At 6/9/15 04:50 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 6/9/15 01:06 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish Breaking Bad was broadcast over here.

Granted. It's been mistranslated in German badly and is worse than the original as a result.

I wish that the world finally ran out of oil and gas to use in vehicles.

Granted. Horses become a means of transport again, and they shit everywhere.

I wish more hybrid cars were sold.

At 6/10/15 05:18 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish more hybrid cars were sold.

Granted. 90% of the world becomes elitist dicks who harp on about the environment all day.

I wish for a Geforce GTX 750 Ti.

At 6/11/15 06:32 AM, SentForMe wrote: I wish I could not sunburn.

Granted, you no longer have skin. As a result, you look super weird.

I wish more people appreciated the advantages of cash.

At 6/11/15 01:01 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 6/11/15 06:32 AM, SentForMe wrote: I wish I could not sunburn.

Granted, you no longer have skin. As a result, you look super weird.

I wish more people appreciated the advantages of cash.

Granted, now it's extra-easy to steal money without hacking bank systems :D

I wish world leaders suddenly became Emokids

At 6/11/15 01:15 PM, AoiShinigami wrote:
I wish world leaders suddenly became Emokids

Granted. They all commit suicide.

I wish that the continent of Europe was completely gone.

At 6/11/15 01:15 PM, AoiShinigami wrote: I wish world leaders suddenly became Emokids

Granted, they now look different, but they're still the same old dicks.

I wish world leaders realized they're dicks.

At 6/11/15 01:20 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that the continent of Europe was completely gone.

Granted, the world has ultimately gone to shit.

See my wish above.

At 6/11/15 01:21 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish world leaders realized they're dicks.

Granted they all realize they are dicks and they become pussys

I wish pizza tasted better when its cold

At 6/11/15 01:31 PM, Maltos wrote:

At 6/11/15 01:21 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish world leaders realized they're dicks.

Granted they all realize they are dicks and they become pussys

I wish pizza tasted better when its cold

Granted, but it's still usually served warm.

I wish for pizza.

At 6/11/15 01:37 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish for pizza.

Granted. You are now a rotting pizza.

I wish that forum mods didn't have the power to ban people.

At 6/11/15 07:07 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 6/11/15 01:37 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish for pizza.

Granted. You are now a rotting pizza.

I wish that forum mods didn't have the power to ban people.

Granted, this place is flooded with spam bots.

I wish I was a mod.

At 6/12/15 12:06 PM, Vinnyy wrote:
I wish this thread interests me as much as it used to.

Granted. You have to pay Tom Fulp $100 per month just to keep your monetary interests flowing.

I wish that the world was ruled by communist Nazis.

At 6/13/15 01:54 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that the world was ruled by communist Nazis.

Granted, but...they kill you? Dude, that would be awful no matter what you think about it.

I wish I knew the superlative of everything in existence.

At 6/13/15 09:58 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 6/13/15 01:54 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that the world was ruled by communist Nazis.

Granted, but...they kill you? Dude, that would be awful no matter what you think about it.

I wish I knew the superlative of everything in existence.

Granted, it overwhelms you and you can't speak of it to anyone.

I wish not to fall asleep in front of my PC right now.

At 6/13/15 12:58 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish not to fall asleep in front of my PC right now.

Granted. You are only awake in front of your PC. The rest of your life is spent dreamlessly sleepwalking.

I wish for more clever ways to corrupt wishes.

At 6/13/15 10:03 PM, OmegaMerak wrote:

At 6/13/15 12:58 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish not to fall asleep in front of my PC right now.

Granted. You are only awake in front of your PC. The rest of your life is spent dreamlessly sleepwalking.

I wish for more clever ways to corrupt wishes.

Granted. You think they're comedy gold but everybody else thinks they're obnoxious and unfunny.

I wish there was a hardware accurate Playstation 2 emulator that could run on low-end computers, Android devices, and even Apple products.

At 6/14/15 03:04 AM, ZeroDown wrote:

At 6/13/15 10:06 PM, Chdonga wrote: I wish there was a hardware accurate Playstation 2 emulator that could run on low-end computers, Android devices, and even Apple products.

Granted. Facebook buys it. And well...

I wish Tom was Peewee Herman.

Granted, the kid of The Tom's neighbours, named after but otherwise unrelated to our own @TomFulp, becomes Peewee Herman.

I wish for coffee.

At 6/14/15 08:45 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for coffee.

Granted, but you can't sleep.

I wish my dishes were always clean.

At 6/14/15 09:52 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 6/14/15 08:45 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for coffee.

Granted, but you can't sleep.

I wish my dishes were always clean.

Granted, you keep cleaning them and don't do anything else.

I wish my dishes were self-cleaning.

At 6/14/15 01:03 PM, ZeroDown wrote:

At 6/14/15 12:57 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish my dishes were self-cleaning.

Granted, you now clean your dishes yourself.

I wish for one million American, genuine dollars to appear in my bank account.

Granted, but you die before you can spend any of it.

I wish to kill more people in my corruptions.

At 6/14/15 01:11 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish to kill more people in my corruptions.

Granted. They're terminally ill people who wanted to die and you give them a painless release. This generates attention from both the media and the most annoying segment of Terry Pratchet fans.

I wish to be good at one million things.

At 6/16/15 09:36 PM, ZeroDown wrote:
I wish my co-workers won't see me crying.

Granted. Your co-workers are asleep, but I sent a news crew to televise your crying sessions.

I wish that the Earth exploded while I'm safe from the explosion since I'll be in my own personal moon base, cultivating my own personal greenhouse garden.

At 6/16/15 11:52 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that the Earth exploded while I'm safe from the explosion since I'll be in my own personal moon base, cultivating my own personal greenhouse garden.

Granted, the explosion damages your moon base (you should've moved further away), and you drift off into space.

I wish the Gamechanger exploded.

At 6/17/15 09:36 PM, SentForMe wrote:
I wish I had a legitimate workshop of my own.

Granted. It's a broken-down workshop that's a fixer-upper.

I wish that Yiazmat was real.

At 6/18/15 03:15 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that Yiazmat was real.

Granted. He moves into your home and refuses to pay rent. He also eats your stuff out of the fridge without asking.

I wish all governments dissolved today.

At 6/18/15 03:21 PM, DumbassDude wrote: I wish all governments dissolved today.

Granted, people start rioting and murdering each other
and homeless bums start eating other people

i wish everyone in the world would be honest about their dark secrets/

At 6/18/15 03:23 PM, HomicidalDragon wrote: i wish everyone in the world would be honest about their dark secrets/

Granted, but you discover that everyone in the world but you has a scat fetish.

I wish all women had dicks so they could know true happiness.

At 6/18/15 03:28 PM, Bit wrote:

At 6/18/15 03:23 PM, HomicidalDragon wrote: i wish everyone in the world would be honest about their dark secrets/

Granted, but you discover that everyone in the world but you has a scat fetish.

I wish all women had dicks so they could know true happiness.

Granted. They use you as a sex toy.

I wish that nobody had any enemies and that we all got along together in friendship.

At 6/18/15 03:31 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Granted. They use you as a sex toy.

But you were supposed to corrupt the wish...

I wish that nobody had any enemies and that we all got along together in friendship.

Granted, but reaching that point involves an angry mob throwing you off a cliff.

I wish the world knew the truth about 9/11.

At 6/18/15 03:33 PM, Bit wrote:

I wish the world knew the truth about 9/11.

Granted. The people behind it are are still too insulated by power and connections to be touched. They laugh at us in the open now.

I wish to go to a giant water park in the artic circle