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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-13 09:26:29


Forgot yesterday

to draw. To be fair, I won't

Get a point knocked off.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-13 19:08:51


At 1/9/24 07:35 AM, Urichov wrote: Last exam went well
But between it and the next
There's only three days


The next went well too

And there's double that this time

But we'll see. We'll see.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-13 19:39:15


At 1/13/24 07:08 PM, Urichov wrote:
At 1/9/24 07:35 AM, Urichov wrote: Last exam went well
But between it and the next
There's only three days
The next went well too
And there's double that this time
But we'll see. We'll see.


Hey, good job, my dude!

Seems like you have studied well!

Good luck and Godspeed!


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-15 02:05:27 (edited 2024-01-15 02:05:34)


Something something love

Is in a lot of poems

Mainly in sonnets

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-18 01:23:42


It's cold this morning

So here I am bundled up

Waiting for the sun

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-29 06:16:49


Been eleven days

Since a haiku in this thread

Bring things up to speed.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-03 11:12:44


What the Fuck

What the actual fuck

Fuck the what.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-03 12:48:27


Arrest at the gate.

I can only wonder what

happened on that plane.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-03 22:54:01


A ban evader

on Reddit is obsessed with

me right now, send help


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-03 23:04:57


At 2/3/24 10:54 PM, art-dude wrote: A ban evader
on Reddit is obsessed with
me right now, send help


What the hell even

I don't have Reddit but you

Might need new account


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-05 21:49:25


Descending into

Boston, golden skyscrapers

roast in twilight sun.



"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-11 08:20:52


This is a haiku.

I hate writing haikus so

very, very much.


SPEEDRSTUDIOS.NEWGROUNDS.COM

(spee-der-stew-dee-o's-dot-new-grounds-dot-com)

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-11 11:59:39


I wake up

I take a shit

I get out of bed


GRR <-- that's my signature

Pretty ironic how I draw cowboys even though I'm First nations ;)

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-11 14:32:17


At 2/11/24 11:59 AM, Gribbus07 wrote: I wake up
I take a shit
I get out of bed


That's not a haiku

They need five, seven, and five

syllables to count


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

BBS Signature

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-11 14:47:49


At 2/11/24 02:32 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/11/24 11:59 AM, Gribbus07 wrote: I wake up
I take a shit
I get out of bed
That's not a haiku
They need five, seven, and five
syllables to count


ok I get it

I wont make something stupid

like that ever again


GRR <-- that's my signature

Pretty ironic how I draw cowboys even though I'm First nations ;)

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-11 15:46:29


O Thomas Dolby,

Hyperactive in my head

All day and all night.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-11 20:13:31


At 2/11/24 02:47 PM, Gribbus07 wrote:
At 2/11/24 02:32 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/11/24 11:59 AM, Gribbus07 wrote: I wake up
I take a shit
I get out of bed
That's not a haiku
They need five, seven, and five
syllables to count
ok I get it
I wont make something stupid
like that ever again


That's alright, I've made

that mistake before, even

in an image too


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

BBS Signature

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-11 23:45:13 (edited 2024-02-11 23:45:59)


At 2/11/24 08:13 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/11/24 02:47 PM, Gribbus07 wrote:
At 2/11/24 02:32 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/11/24 11:59 AM, Gribbus07 wrote: I wake up
I take a shit
I get out of bed
That's not a haiku
They need five, seven, and five
syllables to count
ok I get it
I wont make something stupid
like that ever again
That's alright, I've made
that mistake before, even
in an image too


What's really funny

Is that most of what we write

Here is not haiku.


It's a cynical,

Humorous poem about

Life called senryū.


@Gribbus07

...But seriously,

Do you pull an Amber Heard

In your own bed? Gross!

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-12 00:56:01


At 2/11/24 11:45 PM, ChronoNomad wrote:
At 2/11/24 08:13 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/11/24 02:47 PM, Gribbus07 wrote:
At 2/11/24 02:32 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/11/24 11:59 AM, Gribbus07 wrote: I wake up
I take a shit
I get out of bed
That's not a haiku
They need five, seven, and five
syllables to count
ok I get it
I wont make something stupid
like that ever again
That's alright, I've made
that mistake before, even
in an image too
What's really funny
Is that most of what we write
Here is not haiku.

It's a cynical,
Humorous poem about
Life called senryū.

@Gribbus07
...But seriously,
Do you pull an Amber Heard
In your own bed? Gross!


A true haiku can

only be properly done

in Japan's language


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-12 01:09:09


Fear is there to provoke..

To show you what reside within

your courage.


