Luis' Mystery Box

[Gagsy]

One of the finer points of the NG store closing was the rather surprising release of a Not So Mysterious Box, containing items (junk) from some of Luis' travels (drunken escapades).

I know some users were determined to obtain this box, though none more than I, one because I wanted it a lot yeah sure but mostly because Luis kinda already promised me this box so the only chance of me not getting it really was if I just decided not to buy it in the end. Cats out the bag I guess.

Now I don't usually see the point of these mystery box threads so much but people have been asking me to share my spoils since the moment I purchased it and while I was tempted to keep it all to myself like a greedy so and so, I thought heck why not share. Some stuff is pretty neat imo.

Anyway, look, big box! Shiny.

[saltovergray]

Oooh, how exciting!

[Bit]

I will give you my firstborn child for that box.

[Gagsy]

I was gonna do the whole "oh theres a dog inside this box and it has a note around its neck from luis and stuff" but then I couldn't be assed. Still took a photo of my puppy in the box though cause it was hella cute. And that atm is more important than the items.

I'm sure you'll agree.

[Gagsy]

Lets do this.

First item, a GIANT hip flask!

Curiosity got the better of me and I smelt inside of this thing and let me tell you it was so gross. Not sure what was inside this thing last but I'd guess it was a combo of stale beer and urine.

[Gagsy]

This is my kind of thing right here.

A plushie bear smoking a cigar.

Its super adorbs and shall enjoy its new home with the cactuar, penicorns and wwf sponsored toys.

[Gagsy]

I like things like this, the whole design your own kind of thing.

Not sure who's the signatures is though.

[Mizzjuicyflava]

love the flask

[Leanne]

Now for the small bits quickly.

Some old exhibition passes. Probably the closest I'll ever get to Comic-con so thats something. And I can wear them and pretend I'm Luis or something you know ;(

5 yuan, which I'm sure one day will come in handy.

Kim Il-sung???

You press the moose and more poo comes out. As cute as they are gross these things.

An oyster bar card. I'm impressed because green and pink is totes my favourite colour combo. Its neat.

This is great. Just a simple old boarding pass but I find it almost sentimental as it was coming to London Heathrow, no doubt for one of those awful London meet ups. Honestly I smiled looking at that.

[Leanne]

Yo for a second when I pulled this little gem out of the box I thought it was a miniature version of me.

Love love love it.

[Omega88x]

At 3/28/14 10:46 PM, Leanne wrote: Yo for a second when I pulled this little gem out of the box I thought it was a miniature version of me.

Love love love it.

Is that a crossdressing JonTron?

[Leanne]

This is pretty sweet, despite being one of those items which I'm sure loses all novelty after an hour.

You press a button and then the device makes a sound, you can switch it up by adding and removing lights creating a different tone, changing speed, the 'instrument' sound.

I'll probably just try to create a dick on it and see how that sounds.

[Gagsy]

<33333333

Luis plush made by the very talented Morichax.

[Gagsy]

Oh yeah and finally there's this.

[Lagerkapo]

At 3/28/14 11:02 PM, Gagsy wrote: Oh yeah and finally there's this.

Jesus Christ, is it as sticky and lint covered as it looks?

I came buckets. Like, literally, tiny microscopic buckets came out of me.

[Gimmick]

At 3/28/14 11:02 PM, Gagsy wrote: Oh yeah and finally there's this.

egads, gagsy, mark it as nsfw!
what're you gonna do with it?

I'd put it on a spike outside my house to scare intruders

[Bit]

At 3/28/14 11:02 PM, Gagsy wrote: Oh yeah and finally there's this.

I'm sure this has gotten quite a bit of use at the NG Office. It's a real piece of NG history.

[ZJ]

I miss Luis.

[DarkMatter]

this thread is hilarious x___D

[Viper]

At 3/28/14 10:56 PM, Gagsy wrote: <33333333

Luis plush made by the very talented Morichax.

I wish I had a Morichax plushie ._.

[kazumazkan]

At 3/28/14 11:02 PM, Gagsy wrote: Oh yeah and finally there's this.

and you touched it who know what ass has been on that and if its been cleaned
lol

[DoctorStrongbad]

The box will be on Unsolved Mysteries.

[Boomstick]

At 3/28/14 10:52 PM, Leanne wrote: This is pretty sweet, despite being one of those items which I'm sure loses all novelty after an hour.

You press a button and then the device makes a sound, you can switch it up by adding and removing lights creating a different tone, changing speed, the 'instrument' sound.

I'll probably just try to create a dick on it and see how that sounds.

oh yeah, i have one of those. I threw it in the back of my closet, because it got boring.

[Gumburd]

No snow for lucy DVD?

[DarkMatter]

At 3/28/14 11:37 PM, Loki wrote:

At 3/28/14 11:36 PM, DarkMatter wrote: this thread is hilarious x___D

what are you, 8

What if I am, what do you got against us 8 year olds?

[stafffighter]

I'm kind of angry you stole my "picture of a dog with your box" idea.

[Gagsy]

At 3/29/14 08:46 PM, stafffighter wrote: I'm kind of angry you stole my "picture of a dog with your box" idea.

I beg your pardon.

No no no sir. Like I said in the thread, I was gonna go down a whole "Luis sent me a dog" route which is quite difference to taking a photo of your dog next to a box for scale purposes. Really I just wanted people to know how cute my new pooch is.

I'm kind of angry at your insinuation.

[stafffighter]

At 3/29/14 10:03 PM, Gagsy wrote:

No no no sir. Like I said in the thread, I was gonna go down a whole "Luis sent me a dog" route which is quite difference to taking a photo of your dog next to a box for scale purposes. Really I just wanted people to know how cute my new pooch is.

You wanna throw down on cuteness? I'll throw down on cuteness. It was laundry day. She likes laying on clothes.

[Gagsy]

At 3/29/14 11:23 PM, stafffighter wrote:

You wanna throw down on cuteness? I'll throw down on cuteness. It was laundry day. She likes laying on clothes.

You can only out cuteness a puppy with another puppy, thats like a fact man.

[stafffighter]

At 3/29/14 11:59 PM, Gagsy wrote:

You can only out cuteness a puppy with another puppy, thats like a fact man.

A puppy with a teddy bear. Neither of us have to expose our innocents to this foolish aggression. I'm sorry. Let's just cuddle our respective puppies and call it a night.