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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-05 15:28:24

At 4/5/13 03:25 PM, VJF wrote:
At 4/5/13 01:13 PM, Dr-Worm wrote: I wish I didn't have to write this fucking paper.
Granted. You don't write the paper and you receive an F on it, causing you to fail your class and at life.

I wish I could have slept a little longer today, only got 12 hours of sleep.

Granted, but WW3 starts while you are sleeping and looters take all your food and everything of value

I wish I had better reaction time.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-05 17:09:48

At 4/5/13 03:28 PM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish I had better reaction time.

Granted. Your reaction time is so good you use it to become a famous baseball player, until one day you hit a baseball so hard it goes into the stadium and kills a baby. The parents sue you for millions of dollars, and after all is settled, you kill yourself one day out of guilt for that baby's death.

I wish I could see into the future.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-05 17:24:06

At 4/5/13 05:09 PM, VJF wrote:
At 4/5/13 03:28 PM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish I had better reaction time.
Granted. Your reaction time is so good you use it to become a famous baseball player, until one day you hit a baseball so hard it goes into the stadium and kills a baby. The parents sue you for millions of dollars, and after all is settled, you kill yourself one day out of guilt for that baby's death.

I wish I could see into the future.

Wish granted, but you're so horrified by what you see that you commit suicide.

I wish we had a cure for every single disease.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-05 21:59:58

At 4/5/13 05:24 PM, ManiacCop2 wrote: I wish we had a cure for every single disease.

Granted, but the government keeps it locked up in a hidden facility at Area 51 just like the AIds cure and the flying car that runs on water.

I wish people would stop making stupid "NG is dying" or " The death of NG" threads. THey get pretty annoying.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-06 00:42:56

At 4/5/13 09:59 PM, VJF wrote: I wish people would stop making stupid "NG is dying" or " The death of NG" threads. THey get pretty annoying.

Granted, They'll start making "NG is rotting" threads.

I wish the user below has superpowers.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-06 00:47:44

At 4/6/13 12:44 AM, SpaceWhale wrote:
At 4/6/13 12:42 AM, Ghombeat wrote: I wish the user below has superpowers.
Granted; I have superb belief in white power. Whoops!

I wish I had friends.

Granted, but they are imaginary.

I wish I had the power to create life.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-06 08:20:56

At 4/5/13 10:51 AM, Scarface wrote: I wish I had an infinite amount of money.

Granted, but you die before you can ever spend a penny of it. (Geez, looks like no one cares for you.)

At 4/6/13 12:47 AM, PerfectEnigma wrote: I wish I had the power to create life.

Granted, you create a monster that destroys the whole world. Thanks, motherf -

I wish someone cared for Scarface.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-06 10:51:21

At 4/6/13 08:20 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish someone cared for Scarface.

Scarface becomes soft and rival gangsters kill him.

I wish to see every episode of "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic".


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-06 12:47:04

At 4/6/13 10:51 AM, Ericho wrote:
At 4/6/13 08:20 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish someone cared for Scarface.
Scarface becomes soft and rival gangsters kill him.

I wish to see every episode of "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic".

Uhh... granted?!? Couldn't imagine anything worse.

I wish for a better sight.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-06 12:50:52

At 4/6/13 12:47 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 4/6/13 10:51 AM, Ericho wrote:
At 4/6/13 08:20 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish someone cared for Scarface.
Scarface becomes soft and rival gangsters kill him.

I wish to see every episode of "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic".
Uhh... granted?!? Couldn't imagine anything worse.

I wish for a better sight.

You get a view of a nice milf stripping, only its your mom.
I wish for all the doors in the world to be furry.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-06 12:51:26

At 4/6/13 12:47 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish to see every episode of "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic".
Uhh... granted?!? Couldn't imagine anything worse.

I wish for a better sight.

Granted, but you only see in Night Vision.

I wish for an imaginary friend.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-06 12:52:32

At 4/6/13 12:50 PM, morlockcleric wrote: I wish for all the doors in the world to be furry.

Granted, but animal rights activists and protestors spray fake blood all over every door in the world they can reach, causing cleaning bills to skyrocket for you.

I wish people wouldn't make stupid wishes.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-06 12:52:44

At 4/6/13 12:51 PM, triplenoob wrote:
At 4/6/13 12:47 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish to see every episode of "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic".
Uhh... granted?!? Couldn't imagine anything worse.

I wish for a better sight.
Granted, but you only see in Night Vision.

I wish for an imaginary friend.

Because you fuck up the order of things not even your imagination can make you friends. Here is a potato.
I wish For the power to underp people.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-06 12:54:03

At 4/6/13 12:50 PM, morlockcleric wrote:
I wish to see every episode of "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic".
Uhh... granted?!? Couldn't imagine anything worse.

I wish for a better sight.
You get a view of a nice milf stripping, only its your mom.
I wish for all the doors in the world to be furry.

Granted, but the fur is pubic hair.

I still wish for an imaginary friend.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-06 12:55:24

At 4/6/13 12:52 PM, morlockcleric wrote: Because you fuck up the order of things not even your imagination can make you friends. Here is a potato.
I wish For the power to underp people.