*Sip tea*


ZombieGhost

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-12 01:16:04


At 2/12/24 12:56 AM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/11/24 11:45 PM, ChronoNomad wrote:
At 2/11/24 08:13 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/11/24 02:47 PM, Gribbus07 wrote:
At 2/11/24 02:32 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/11/24 11:59 AM, Gribbus07 wrote: I wake up
I take a shit
I get out of bed
That's not a haiku
They need five, seven, and five
syllables to count
ok I get it
I wont make something stupid
like that ever again
That's alright, I've made
that mistake before, even
in an image too
What's really funny
Is that most of what we write
Here is not haiku.

It's a cynical,
Humorous poem about
Life called senryū.

@Gribbus07
...But seriously,
Do you pull an Amber Heard
In your own bed? Gross!
A true haiku can
only be properly done
in Japan's language


There’s a compromise

5-7-5 syllables

In poet’s language


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-12 03:38:43


At 2/12/24 01:16 AM, Thetageist wrote:
At 2/12/24 12:56 AM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/11/24 11:45 PM, ChronoNomad wrote:
At 2/11/24 08:13 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/11/24 02:47 PM, Gribbus07 wrote:
At 2/11/24 02:32 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/11/24 11:59 AM, Gribbus07 wrote: I wake up
I take a shit
I get out of bed
That's not a haiku
They need five, seven, and five
syllables to count
ok I get it
I wont make something stupid
like that ever again
That's alright, I've made
that mistake before, even
in an image too
What's really funny
Is that most of what we write
Here is not haiku.

It's a cynical,
Humorous poem about
Life called senryū.

@Gribbus07
...But seriously,
Do you pull an Amber Heard
In your own bed? Gross!
A true haiku can
only be properly done
in Japan's language
There’s a compromise
5-7-5 syllables
In poet’s language


What I meant was a

haiku done in English

loses its beauty


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-12 07:04:52


At 2/12/24 03:38 AM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/12/24 01:16 AM, Thetageist wrote:
At 2/12/24 12:56 AM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/11/24 11:45 PM, ChronoNomad wrote:
At 2/11/24 08:13 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/11/24 02:47 PM, Gribbus07 wrote:
At 2/11/24 02:32 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/11/24 11:59 AM, Gribbus07 wrote: I wake up
I take a shit
I get out of bed
That's not a haiku
They need five, seven, and five
syllables to count
ok I get it
I wont make something stupid
like that ever again
That's alright, I've made
that mistake before, even
in an image too
What's really funny
Is that most of what we write
Here is not haiku.

It's a cynical,
Humorous poem about
Life called senryū.

@Gribbus07
...But seriously,
Do you pull an Amber Heard
In your own bed? Gross!
A true haiku can
only be properly done
in Japan's language
There’s a compromise
5-7-5 syllables
In poet’s language
What I meant was a
haiku done in English
loses its beauty


Now wait a minute.

Then what’s the point of this thread?

Only for shitposts?


(Or do you mean translated?)


Someone please help me revive my clubs

BBS Signature

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-12 07:14:54


At 2/12/24 07:04 AM, Thetageist wrote:
At 2/12/24 03:38 AM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/12/24 01:16 AM, Thetageist wrote:
At 2/12/24 12:56 AM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/11/24 11:45 PM, ChronoNomad wrote:
At 2/11/24 08:13 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/11/24 02:47 PM, Gribbus07 wrote:
At 2/11/24 02:32 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/11/24 11:59 AM, Gribbus07 wrote: I wake up
I take a shit
I get out of bed
That's not a haiku
They need five, seven, and five
syllables to count
ok I get it
I wont make something stupid
like that ever again
That's alright, I've made
that mistake before, even
in an image too
What's really funny
Is that most of what we write
Here is not haiku.

It's a cynical,
Humorous poem about
Life called senryū.

@Gribbus07
...But seriously,
Do you pull an Amber Heard
In your own bed? Gross!
A true haiku can
only be properly done
in Japan's language
There’s a compromise
5-7-5 syllables
In poet’s language
What I meant was a
haiku done in English
loses its beauty
Now wait a minute.
Then what’s the point of this thread?
Only for shitposts?

(Or do you mean translated?)


The form is nothing.

If the soul is preserved,

The poetry blossoms


"Please don't tap on the glass. Penguins can see and hear you alright. They just don't care."

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-12 11:32:28


At 2/12/24 07:14 AM, Remi-le-Oduen wrote:
At 2/12/24 07:04 AM, Thetageist wrote:
At 2/12/24 03:38 AM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/12/24 01:16 AM, Thetageist wrote:
At 2/12/24 12:56 AM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/11/24 11:45 PM, ChronoNomad wrote:
At 2/11/24 08:13 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/11/24 02:47 PM, Gribbus07 wrote:
At 2/11/24 02:32 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/11/24 11:59 AM, Gribbus07 wrote: I wake up
I take a shit
I get out of bed
That's not a haiku
They need five, seven, and five
syllables to count
ok I get it
I wont make something stupid
like that ever again
That's alright, I've made
that mistake before, even
in an image too
What's really funny
Is that most of what we write
Here is not haiku.

