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Welcome to the Salty Spitoon

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Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 15:09:04


How tough are ya?

this joke hasn't been done in 2 years.

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"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit

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Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 15:12:01


I blow bubbles... with my fingers.

Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 15:12:25


I'm the courage and power model for struggling kids and teens for the strength that they have within themselves.
and i still work on a road crew because i have not exerted my self enough in a day


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Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 15:13:37


Wow, you're really cool for making this thread. If you say it hasn't been done in two years that makes it ok.


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Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 15:13:41


I'm not very tough, I'll just go somewhere else...


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Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 15:14:26


At 4/15/14 03:13 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: Wow, you're really cool for making this thread. If you say it hasn't been done in two years that makes it ok.

quite the little snippit arnt ya


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Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 15:17:43


At 4/15/14 03:14 PM, tox wrote:
At 4/15/14 03:13 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: Wow, you're really cool for making this thread. If you say it hasn't been done in two years that makes it ok.
quite the little snippit arnt ya

Yeah, I'm "quite the little snippit," because people actually talk like that.


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Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 15:19:58


At 4/15/14 03:17 PM, Clamstuffer wrote:
At 4/15/14 03:14 PM, tox wrote: quite the little snippit arnt ya
Yeah, I'm "quite the little snippit," because people actually talk like that.

Guess it's just an older, tougher guy thing ;P


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Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 15:20:21


Clam can go to the Weenie Hut.


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Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 15:22:16


At 4/15/14 03:19 PM, tox wrote:
At 4/15/14 03:17 PM, Clamstuffer wrote:
At 4/15/14 03:14 PM, tox wrote: quite the little snippit arnt ya
Yeah, I'm "quite the little snippit," because people actually talk like that.
Guess it's just an older, tougher guy thing ;P

Yeah, you just scream tough alright.


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Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 15:27:22


At 4/15/14 03:15 PM, Vnzi wrote: Okay first off, how much spongebob did you absorb into your body.

About this much.

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"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit

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Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 15:27:48


I posted naughty things on Newgrounds, when there weren't mods around.

Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 15:30:48


At 4/15/14 03:20 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Clam can go to the Weenie Hut.

Here you go clamstuffer.

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"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit

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Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 15:34:15


At 4/15/14 03:30 PM, koopahermit wrote:
At 4/15/14 03:20 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Clam can go to the Weenie Hut.
Here you go clamstuffer.

well, im not "screaming" but i sure aint drooling on my self xp


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Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 15:35:54


I go to the Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat.

Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 15:48:00


At 4/15/14 03:30 PM, koopahermit wrote:
At 4/15/14 03:20 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Clam can go to the Weenie Hut.
Here you go clamstuffer.

Yeah, whatever man. Everybody knows that's not even real a thing in real life. It doesn't even make sense. More like I would go to the super cool hut. Ha ha owned.


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Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 15:58:19


At 4/15/14 03:48 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: More like I would go to the super cool hut. Ha ha owned.

oh so that's how old he is...


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Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 15:58:31


i can bench 50 rolls of toilet paper 10 times .

So what ?

I paid 5$ + shipping for each XD

Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 16:06:32


At 4/15/14 03:48 PM, Clamstuffer wrote:
At 4/15/14 03:30 PM, koopahermit wrote:
At 4/15/14 03:20 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Clam can go to the Weenie Hut.
Here you go clamstuffer.
Yeah, whatever man. Everybody knows that's not even real a thing in real life.

Not real? What you said about the moon landing was one thing, but come on.

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Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 16:11:49


rekt

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Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 17:04:10


Look, pal, are you gonna order something or what?

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Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 17:06:01


At 4/15/14 04:11 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: rekt

a laughed pretty hard at this one
thankyou


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Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 17:50:41


At 4/15/14 04:06 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 4/15/14 03:48 PM, Clamstuffer wrote:
At 4/15/14 03:30 PM, koopahermit wrote:
At 4/15/14 03:20 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Clam can go to the Weenie Hut.
Here you go clamstuffer.
Yeah, whatever man. Everybody knows that's not even real a thing in real life.
Not real? What you said about the moon landing was one thing, but come on.

I didn't say anything about the moon landing. I just told you what Stanley Kubrick and Bill Clinton said about it. You can believe whoever you want.


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Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 17:57:27


At 4/15/14 03:09 PM, koopahermit wrote: How tough are ya?
this joke hasn't been done in 2 years.

if only bfp didnt lock my thread.


Get lyrically fit!!!!

Props to Embr for putting my sig into shape!!!

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Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 17:57:38


I'll have you know I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden this morning and I only cried for twenty minutes.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 18:05:32


At 4/15/14 05:50 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: I just told you

I never posted in that thread.


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Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 18:16:10


How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?! I received anal sex this morning!

Yeah, so?

Without any lube...

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Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 19:33:12


WELCOME TO THE SALTY SPITOON HOW TOUGH ARE YA?!

How tough am I?! I eat Rice Krispies every morning!

Yeah... so?

I WAIT FOR THE MILK TO MAKE THEM SOFT BEFORE EATING THEM.

...

...

Dude. Let me recommend you this other place. I think this place is not enough for you...


Gonna open my bar on Glenside!

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Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 21:42:56


How tough am I?

I play Skyrim.

Without any mods.


Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster.

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Response to Welcome to the Salty Spitoon 2014-04-15 21:48:57


I stole a pencil once...no regrets.


XBL Gamertag: Cpt D3FAULT | PSN ID: SNEAKYGAMEBOY | GAMING SINCE 2002 ;D

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