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Do You Name Your Weapons?

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Do You Name Your Weapons? 2013-04-09 12:50:34


When you play a shooter, do you name your weapons? I name my grenade launchers Bertha and my shotguns Helga.

Response to Do You Name Your Weapons? 2013-04-09 13:10:07


No, but if I did my rifle (which there are many like, but that one is mine) is called Charlene.


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Response to Do You Name Your Weapons? 2013-04-09 13:12:45


Every now and then, when a video game grants me the ability to use both a scary sounding light-machine gun and a powerful shotgun (you know, as opposed to a weak-sauce shotgun...), I will name the duo "Sunny Muffin". Sunny being the LMG and Muffin the shotgun, that is.

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At 4/9/13 12:58 PM, Entice wrote: Only if the game allows me to name my weapons in game, but that's not something I've seen in shooters.

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Response to Do You Name Your Weapons? 2013-04-09 17:24:18


At 4/9/13 05:18 PM, Entice wrote:
At 4/9/13 05:11 PM, Lionelion wrote:
At 4/9/13 12:58 PM, Entice wrote: Only if the game allows me to name my weapons in game, but that's not something I've seen in shooters.
Welcome to tf2
I can't be arsed to pay for a name tag and everyone on the trading servers is a super serious dick that acts like they're trading millions on the stock market and not virtual weapons

Ive taken up to using the trading websites online like tf2tp.com and tf2outpost.com cuz i can never find a good trade on trading servers anymore

Response to Do You Name Your Weapons? 2013-04-09 20:28:19


I jokingly refer to the P-90 as the Fag-90. Some guy on Counter Strike said that because I killed him with it.


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Response to Do You Name Your Weapons? 2013-04-09 20:59:04


At 4/9/13 08:28 PM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: I jokingly refer to the P-90 as the Fag-90. Some guy on Counter Strike said that because I killed him with it.

So that guy is a fag now.


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Response to Do You Name Your Weapons? 2013-04-09 21:38:57


At 4/9/13 08:28 PM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: I jokingly refer to the P-90 as the Fag-90. Some guy on Counter Strike said that because I killed him with it.

I call the 93R in BF3 the 93-Retard because you look fucking mental when you shoot it.


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Response to Do You Name Your Weapons? 2013-04-09 22:52:01


I could name them, but I don't see what difference that would make. A shotgun named Lucille seems pretty fitting though. Isn't there a song like that?


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Response to Do You Name Your Weapons? 2013-04-10 00:08:36


I don't typically keep names in my head for each weapon. If you are talking like the naming system in TF2, then yes, but for other games I don't really get that attached to them.


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Response to Do You Name Your Weapons? 2013-04-10 08:50:42


I like to name my loadouts in Far Cry 3 funny names.


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Response to Do You Name Your Weapons? 2013-04-10 10:57:10


Nope, a gun is a gun. I dont see the point in naming it.


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Response to Do You Name Your Weapons? 2013-04-10 12:02:12


At 4/9/13 08:28 PM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: I jokingly refer to the P-90 as the Fag-90. Some guy on Counter Strike said that because I killed him with it.

Haha, me and my friends call the P90 the P Nooby (I think we started back in CoD 4), so I suppose I should just call it the "Fag Nooby"


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Response to Do You Name Your Weapons? 2013-04-10 12:21:06


Dude, I don't even name my Pokemon.


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Response to Do You Name Your Weapons? 2013-04-10 13:25:46


Only if the game allows you to put in name for the weapon like in Skyrim when you enchant something, otherwise I don't really bother to nickname them. Although I did call that mole replant stick you get from Moira in Fallout 3 "the stick of death". and kept yelling as I killed moles "Beware of my stick of death!".


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Response to Do You Name Your Weapons? 2013-04-10 16:29:16


If there's a feature that allows me to physically do so, then yes.
Otherwise, rarely.


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Response to Do You Name Your Weapons? 2013-04-10 16:43:19


not really, weapons are like women, you just use them and they dont need a name


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Response to Do You Name Your Weapons? 2013-04-10 16:53:40


I can never get my hands on a nametag in TF2. If I had a nametag and used it on a sniper, I'd probably call it "The Noscoper 9001" or something.


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Response to Do You Name Your Weapons? 2013-04-10 21:48:48


At 4/9/13 05:18 PM, Entice wrote:
At 4/9/13 05:11 PM, Lionelion wrote:
At 4/9/13 12:58 PM, Entice wrote: Only if the game allows me to name my weapons in game, but that's not something I've seen in shooters.
Welcome to tf2
I can't be arsed to pay for a name tag and everyone on the trading servers is a super serious dick that acts like they're trading millions on the stock market and not virtual weapons

i think i got a nametag for free once
just found it when battling
shit was awesome

Response to Do You Name Your Weapons? 2013-04-10 23:08:25


Well since we're also counting melee weapons apparently, I named my Krogan Warlord's biotic hammer in Mass Effect 3 multiplayer "The Klobberer".

Response to Do You Name Your Weapons? 2013-04-11 00:04:11


Not yet. I call them whatever they're called in the game.


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Response to Do You Name Your Weapons? 2013-04-11 04:07:13


I only really do it in Team Fortress 2.

At 4/9/13 05:24 PM, Lionelion wrote: Ive taken up to using the trading websites online like tf2tp.com and tf2outpost.com cuz i can never find a good trade on trading servers anymore

I hope you're not seriously thinking you can get a good trade on those sites?
Tf2outpost is full of people overpricing their items and tf2tp is barely used anymore.


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Response to Do You Name Your Weapons? 2013-04-11 11:44:23


In team fortress 2 I do, My strange scattergun is call scit-scatt-ergun. And on Counter Strike I always pick the M4A1 so I call that old reliable, because it never seems to fail me.


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Response to Do You Name Your Weapons? 2013-04-13 19:39:29


I named my dagger in Skyrim "OPbutterknife" for obvious reasons.


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Response to Do You Name Your Weapons? 2013-04-14 13:09:06


Namer your weapon? How foolish, ill just take my pet AR in halo out on a killing spree to stop my anger. Come on Leady lets make it rain.

Honestly though I don't name my weapons, but because of this thread I will start doing just that thank you.

Ah now I miss playing TF2, damn slow laptop and gAyT&T. I already got the Rune blade in Minecraft. OH NO THIS THREAD IS MAKING ME RAMBLE! CURSE YOU PLUTO!!!

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Response to Do You Name Your Weapons? 2013-04-14 14:39:52


I named my Stickybomb Launcher in TF2 "Astrid" because, let's be honest, it's an amazingly sexy name.


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