of animators, from what I can tell. They have recieved enough bad press to rival Michael Jackson, but that's mainly due to people only seeing the worst submissions, many of which are more than two years old.

notice the last one. lets see, grossly inaccurate ratings that make no sense, what comes to mind.. oh yes.

B.

B's rating being grossly innacurate is your opinion, not a statement of fact. Is it not possible that people took it as a massive joke that they found funny, and thus the rating is validated?

so, why wasnt that submission terminated?

what about this one?
http://www.newground..om/portal/view/15955


yeah, im sure brock getting anal with ash doesnt violate #3.but thats hentai, so its different. but lets not forget the flashes of actual gay porno in such clips as "strawberry clock goes camping", or complete porno.

I've never seen the aforementioned "Brock getting anal with ash", but I do concede the point about "Strawberry clock goes camping".

movies that violate #4 that are by clocks are, you guessed it, never blammed. obviously the most noted is the anti-jewish and downright hateful towards blacks isnt hateful. oh, wait a minute..

Yet I've seen movies that make it past the judgement stage that have grotesque amounts of anti-(insertgrouphere) in them, which are by other authors. Once again, the Clocks are not the only ones.

get this, guess how many times do you think #5 has been violated? how many times have clocks made submissions that say "tom fulp likes it up the butt" and lets not forget the classic "wade gets hitched". thats just the most noted people, theyve also made flash against other famous authors.

Hmm.
Well, while these I have seen, let's not simply take this after the CC. How many ANTI-CLOCK submissions have there been that weren't deleted? Are these not attacks against flash artists, those being the CC themselves? What about the popular Anti-Foamy cartoons I've seen, which are apparent attacks against Foamy's respective animator(s)? Why were these not deleted? Don't simply attack the Clocks because this is the focus of the thread, talk about everyone who has violated the rule.

#1 has been violated by strawberry clock among other people, i am definetly sure that making so many pop-ups in a couple of movies that it CRASHES YOUR COMPUTER isnt an auto spawn pop uper. </sarcasm> Uhhh.

Once again, I haven't seen this in any submissions save those from "Strawberry Clock's" imitators, SC himself, or the less... desirable members of the CC.

#2 doesnt need explaining, we've seen enough of those "come to clockcrew.net to get FREE PORNO"

Never seen this, either. (I'm responding to these from the bottom going upward, by the way.)

#6 also has been violated many times, especially with the gay porno slideshows.

I've never really seen these in any actual 'Clock Crew' submissions. Mainly in the submissions from the original "Strawberry Clock", or the imitators thereof.

At 7/1/06 02:00 PM, KasrkinTrooper wrote: Don't forget Strawberry clock CONFESSED to having mutiple accounts.That alone would have been terms for being banned.

Is this a thread about Strawberry Clock, or a thread about The Clock Crew as a whole?

I'm not disputing your point, I'm simply stating I don't know what it has to do with the CC as a group.

At 7/14/06 12:00 PM, IngramJ wrote: Why is it that a lot of the crappy rip off assholes like Glock Group and Lock Legion are producing better stuff than Clock Crew?

...
Actually, LL and CC both produce good flash- I made a lengthy post a few pages back detailing the flash submissions I would reference in defense of the Clocks.
The reason people don't like LL or GG or younameitwithgroupnamesimilartotheclocks is because, put simply-- The clocks were here FIRST.

At 7/4/06 11:52 PM, chopperhead7 wrote: A typical CC, GG, HH, SS, LL, RR,BB member is an introverted sociopath with a desire to be respected. The reason why there are so many spin offs of the
original clock crew is because at first they ID each other as "friends" than they ID each other as enemies,out to get the other in their paranoid logic and split up into other cells (such as the fall of the glock group web site)
Most use fruits as common personas to find comfort in their ranks. Fame is their only goal and this is why they make poor flash work and mass-protect
it, and this is why they would commit crimes such as cyber terrorism and do not fear being banned but if they had to, They would result to crimes such as murder, if this would up their fame. I’m sure if you find members of these cells in society, they are most likely social outcast, committing acts such as kleptomania and maybe even rape to try and get that fame. Tom this is why you need to ban these groups,before they jump from the internet to society

....
Wow, someone's feeling high and mighty... what are you, the next Freud?
This is seriously a very very well-detailed post, I admit to that. Well done.
Cyber terrorism?
Did I miss something extremely large here? What 'Cyber Terrorism are you talking about, man?
"Fame is their only goal and this is why they make poor flash work and mass-protect

it,"

