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If you could screw Tom

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If you could screw Tom 2013-07-04 15:57:59


Would you take the opportunity?


I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.

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Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-04 16:00:23


At 7/4/13 03:59 PM, hecticjon wrote: No, I would not, godd sir! I am NOT a homosexule

i am not gay

im not

no

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Are you 100% sure about that?

Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-04 16:01:47


Are we talking about Tom Fulp? I love talking about Tom Fulp what is your favorite Tom Fulp related fact? Mine is that Tom Fulp is the founder of Newgrounds.com. I wish they made Tom Fulp action figures. I am going to name my child Tom Fulp. They should change the capital of Pennsylvania to Tom Fulp City because I really think well of Tom Fulp. If Tom fulp was bitten by a poisonous snake I would suck the venom out of him, even if it was his dick, and i'm not even gay I just really like Tom Fulp. The only thing I love more than Tom Fulp is talking about Tom Fulp. I tried to make a Tom Fulp fan club at my school but no one joined so it was just me. If I could meet Tom Fulp I would tell him all the things I know about Tom Fulp. I want to go to college to major in Tom Fulp and then build my own business so I can create Tom Fulp related merchandise. Tom Fulp's face should be immortalized in stone for his incredible contributions to the world and my life. If Tom Fulp was a Yugioh card he was have infinite attack and defense points because he's Tom Fulp, the singular point with which my life revolves. I love Tom Fulp, I want to be married to Tom Fulp. I would marry Wade Fulp just to be closer to Tom Fulp. I am changing my name to Tom Fulp Fulp because I admire the strength and respect the name commands. I would vote for Tom for president and mister universe because he is just that charismatic and handsome. The Fulp name should be listed among nobility. I am crying right now because I feel like no one else wants to talk about Tom Fulp as much as I do. I must be the only person with a Tom Fulp diary that keeps a record of everything Tom Fulp has ever said to me and things I hope he will say to me in the future. I framed a PM Tom Fulp sent to me and my mom wanted me to take it down for my diploma but fuck her she doesn't know what Tom Fulp means to me. I wish Tom Fulp was my dad, my dad sucks, Tom Fulp wouldn't suck if he was my dad. My life would be misery without Tom Fulp. Everyday that I log onto Newgrounds and find a new thread to discuss some inane aspect of Tom Fulp's life fills me with joy and meaning so please let me talk about Tom Fulp or i'm going to explode.

Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-04 16:13:10


No. Didn't even have to think about it.


Formally known as Viper50

When you get into one of these groups theres only a couple of ways you can get out. One is death. The other is mental institution.

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Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-04 16:16:36


No, I wouldn't screw him over his money. He's too good for that. I would sneak a fifty from him though.


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Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-04 16:30:16


At 7/4/13 04:17 PM, Piggler wrote: I've seen too much Tom worship today on this here BBS.

Do you worship everyone you fuck?


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-04 16:36:47


would hit him with a screwjob


What type of ships does people of Northern part of North America *cough*Canada*cough* fly? The Eh?-Wing!

Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-05 13:51:49


At 7/4/13 04:13 PM, Viper50 wrote: No. Didn't even have to think about it.

Are you sure?


I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.

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Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-05 13:54:46


heck yeahh


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Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-05 13:58:19


No, because he never added me on FB. I have my pride you know!!

Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-05 14:14:29


if I ended up liking him and we got along well, and the opportunity ended up arising, then sure!


When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.

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Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-05 14:31:03


At 7/4/13 04:01 PM, Gobblemeister wrote:
If I could meet Tom Fulp I would tell him all the things I know about Tom Fulp.

Like, everyone on this forum should read this start to finish.


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-05 15:04:47


At 7/5/13 01:51 PM, darkjam wrote:
At 7/4/13 04:13 PM, Viper50 wrote: No. Didn't even have to think about it.
Are you sure?

Yes. I am 100% positive.


Formally known as Viper50

When you get into one of these groups theres only a couple of ways you can get out. One is death. The other is mental institution.

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Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-05 15:13:58


Yes. I am 100% positive.

WINNER!


I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.

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Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-05 16:39:10


At 7/5/13 03:13 PM, darkjam wrote:
Yes. I am 100% positive.
WINNER!

Winner?


Formally known as Viper50

When you get into one of these groups theres only a couple of ways you can get out. One is death. The other is mental institution.

Last.fm Youtube

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Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-05 17:05:09


Winner?

Yes, the only logical person to say no!


I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.

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Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-05 17:12:37


But im straight bro. so i might give him a handshake or something. Im not gay.


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Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-26 04:37:17


Well...Maybe?


I'm just a girl from Texas. Nothing much.

Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-26 07:21:28


At 7/26/13 06:04 AM, BigBadtheBazz wrote:
At 7/26/13 04:37 AM, sonicfangirl01 wrote: Well...Maybe?
Tom isn't a pedophile you flat-chested prepube

Stop trying to get him arrested.

Maybe always means no, bro.


I'm just a girl from Texas. Nothing much.

Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-26 07:46:24


FUCK NO.


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Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-26 09:36:57


enough with this tomfoolery

Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-26 12:39:06


Everybody who said no are the logical people on this site and don't kiss up to Fulp. Congrats.


I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.

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Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-26 13:05:38


No, because why would I?


Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-26 13:15:53


At 7/26/13 12:39 PM, darkjam wrote: Everybody who said no are the logical people on this site and don't kiss up to Fulp. Congrats.

Woo. I'm logical ._.


Formally known as Viper50

When you get into one of these groups theres only a couple of ways you can get out. One is death. The other is mental institution.

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Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-26 20:55:14


At 7/4/13 04:01 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: Are we talking about Tom Fulp?

Holy shit, #1 best BBS post of all time?


BBS Mod, PM me if you have something to report.

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Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-26 21:00:16


At 7/4/13 04:30 PM, Painbringer wrote:
At 7/4/13 04:17 PM, Piggler wrote: I've seen too much Tom worship today on this here BBS.
Do you worship everyone you fuck?

He worships Pigs. That tells you something


Sexy Yes? I would think so :3

Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-29 09:09:56


At 7/26/13 12:39 PM, darkjam wrote: Everybody who said no are the logical people on this site and don't kiss up to Fulp. Congrats.

You're just mad insecure because you recently found out about your affection for all types of cocks.

No one in their right mind would pass up an oportunity to get ravaged by the Fulp Wang.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

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Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-29 09:13:27


At 7/26/13 04:41 AM, DecimatorOmega wrote: A picture is a million words.

Why are your million words all retarded?


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Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-29 13:09:38


Who wouldn't screw Tom? Toms vagina probably smells like Butternut almond cassarole.


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Response to If you could screw Tom 2013-07-29 14:48:36


You're just mad insecure because you recently found out about your affection for all types of cocks.

No one in their right mind would pass up an oportunity to get ravaged by the Fulp Wang.

OK OK you got me. Please forgive me!


I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.

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