Screw you guy, I was posting when you posted your thing.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-06 12:56:53

At 4/6/13 12:52 PM, VJF wrote: I wish people wouldn't make stupid wishes.

No, they won't make any more wishes at all. /thread

At 4/6/13 12:52 PM, morlockcleric wrote: I wish For the power to underp people.

Granted, but I shall have the power to rederp people.

I wish for that. ^


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-06 13:08:17

At 4/6/13 12:56 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Granted, but I shall have the power to rederp people.

I wish for that. ^

Granted, but you rederp too many people, and so many people are derped, that generations later, everyone is so derped they end u destroying the world through nuclear winter.

I wish there weren't so many homeless people in the world.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-06 13:15:31

At 4/6/13 01:08 PM, VJF wrote: Granted, but you rederp too many people, and so many people are derped, that generations later, everyone is so derped they end u destroying the world through nuclear winter.

I wish there weren't so many homeless people in the world.

Granted, they were all give cardboard houses.

I wish they wouldn't be so many hungry people in the world.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-06 13:28:36

At 4/6/13 01:15 PM, triplenoob wrote: I wish they wouldn't be so many hungry people in the world.

Granted. Someone finally invents those pills that if you add water, it makes an entire 3 course meal, and world hunger is ended. Unfortunately, you have a prankster friend who puts one of those pills in your headache medication, and one day you have a headache and end up swallowing it, causing your throat to swell up and explode from a turkey dinner stuffed down it.

I wish my imagination didn't get away from me so much sometimes.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-06 13:34:21

At 4/6/13 01:28 PM, VJF wrote: I wish my imagination didn't get away from me so much sometimes.

Granted. You have no imagination.

I wish for a turkey dinner.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-06 13:48:11

At 4/6/13 01:34 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 4/6/13 01:28 PM, VJF wrote: I wish my imagination didn't get away from me so much sometimes.
Granted. You have no imagination.

I wish for a turkey dinner.

Granted. But it ran away from you, taking your dreams with it.

I wish for a prostate exam.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-06 14:05:08

At 4/6/13 01:48 PM, triplenoob wrote: I wish for a prostate exam.

Granted, but it's given by your crazy uncle Jeff. And he doesn't use his finger....

I wish everyone was rich so there were no poor people.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-06 14:07:17

At 4/6/13 02:05 PM, VJF wrote:
At 4/6/13 01:48 PM, triplenoob wrote: I wish for a prostate exam.
Granted, but it's given by your crazy uncle Jeff. And he doesn't use his finger....

I wish everyone was rich so there were no poor people.

Granted, but the value of a dollar is now so low, that everyone is poor.

I wish for a purple banana.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-06 16:30:13

At 4/6/13 02:07 PM, triplenoob wrote: I wish for a purple banana.

Granted, but it has a dirty homeless guy attached to it, because it's his penis.

I wish I hadn't eaten that last slice of pizza.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-06 16:52:27

At 4/6/13 04:30 PM, VJF wrote:
At 4/6/13 02:07 PM, triplenoob wrote: I wish for a purple banana.
Granted, but it has a dirty homeless guy attached to it, because it's his penis.

I wish I hadn't eaten that last slice of pizza.

Granted, but your stomach shrivels up and you shit it out dying with crap hanging from your ass.
I wish to die.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-06 22:45:19

At 4/6/13 04:52 PM, darkjam wrote:
At 4/6/13 04:30 PM, VJF wrote:
At 4/6/13 02:07 PM, triplenoob wrote: I wish for a purple banana.
Granted, but it has a dirty homeless guy attached to it, because it's his penis.

I wish I hadn't eaten that last slice of pizza.
Granted, but your stomach shrivels up and you shit it out dying with crap hanging from your ass.
I wish to die.

granted, but you are resuscitated by paramedics. unfortunately the lack of oxygen to your brain led to an 80& failures so you are now a vegetable

i wish for nothing


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-06 22:48:16

At 4/6/13 10:45 PM, Dromedary wrote: i wish for nothing

Granted, your nihilistic wish comes true and nothing exists, or ever did exist for that matter.

I wish I could do like Steve can do in Blues Clues and warp myself into any picture or television that I want, and warp myself out.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-07 08:38:50

At 4/6/13 10:48 PM, CresIsis wrote:
At 4/6/13 10:45 PM, Dromedary wrote: i wish for nothing
Granted, your nihilistic wish comes true and nothing exists, or ever did exist for that matter.

I wish I could do like Steve can do in Blues Clues and warp myself into any picture or television that I want, and warp myself out.

You can, but when you return, someone kills you.

I wish school didn't start again tomorrow.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-07 11:03:01

At 4/7/13 08:38 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish school didn't start again tomorrow.

The school you go to is destroyed.

I wish I was wealthy with no negative repercussions whatsoever. Now THAT'S a challenge.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-07 12:36:51

At 4/7/13 11:03 AM, Ericho wrote:
At 4/7/13 08:38 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish school didn't start again tomorrow.
The school you go to is destroyed.

I wish I was wealthy with no negative repercussions whatsoever. Now THAT'S a challenge.

Challenge accepted:
Wish granted, but you die.

I wish to win the challenge.


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