Isn't fame one of the main goals of anyone posting their work on here?
But aside from that point, did you miss the huge post I made a while back concerning the flash submissions that I felt best defended the Clocks? These people do not submit poor flash work all the time, and to say that all of them do anything similar to that is akin to saying all webcomic artists make crap comics because you saw a few bad ones. It's unfair to the group as a whole, and it needs to stop.
"They would result to crimes such as murder, if this would up their fame."
Say what now?
You're talking about the Clock Crew/Lock Legion/Glock Group etc like they're a gang ripped from the streets of GTA. Get a grip, you paranoid wannabe psychologist.

At 7/5/06 12:20 AM, mgsfan10 wrote: Watch one of those dumb clocks say some thing like

"STFU You cannot kill strawberry clock BBBBBBB"

or something to that extent.BTW clocks lets see if strawberry can survive a bullet to the head.

....
And this is where the whole thing falls apart. :\

Hey asshole you know whats REAL funny?How you defend a group of dicks whos goal in life is to make shit and harrass others who don't support them.That makes the Clock crew a group of terrorists.And you are an ignorant asshole who thinks that any one who hates your boyfirend clocks are "poorly educated"The person who IDs himself as "Strawberry clock" is just coward who hides behind his flayed persona of a Furit that has a clock for a head and commits acts of cyber terrorism by theating others,Creating files that crash computers to list a few of his crimes so maybe YOU sould have sex with a " rusty piece of shrapnel" for supporting a criminal

......................................
Wow...
I agree with the poster you replied to about one thing at the very least- you are poorly educated. At least, on the subject of the Clock Crew, you are.
Let's see...
Oooh! A terrorist-finger-pointer!
"That makes the Clock crew a group of terrorists."
Listen and learn!
Terrorists perform actions and orchestrate events such as to create fear, terror, panic, and a general breakdown of order in their target(s).
Terrorists do not "make shit and harrass others who don't support them"- that's more along the lines of religious extremists, for example.
The Clock Crew, from what I have seen (and believe me, I've done my research), does not fall into either of those categories- they are a varied, talented group of animators, who use avatars with clocks for faces as a kind of symbol (their 'gimmick', you could say), and computer-generated voices as a sort of watermark.
If anyone harrasses people who don't support the Clock Crew, it's because they struck first, with anti-clock animations and posts, stereotyping of the Crew ("ALL CLOCKS SUCK BECAUSE ONE MADE A BAD ANIMATION/SUBMITTED A PORNO LINK/DID SOMETHING STUPID THAT COULD HARM MY COMPUTER!!!!"), and general voting of 0 on any clock animation regardless of quality or effort.

BY YOUR REASONING, the anti-clock groups who attack the Crew are the 'terrorists'!

Criminal? SBC is no criminal. He may not have (had) a lot of sense, but he is not a criminal.

Think before you post, it prevents stupidity.

At 6/20/06 02:32 PM, KasrkinTrooper wrote: Now I have seen the clocks at their worst.A clock member known as "RomanCollar_Clock" is posting anti jew flash such as "The jews are greedy"and "Tom flup is a Jew"If this can't get the clocks banned then nothing will.

Again, more idiocy from an apparent master.
Let me say it again- just because ONE person is doing something, who may OR MAY NOT BE part of a group, is NO reason to place blame on said group as a whole!

At 6/26/06 06:28 AM, HellishShadow666 wrote: I might have made this account recntly but I have been going to newgrounds from way back when the original pico school came out and I have seen a bunch of "clock crew" submissions and they are all crap. I know I havn't submitted anything yet but compared to top quality videos by both new and old users have shown that you can definetly make good videos without tons of practice and of course with practice. But the clock crew has been around for a while and they STILL submit total shit that most people(from what I've seen in reviews) hate.

Go to the Clock Crew collection.
Watch. The. Flashes.
Arghhh I'm gonna hve to drag out my old post, aren't I?
Seriously, get a clue, thanks.
The Clocks are actually very good animators who have suffered from the actions of a few who claim to be members of their group... is that fair? Is it?

