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At 4/4/13 09:50 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 4/4/13 09:25 AM, VJF wrote:

At 4/4/13 08:50 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a driver's license.

Granted, but it's not yours and you get pulled over by the cops one day and thrown in jail for false identification.

I wish I could conserve my money and other things better.

Granted, but you die.

I wish for a faster computer. (Took me 5 FRIGGIN MINUTES to change 1 page. F*** this!)

Granted, but it goes too fast for you to even comprehend.

I wish for a non-shitty Highlander sequel.

At 4/4/13 10:01 AM, Shade wrote:

At 4/4/13 09:50 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 4/4/13 09:25 AM, VJF wrote:

At 4/4/13 08:50 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a driver's license.

Granted, but it's not yours and you get pulled over by the cops one day and thrown in jail for false identification.

I wish I could conserve my money and other things better.

Granted, but you die.

I wish for a faster computer. (Took me 5 FRIGGIN MINUTES to change 1 page. F*** this!)

Granted, but it goes too fast for you to even comprehend.

I wish for a non-shitty Highlander sequel.

Granted. They make another sequel, cut out all the sh**ty parts, and in the end the whole thing only takes 5 minutes.

I wish I could get that damned song out of my head.

At 4/4/13 12:40 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I could get that damned song out of my head.

Granted, but this song takes over.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfqjh1oWiRE

I wish for $5000 in unmarked bills.

At 4/4/13 02:50 PM, CresIsis wrote: I wish for $5000 in unmarked bills.

Granted, but it's locked in a chest that can never be opened.

I wish that there were no banned words on the BBS.

At 4/4/13 02:52 PM, Skaren wrote: I wish that there were no banned words on the BBS.

Gratned, but one day some idiot let's their parents accidentally see the BBS and all the unbanned racial and ethnic slurs being used, and they report NG to the FCC, causing them to demand that Tom reban the unbanned words.

I wish there were more episodes of House.

At 4/4/13 05:59 PM, VJF wrote:

At 4/4/13 02:52 PM, Skaren wrote: I wish that there were no banned words on the BBS.

Gratned, but one day some idiot let's their parents accidentally see the BBS and all the unbanned racial and ethnic slurs being used, and they report NG to the FCC, causing them to demand that Tom reban the unbanned words.

I wish there were more episodes of House.

There are more episodes of house but you get hit by a bus

I wish for a sandwhich

At 4/4/13 06:02 PM, Omegeist wrote: I wish for a sandwhich

Granted, but it's pickles and peanut butter, and only your pregnant girlfriend can eat it.

I wish life was easy and only dying was hard.

At 4/4/13 11:36 PM, VJF wrote: I wish life was easy and only dying was hard.

Granted. You live to be 497 until you finally die, after centuries of trying. The last 375 years of your life have been nothing but pain and not being able to control when you go to the bathroom.

I wish I was smarter.

At 4/4/13 11:38 PM, Scarface wrote: I wish I was smarter.

Granted. You become so smart you create your own black hole in your back yard to get rid of trash, but it grows too big for you to control and it destroys the Universe. Thanks.

I wish for people on the bus to shut the fuck up. I don't need to hear your problems or stupid conspiracy theories.

At 4/5/13 02:38 AM, VJF wrote:

At 4/4/13 11:38 PM, Scarface wrote: I wish I was smarter.

Granted. You become so smart you create your own black hole in your back yard to get rid of trash, but it grows too big for you to control and it destroys the Universe. Thanks.

I wish for people on the bus to shut the fuck up. I don't need to hear your problems or stupid conspiracy theories.

They will shut up, as soon as you get hit by the bus.

I wish for a working antivirus. Seriously, it sucks.

At 4/5/13 08:38 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish for a working antivirus. Seriously, it sucks.

Granted, but you now use AVG.

I wish for power.

At 4/5/13 10:27 AM, NerdLiife wrote: I wish for power.

Granted. You run to the power station and leap onto live wires. For a few seconds, you feel the power surging through you, until it kills you.

I wish I had an infinite amount of money.

At 4/5/13 10:27 AM, NerdLiife wrote:

At 4/5/13 08:38 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish for a working antivirus. Seriously, it sucks.

Granted, but you now use AVG.

I wish for power.

Granted, you have the power to take a sh**.

I wish to know what the f*** Vnzi is up to with those red shades.

