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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-20 21:21:12

I wish that my wish wasn't corrupted.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-20 22:10:41

At 6/20/13 10:07 PM, BigBadtheBazz wrote:
At 6/20/13 09:21 PM, NeverHundred wrote: I wish that my wish wasn't corrupted.
Granted, now your hard drive is corrupted

I wish for the guitar playing skills of Jimi Hendrix

Your wish is granted, but you are also black

I wish I had infants for feet

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-20 22:18:24

At 6/20/13 10:10 PM, RoadWarrior wrote: I wish I had infants for feet

Granted,but you have to take care of them

I wish more people knew about colorado


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-20 22:21:53

At 6/20/13 10:18 PM, beardkiller wrote:
At 6/20/13 10:10 PM, RoadWarrior wrote: I wish I had infants for feet
Granted,but you have to take care of them

I wish more people knew about colorado

Granted now terrorists will target colorado when they choose a place to bomb

I wish that Johnny test took toonami's place forever and everyone had to watch it by law.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-21 09:34:39

At 6/20/13 10:21 PM, Mimilop wrote:
Granted now terrorists will target colorado when they choose a place to bomb

I wish that Johnny test took toonami's place forever and everyone had to watch it by law.

Granted, but everyone finds out who forced this change and then force you to watch Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 on loop for the rest of your life.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-21 10:21:21

At 6/21/13 09:34 AM, Farscape123 wrote: Granted, but everyone finds out who forced this change and then force you to watch Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 on loop for the rest of your life.

I wish you had wished for something so I could corrupt it.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-21 10:28:26

At 6/21/13 10:21 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 6/21/13 09:34 AM, Farscape123 wrote: Granted, but everyone finds out who forced this change and then force you to watch Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 on loop for the rest of your life.
I wish you had wished for something so I could corrupt it.

Granted, but I wish that everyone was not dead and you corrupted it by wishing everyone was dead, so now we're all dead.

I wish I was not a ghost right now.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-21 10:33:21

At 6/21/13 10:28 AM, Farscape123 wrote: I wish I was not a ghost right now.

Granted, but you are Farscape123. Truly a fate worse than death.

I wish I was the world's greatest archer.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-21 10:35:35

At 6/21/13 10:33 AM, RoadWarrior wrote:
At 6/21/13 10:28 AM, Farscape123 wrote: I wish I was not a ghost right now.
Granted, but you are Farscape123. Truly a fate worse than death.

I wish I was the world's greatest archer.

Granted, but you're so good that you shoot your arrow so hard and so fast that it gets into orbit, circles the Earth, and then comes down and hits you in the ass.

I wish I had some chrome.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-21 13:47:13

At 6/21/13 10:50 AM, Cutie-Pony-411 wrote: I wish I can go to ponyville and see the mane 6 ponies, The cutie mark crusaders and Princess Celestia and Luna!!!!

You didn't corrupt the wish above you, therefore you don't deserve to have your wish granted or even corrupted!

I wish for a wish.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-21 14:47:55

At 6/21/13 01:47 PM, VinnyXY wrote:
At 6/21/13 10:50 AM, Cutie-Pony-411 wrote: I wish I can go to ponyville and see the mane 6 ponies, The cutie mark crusaders and Princess Celestia and Luna!!!!
You didn't corrupt the wish above you, therefore you don't deserve to have your wish granted or even corrupted!

I wish for a wish.

Granted, you get a wish and you also get a truckload of manure for not being specific enough. Enjoy, it has a no return policy on it.

I wish for a delicious dish of fish.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-21 16:58:31

At 6/21/13 02:47 PM, Farscape123 wrote:
I wish for a delicious dish of fish.

Granted, but it had too much mercury in it.

I wish I was a United States Coast Guardsman.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-21 17:14:18

At 6/21/13 04:58 PM, Phobotech wrote:
At 6/21/13 02:47 PM, Farscape123 wrote:
I wish for a delicious dish of fish.
Granted, but it had too much mercury in it.

I wish I was a United States Coast Guardsman.

Wish granted, but you get killed in action in a standoff with the mexican drug cartel

I wish I lived in the Fallout universe

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-21 18:52:24

At 6/21/13 05:14 PM, RoadWarrior wrote: I wish I lived in the Fallout universe

Granted, but a Trog Savage ripped off your dick and proceeded to beat you off with it.
I wish to be level 50 on NewGrounds

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-21 18:55:01

At 6/21/13 05:14 PM, RoadWarrior wrote: I wish I lived in the Fallout universe

Granted, but a Trog Savage ripped off your dick and proceeded to beat to death with it.
I wish to be level 50 on NewGrounds

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-21 19:02:20

At 6/21/13 06:55 PM, CiviLies wrote: I wish to be level 50 on NewGrounds

Granted; your account is stolen, your car is stolen, your one true soulmate is stolen, your house is stolen, your balls are stolen, your identity is stolen, and your soul (if you have one).

I wish I was a vampire that can live in the daytime AND wasn't gay like twlight.


My logic has a tendency of getting me getting stuck in the middle.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-21 19:29:25

At 6/21/13 07:02 PM, Tankdown wrote:
I wish I was a vampire that can live in the daytime AND wasn't gay like twlight.

Granted, you cease to exist.

lol, jk

Granted, you get the elongated fangs, you get the pale skin, the unsatiable thirst for blood. While a day-walker, you still have the classic weaknesses of being repelled by garlic, the sight of the cross gives you pain, and you can generally be defeated by any array of holy or blessed weaponry. Your first feast is clumsy, sloppy...messy...and you are easily tracked down by a group of men who have waited their whole life to hunt a real vampire.

