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Would you eat a Pokemon?

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Response to Would you eat a Pokemon? 2014-07-06 10:35:34


At 7/6/14 09:05 AM, NGPulp wrote:
At 7/6/14 08:26 AM, DarkMatter wrote: One of Chansee's eggs could probably give breakfast to 3 people =D
Indeed.
So can ostrich eggs, sorta.

I wonder how Bulbasaur tastes like, though.

like an artichoke I'd reckon.

Response to Would you eat a Pokemon? 2014-07-06 11:41:24


At 7/6/14 10:35 AM, DarkMatter wrote: like an artichoke I'd reckon.

Artichoke and a bit of reptilian taste akin to a turtle.

Maybe it'd taste like lettuce.

Response to Would you eat a Pokemon? 2014-07-06 17:49:47


Dragonite meat would probably be really tender.

Response to Would you eat a Pokemon? 2014-07-06 17:55:27


I recall an episode of the anime where they mentioned that Farfetch'd taste good, so yeah, I think they do. Oddly enough, there were some episodes where they were eating fish and lobsters.

Not pokemon, actual fish and lobsters. Also, another one had a Pidgey eating a worm. Not a Caterpie, a worm.

Maybe they have non pokemon animals for food?


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Response to Would you eat a Pokemon? 2014-07-06 21:52:56


Ugh, don't eat at Ching Chongens, I heard they use meowth the sushi.

Response to Would you eat a Pokemon? 2014-07-06 23:07:50


Maybe

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Response to Would you eat a Pokemon? 2014-07-07 19:11:28


At 7/6/14 05:05 AM, NGPulp wrote: Yeah sure.

A Pikachu-- I hear they have quite the shocking taste.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82ANkjVEpYk


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Response to Would you eat a Pokemon? 2014-07-07 19:13:51


I bet a Pineco would taste disgusting.

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Response to Would you eat a Pokemon? 2014-07-07 19:25:50


Eating pokemon is definitely accepted as canon in the pokemon world.

Farfetch'd was even hunted to near extinction because it was so tasty.... and it carries around a leek that people used to cook along with the pokemon.

Pokédex entries (from the show)
Episode | Pokémon | Source Entry
EP049 | Farfetch'd | Ash's Pokédex

Farfetch'd, a Wild Duck Pokémon. Farfetch'd makes a delicious meal, especially when cooked with leek. Because of this, Farfetch'd is nearly extinct.


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Response to Would you eat a Pokemon? 2014-07-07 19:44:44


I would eat a Patrat

Response to Would you eat a Pokemon? 2014-07-07 19:49:15


I wonder what pokemon trainers taste like


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Response to Would you eat a Pokemon? 2014-07-12 09:42:23


At 7/7/14 07:25 PM, Raab wrote: Farfetch'd, a Wild Duck Pokémon. Farfetch'd makes a delicious meal, especially when cooked with leek. Because of this, Farfetch'd is nearly extinct.

Yeah, I kind of already mentioned that.


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Response to Would you eat a Pokemon? 2014-07-12 10:59:16


Anyway, when will Jesus bring us our Pikachu steak!?

Response to Would you eat a Pokemon? 2014-07-12 12:54:42


At 7/12/14 09:42 AM, Ericho wrote:
At 7/7/14 07:25 PM, Raab wrote: Farfetch'd, a Wild Duck Pokémon. Farfetch'd makes a delicious meal, especially when cooked with leek. Because of this, Farfetch'd is nearly extinct.
Yeah, I kind of already mentioned that.

Here is another entry

Aerodaytl and extinct flying pokemon. It's hard fangs suggest that it was a carnivore. it's sharp claws where properly used to capture prey.

This also means that it isn't just human who ate pokemon but pokemon would eat other pokemon.

Response to Would you eat a Pokemon? 2014-07-12 13:00:18


I would eat Vanillish, cuz you know what they say there's always place for ice cream.

Response to Would you eat a Pokemon? 2014-07-13 10:17:23


It kind of makes you think of pokemon like Magnemite and if people use their body part magnets for other things or their screws, and you'd think PETA would be mad at us for taking advantage of pokemon based on animals! If magnets and screws were sapient, they probably wouldn't let us use those either.


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Response to Would you eat a Pokemon? 2014-07-14 11:28:26


At 7/2/14 08:45 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Like I said, would you eat a Pokemon? If so, which ones?
People do eat Magikarp in the anime
Pokemon Theory Video About People Eating Pokemon

People actually don't eat Magikarp in the Anime. If you had finished watching the episode from which that image came from, you would have known that Magikarp is rock-hard and inedible.

Speaking of rock-hard I wouldn't want to eat steel, rock, ground, fire, poison, ghost, or electric.
the best tasting Pokemon would probably be either water, grass, bug, normal, and flying.

I could really go for some Pidgey. Probably our equivalent to chicken.


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