At 4/5/13 10:52 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 4/5/13 10:27 AM, NerdLiife wrote:

At 4/5/13 08:38 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish for a working antivirus. Seriously, it sucks.

Granted, but you now use AVG.

I wish for power.

Granted, you have the power to take a sh**.

I wish to know what the f*** Vnzi is up to with those red shades.

You now know the innermost secrets of the red shades and what their purpose is but you can't tell anyone.

I wish I could roll a joint...

At 4/5/13 11:37 AM, Master-of-pancakes wrote: I wish I could roll a joint...

Granted, your leg joint is now rolled up.

I wonder who'd wish for that.

I wish I had expert weaving skills.

At 4/5/13 11:47 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish I was Italian.

Granted, you're an Italian living in Italy, during World War II. Your house gets hit by a bombing run.

I wish that Eragon had gotten a good movie based upon it.

At 4/5/13 01:07 PM, Shade wrote: I wish that Eragon had gotten a good movie based upon it.

Granted. This Ain't Eragon: A XXX Parody sweeps the AVN Awards.

I wish I didn't have to write this fucking paper.

At 4/5/13 01:13 PM, Dr-Worm wrote: I wish I didn't have to write this fucking paper.

Granted. You don't write the paper and you receive an F on it, causing you to fail your class and at life.

I wish I could have slept a little longer today, only got 12 hours of sleep.

At 4/5/13 03:28 PM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish I had better reaction time.

Granted. Your reaction time is so good you use it to become a famous baseball player, until one day you hit a baseball so hard it goes into the stadium and kills a baby. The parents sue you for millions of dollars, and after all is settled, you kill yourself one day out of guilt for that baby's death.

I wish I could see into the future.

At 4/5/13 05:09 PM, VJF wrote:

At 4/5/13 03:28 PM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish I had better reaction time.

Granted. Your reaction time is so good you use it to become a famous baseball player, until one day you hit a baseball so hard it goes into the stadium and kills a baby. The parents sue you for millions of dollars, and after all is settled, you kill yourself one day out of guilt for that baby's death.

I wish I could see into the future.

Wish granted, but you're so horrified by what you see that you commit suicide.

I wish we had a cure for every single disease.

At 4/5/13 05:24 PM, ManiacCop2 wrote: I wish we had a cure for every single disease.

Granted, but the government keeps it locked up in a hidden facility at Area 51 just like the AIds cure and the flying car that runs on water.

I wish people would stop making stupid "NG is dying" or " The death of NG" threads. THey get pretty annoying.

At 4/5/13 09:59 PM, VJF wrote: I wish people would stop making stupid "NG is dying" or " The death of NG" threads. THey get pretty annoying.

Granted, They'll start making "NG is rotting" threads.

I wish the user below has superpowers.

At 4/6/13 12:42 AM, Ghombeat wrote: I wish the user below has superpowers.

Granted; I have superb belief in white power. Whoops!

I wish I had friends.

At 4/6/13 12:44 AM, SpaceWhale wrote:

At 4/6/13 12:42 AM, Ghombeat wrote: I wish the user below has superpowers.

Granted; I have superb belief in white power. Whoops!

I wish I had friends.

Granted, but they are imaginary.

I wish I had the power to create life.

At 4/5/13 10:51 AM, Scarface wrote: I wish I had an infinite amount of money.

Granted, but you die before you can ever spend a penny of it. (Geez, looks like no one cares for you.)

At 4/6/13 12:47 AM, PerfectEnigma wrote: I wish I had the power to create life.

Granted, you create a monster that destroys the whole world. Thanks, motherf -

I wish someone cared for Scarface.

At 4/6/13 08:20 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish someone cared for Scarface.

Scarface becomes soft and rival gangsters kill him.

I wish to see every episode of "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic".

At 4/6/13 10:51 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 4/6/13 08:20 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish someone cared for Scarface.

Scarface becomes soft and rival gangsters kill him.

I wish to see every episode of "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic".

Uhh... granted?!? Couldn't imagine anything worse.

I wish for a better sight.

At 4/6/13 12:47 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 4/6/13 10:51 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 4/6/13 08:20 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish someone cared for Scarface.

Scarface becomes soft and rival gangsters kill him.

I wish to see every episode of "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic".

Uhh... granted?!? Couldn't imagine anything worse.

I wish for a better sight.

You get a view of a nice milf stripping, only its your mom.
I wish for all the doors in the world to be furry.