You are entombed and imprisoned for eons with a wooden stake through the heart grounding you into a coffin deep within the earth. If by chance the stake is dislodged, so much time has passed that your withered, fragile, dusty carcass shatters if you try to move. Truly, a fate worse than death, as your mind has atrophied, plunged into madness induced by the eternity of silence and darkness...undead, and immobile.

I wish I could selectively peer into any geographical area in any timeline at will to learn information.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-22 13:18:01

At 6/21/13 07:29 PM, Phobotech wrote:
At 6/21/13 07:02 PM, Tankdown wrote:
I wish I was a vampire that can live in the daytime AND wasn't gay like twlight.
Granted, you cease to exist.

lol, jk

Ever seen Blade?


I wish I could selectively peer into any geographical area in any timeline at will to learn information.

Granted, you travel to ancient Rome and they keep you as a slave.

I wish I would never age.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-22 14:46:55

At 6/22/13 01:18 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish I would never age.

Granted, everyone you know and love ages and dies while you yourself remain immortal. Eventually people grow wary of your non-aging and you can't even form new bonds without starting over hundreds of miles way. Even this dulls for you as those you meet and love eventually wither and die as well. As your continued lonely existence begins to bore you the ages seem to sweep by without notice. Eventually you see the end of this world and the stars themselves decompose, only to float by in endless darkness for eternity.

I wish I had chicken.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-22 15:14:23

At 6/22/13 02:46 PM, the-goatman wrote: I wish I had chicken.

Granted, but the chicken give you birdflu, and you die.

I wish we were all crab people.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-22 17:10:57

At 6/22/13 03:14 PM, Psycho666 wrote: I wish we were all crab people.

Granted, but you get caught up in a species' mating frenzy and die.

I wish I could have my own harem of lesbian sex slaves.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-22 17:54:19

At 6/22/13 05:10 PM, PiperAnn wrote: I wish I could have my own harem of lesbian sex slaves.

Granted, you turn into a man and all your workers hate you. Because they are "that" kind of lesbian. Eventually you are killed in a so called "accident."

^Hope that wasn't too mean

I wish for a infinite amount suppy of zebra cakes. The real market ones! Not some make believe cake made out of zebra meat.


My logic has a tendency of getting me getting stuck in the middle.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-22 18:06:05

At 6/22/13 05:54 PM, Tankdown wrote: Granted, you turn into a man and all your workers hate you. Because they are "that" kind of lesbian. Eventually you are killed in a so called "accident."

Aww. :( No super happy fun time?

I wish for a infinite amount suppy of zebra cakes. The real market ones! Not some make believe cake made out of zebra meat.

Wish granted. Except you find out that your spelling error has not only brought you never ending zebra cakes but Suppy as well. Your friends get uncomfortable with you always having never ending Suppy in bedroom, in the closet and in your basement and leave you along with your family.

I wish I could communicate with extra terrestrials.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-22 18:19:35

At 6/22/13 06:06 PM, PiperAnn wrote:
I wish I could communicate with extra terrestrials.

Granted,but you will be constantly probed,violently.
I wish there was a device that could respawn people if theyre murdered.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-22 18:42:27

At 6/22/13 06:19 PM, beardkiller wrote: Granted,but you will be constantly probed,violently.

Awesome! Except the 'violently' part. Not so awesome.

I wish there was a device that could respawn people if theyre murdered.

Granted. Except you experience major server lag after falling out of bed and smashing a pencil through your skull, so you end up late reaching the space pod when everyone is evacuating Earth with my E.T. friends. Once you re-spawn a comet collides with you and the Earth. Now you can't re-spawn because the deice has been incinerated.

I wish I could meet Morgan Webb.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-22 19:43:26

Eck! I'm terrible at names.

<One google moment later>

At 6/22/13 06:42 PM, PiperAnn wrote: I wish I could meet Morgan Webb.

Granted, poof you are now Morgan Webb. The real you no longer exists. Then she, who is you, dies without cause. Before you could do anything.

I wish I had a job that wouldn't suck.


My logic has a tendency of getting me getting stuck in the middle.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-22 20:00:41

At 6/22/13 07:43 PM, Tankdown wrote: Eck! I'm terrible at names.

<One google moment later>

At 6/22/13 06:42 PM, PiperAnn wrote: I wish I could meet Morgan Webb.
Granted, poof you are now Morgan Webb. The real you no longer exists. Then she, who is you, dies without cause. Before you could do anything.

I wish I had a job that wouldn't suck.

Granteed however on your first day on the job you get stung by a giant Asian hornet and die a slow painful death.

I wish I was given the hon dai

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-23 09:42:04

At 6/22/13 08:00 PM, SplashWoman wrote: I wish I was given the hon dai

Granted, but nobody knows what the f*** you mean.

I wish my PC hadn't been hacked.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-23 11:02:23

At 6/23/13 09:42 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 6/22/13 08:00 PM, SplashWoman wrote: I wish I was given the hon dai
Granted, but nobody knows what the f*** you mean.

I wish my PC hadn't been hacked.

Granted but you computer explodes due to someone putting a bomb in it.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-06-23 11:04:10

At 6/23/13 11:02 AM, Mimilop wrote: Granted but you computer explodes due to someone putting a bomb in it.

Uh, forgot to put something here. Would it be impolite to continue? Probably not.

You wish you had all the time to do whatever you wanted.


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