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If Pokemon literally came to life

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Response to If Pokemon literally came to life 2014-06-12 05:34:35


At 6/12/14 05:27 AM, GrizzlyOne wrote: that would suck because i don't want to be an anime character

if i didn't become an anime character though, i would probably get some pokemon like most of the insect types (beedrill, scyther, that red thing with the snapper claws) and those special types of pokemon that looks like walking turrets.

If Pokemon were real, then everything would be live-action, not anime.

Response to If Pokemon literally came to life 2014-06-12 05:37:31


Ride my flygon across a dessert.


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Response to If Pokemon literally came to life 2014-06-12 05:43:38


Response to If Pokemon literally came to life 2014-06-12 07:40:21


Could be pretty fun at first, but would just lead to people misusing the powers.


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Response to If Pokemon literally came to life 2014-06-12 08:41:20


We'll find out how diglett actually looks like.


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Response to If Pokemon literally came to life 2014-06-12 09:29:07


Where is your god now?

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Response to If Pokemon literally came to life 2014-06-12 10:09:22


Run. Run for the hills. Run for your life.


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Response to If Pokemon literally came to life 2014-06-12 10:28:41


I dunno. Do the Pokemon trainers also become real? I've seen some hot Misty cosplayers.


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Response to If Pokemon literally came to life 2014-06-12 10:36:18


what would happen to the regular animals?


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Response to If Pokemon literally came to life 2014-06-12 11:25:28


I'd hunt down some scientist and force to develop pokéballs. God knows if we can't tame them, we have to kill them.


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Response to If Pokemon literally came to life 2014-06-12 12:13:51


I would obviously catch them all and be the Pokemon master.


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Response to If Pokemon literally came to life 2014-07-02 01:55:33


Let me rephrase things: If pokemon came to life, which one would you hug first?

Response to If Pokemon literally came to life 2014-07-02 02:09:40


Wait a minute, since real life doesn't work the same as it is in video games, then how the heck is the leveling-up system supposed to work?

(It's still a wonder how a poke ball can carry a Pokemon like Wailord)

And be honest, how many of you want to go visit the Mystery Dungeon World?

Response to If Pokemon literally came to life 2014-07-02 05:04:45


At 6/11/14 09:33 PM, Chronamut wrote: I'd hit them with apples.

apple products.
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Response to If Pokemon literally came to life 2014-07-02 09:49:57


At 7/2/14 09:47 AM, Piggler wrote: What if pokemon figuratively came to life?

They already are, it's called video games.....

Response to If Pokemon literally came to life 2014-07-02 11:44:42


Drink my ass off with an Alakazam

Response to If Pokemon literally came to life 2014-07-02 12:11:56


At 6/12/14 04:39 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Primal Groudon Revealed!

Looks like pizza.

Response to If Pokemon literally came to life 2014-07-02 12:13:16


At 7/2/14 12:09 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: That would mean that hypno is real... I would never leave the house... unless is where to find a missingno...

Just catch a drowzee. He reverses the effects of hypno.


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Response to If Pokemon literally came to life 2014-07-02 12:15:16


I would do this.

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Response to If Pokemon literally came to life 2014-07-02 12:50:03


At 7/2/14 12:15 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:
At 7/2/14 12:13 PM, koopahermit wrote:
At 7/2/14 12:09 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: That would mean that hypno is real... I would never leave the house... unless is where to find a missingno...
Just catch a drowzee. He reverses the effects of hypno.
Sure... It'll just EAT MY DREAMS.

Then after you use the drowzee to get rid of your hypno problem, just catch a haunter and ko the drowzee. There's nothing wrong with haunter is there?


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Response to If Pokemon literally came to life 2014-07-02 17:24:01


If Pokemon literally came to life, there would be people who just stand outside your town and all the other towns, waiting for you and other trainers to come and battle them while they blurt out random words. The battles give meaning to their petty little lives, in which without the battles, they would just stand there. Stand there with no purpose, no meaning, no happiness. Some, though, wouldn't battle. They would just stand there, waiting for someone to come into contact with them to speak only for brief moments. But, they all would stand there until their body had given up all hope. All others wouldn't even care. They wouldn't notice. They would be to self-centered and focused on their journey to even give the slightest thought to it.
That would be the Pokemon world.

...HAH! Just kidding! It would probably be all fun and fancy-free! I would have a skitty. And a Gyarados. And a Dragonite. And we would probably have solved all medical problems with those Pokemon Centers. It would probably be a good world.


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Response to If Pokemon literally came to life 2014-07-02 21:38:58


Gotta fuck em' all, Pokemon!

Response to If Pokemon literally came to life 2014-07-03 00:27:10


I think I would hunt them for sport. Well, certain kinds of them.

BTW, am I hearing more Meloetta talk when it comes to Pokemon? It was announced early in June as a Pokeball Pokemon appearing in SSB4, and it seems to stand out in terms of cuteness. I looked at other cutest Pokemon polls, however, and Meloetta is rare or absent (even though it has been around since 2012).


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Response to If Pokemon literally came to life 2014-07-03 00:36:39


At 7/3/14 12:27 AM, Th-e wrote: I think I would hunt them for sport. Well, certain kinds of them.

BTW, am I hearing more Meloetta talk when it comes to Pokemon? It was announced early in June as a Pokeball Pokemon appearing in SSB4, and it seems to stand out in terms of cuteness. I looked at other cutest Pokemon polls, however, and Meloetta is rare or absent (even though it has been around since 2012).

Obviously my favorite badass Pokemon is shiny Rayquaza, but my favorite Cute Pokemon is Meloetta, which is closely followed by my second place favorite cute Pokemon Diancie.

Response to If Pokemon literally came to life 2014-07-03 02:59:08


I'd go fishing for Dratinis lol.