It's a cynical,
Humorous poem about
Life called senryū.

@Gribbus07
...But seriously,
Do you pull an Amber Heard
In your own bed? Gross!
A true haiku can
only be properly done
in Japan's language
There’s a compromise
5-7-5 syllables
In poet’s language
What I meant was a
haiku done in English
loses its beauty
Now wait a minute.
Then what’s the point of this thread?
Only for shitposts?

(Or do you mean translated?)
The form is nothing.
If the soul is preserved,
The poetry blossoms


Look at all those quotes.

Nested Haikus in Haikus.

Haiku Inception.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-12 12:34:07


At 2/12/24 11:32 AM, AceMantra wrote:
At 2/12/24 07:14 AM, Remi-le-Oduen wrote:
At 2/12/24 07:04 AM, Thetageist wrote:
At 2/12/24 03:38 AM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/12/24 01:16 AM, Thetageist wrote:
At 2/12/24 12:56 AM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/11/24 11:45 PM, ChronoNomad wrote:
At 2/11/24 08:13 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/11/24 02:47 PM, Gribbus07 wrote:
At 2/11/24 02:32 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/11/24 11:59 AM, Gribbus07 wrote:
I wake up
I take a shit
I get out of bed

That's not a haiku
They need five, seven, and five
syllables to count
ok I get it
I wont make something stupid
like that ever again
That's alright, I've made
that mistake before, even
in an image too
What's really funny
Is that most of what we write
Here is not haiku.

It's a cynical,
Humorous poem about
Life called senryū.

@Gribbus07
...But seriously,
Do you pull an Amber Heard
In your own bed? Gross!
A true haiku can
only be properly done
in Japan's language
There’s a compromise
5-7-5 syllables
In poet’s language
What I meant was a
haiku done in English
loses its beauty
Now wait a minute.
Then what’s the point of this thread?
Only for shitposts?

(Or do you mean translated?)
The form is nothing.
If the soul is preserved,
The poetry blossoms
Look at all those quotes.
Nested Haikus in Haikus.
Haiku Inception.


A faint reek of manure

Above the flowerbed.

Yet here I am, admiring.


(Just in case it's too vague - the beginning of this quotes was a haiku about shitposts)


"Please don't tap on the glass. Penguins can see and hear you alright. They just don't care."

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-12 22:27:36


At 2/12/24 12:34 PM, Remi-le-Oduen wrote:
At 2/12/24 11:32 AM, AceMantra wrote:
At 2/12/24 07:14 AM, Remi-le-Oduen wrote:
At 2/12/24 07:04 AM, Thetageist wrote:
At 2/12/24 03:38 AM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/12/24 01:16 AM, Thetageist wrote:
At 2/12/24 12:56 AM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/11/24 11:45 PM, ChronoNomad wrote:
At 2/11/24 08:13 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 2/11/24 02:47 PM, Gribbus07 wrote:
At 2/11/24 02:32 PM, art-dude wrote: At 2/11/24 11:59 AM, Gribbus07 wrote:
I wake up
I take a shit
I get out of bed

That's not a haiku
They need five, seven, and five
syllables to count

ok I get it
I wont make something stupid
like that ever again
That's alright, I've made
that mistake before, even
in an image too
What's really funny
Is that most of what we write
Here is not haiku.

It's a cynical,
Humorous poem about
Life called senryū.

@Gribbus07
...But seriously,
Do you pull an Amber Heard
In your own bed? Gross!
A true haiku can
only be properly done
in Japan's language
There’s a compromise
5-7-5 syllables
In poet’s language
What I meant was a
haiku done in English
loses its beauty
Now wait a minute.
Then what’s the point of this thread?
Only for shitposts?

(Or do you mean translated?)
The form is nothing.
If the soul is preserved,
The poetry blossoms
Look at all those quotes.
Nested Haikus in Haikus.
Haiku Inception.
A faint reek of manure
Above the flowerbed.
Yet here I am, admiring.

(Just in case it's too vague - the beginning of this quotes was a haiku about shitposts)


To the person four

replies above this one, yes,

that is what I meant.


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-12 23:25:15


A bouquet of raw

Sewage; nostrils filling with

Pestilent ordure.


Rotting and fetid,

It seeps into the landscape,

Clogging earth and sea.


The sky seems fine, but

Pollutants reign supreme; the

Acid rain, falling...


"It's just fine," we say.

"Everything is fine," we say.

Until it isn't.


*sips tea*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-13 22:07:49


Seventy-five days.

No job. The knife sinks deeper

into self-doubt's wound.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-13 22:23:17


At 2/13/24 10:07 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Seventy-five days.
No job. The knife sinks deeper
into self-doubt's wound.


I believe in you

Partly skill, partly dumb luck;

Wish you all the best.


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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