Huh. Amazing.
Has anyone noticed that there are actually some quality flash-makers out there who happen to be in the Clock Crew?
I reference Blue_Clock's "The Void" series, or even "-Let It B-" by none other than TheClockCrew themselves. Or perhaps another collab, between BritClock(British_Clock), LogClock, SherClockHolmes, SwitchBladeClock, and IcedTeaClock, "CC-Popcorn". And while it's not the world's best quality animation, Banana_Clock's "Clock News" series is at least entertaining!
The point is, that yes. Strawberry, Orange, Raspberry and others spam and fill the NG Portal with useless crap that- according to many users that I've seen- is sometimes even harmful to the viewers' computer.
BUT, that doesn't necessarily mean that the entire Clock Crew submits that kind of thing. It's annoying to me, because, while I am not an actual member of the Clock Crew, I enjoy their submissions greatly, and seeing people insulting them based on the submissions of other 'Clocks' is- in my mind- extremely unfair. It shouldn't be at the point where Clock Crew members have enough cause to worry that someone is going to see 'Clock' and vote 0, that they add 'Please watch the submission and vote fairly!' or something similar, into the description of the submission itself.
It needs to stop. I see no reason to hate the entire Clock Crew, when only a few 'members' that I found could really be accused of spamming the portal with crap.
-DunasRNG
I felt it neccessary to re-post my original rant on this topic... and I'm very tempted to go after the idiots who are trying to connect the Clocks to terrorism.

At 7/17/06 09:21 PM, sebian_the_lurker wrote: Okay, not Strawberry_Clock, but his crew. I say... Strawberry_Clock is a nice guy and shouldn't be banned. I think he shouldn't make anymore flashes, but not ban him.

Although technically, it isn't really "his" crew- he didn't make it, and as far as I know he doesn't really "lead" it. He's idolized by the characters and he was the basis for the CC, but he doesn't seem to be the actual "leader" of the Clock Crew in anything but title.

You with the alt account,stop spaming the post.Also fuck strawbarry clock and is fag pals.Most of them made shit like "clock hentai","C", and the glock faggots.They could never make flash as fun or cool as "Staggy","Zombie survival","Warhammer 40k tribute","The Ultimate Showdown" any of Tom Flup's work like "UFA" or "Pico's school".With the shit they have,I wonder if they even own a flash maker or use MS paint for their work.Also Strawberry clock is dead,he was in the same car with Illwillpress,accept Ill willpress used SBC's body as a debris shield.Lol for serious though is avatar hasn't been used in years.

Hey sebian_the_lurker you faggot bitch,stop SPAMMING you shit face clock cock sucking mother fucker.Are you trying to imperss your boyfirend?Get a life faggot.Fename yourself

"sebian_the_Gay_fag_who_loves_dick_and_has
_AIDS"

Yeah sebian_the_asshole you will get banned for double posting.Tom Fulp ban the clocks now,their only fans are little assholes like sebian_the_lurker who is breaking the forum rules.
That cock sucker sebian_the_gaywad would let sbc pound his ass he asked him to.

sebian_the_lurker is a faggot who drinks cum and asks for more.You will die with all the other clock fans asshole.Go suck an another dick asshole.

At 7/19/06 12:54 PM, sebian_the_lurker wrote:

Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh nyeh. Bah, what do i care about you Anti-Clock fags? I still stand up for them and their flashes and nothing will push me out of that way, ever. Long live the Clock Crew!

fuck you sebian_the_lurker you homo,You Just wish you could suck all the clocks dicks don't you?I guess the only dick you'll be sucking is your dad's again you asshole.Your sad spending all your time idolizing people who you will never meet.Whats the matter the backsteet boys never answered your letters?I would tell you to go suck a dick but thats what you want you faggot.

Pwned Bitch

At 7/19/06 02:57 PM, sebian_the_lurker wrote:

Woah, woah. Did you just read my mind? Because I was about to say the same thing, Mutha. (If you don't know French, you don't know what i just said and you're a complete asshole.)

Your a faggot with no parents get over it.look at yourself posting ussless crap on a post that Tom never reads.GET A LIFE.But no you still want to do nothing with your life but post on this tread.When the rest of us go outside and meet our firends,got to work,talk to people in personn.You'll still be here posting crap because you have NO firends or job or money.Just you and a 1995 dell pc on dail-up in a room with dragon ball z posters and legos.Jerking off to pron you google search for,waiting for the simpsons to come on tv.I got to go however-I have a life

Mega pwned

If the Clock Crew should happen to read this

You should take this new found hatred towards themselves as a compliment. You have reached a status of success in your careers that you are now the object of jokes and parodies. I'm sure any celebrity out there that someone has mimed or made a mockery of, faces the same strife, but as I have said before, be happy that you are well known.