At 10/4/15 10:29 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish some people would stop pretending they're getting laid.

Granted. You get laid for the first time. It's also your only time since you die of STFs.

I wish you got trapped in your own kitchen.

At 10/4/15 10:36 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 10/4/15 10:29 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish some people would stop pretending they're getting laid.

Granted. You get laid for the first time. It's also your only time since you die of STFs.

I wish you got trapped in your own kitchen.

Granted, I actually enjoy being where the food is.

I wish for a good beef steak. I'll never get enough of those.

At 10/4/15 10:41 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish for a good beef steak. I'll never get enough of those.

Granted. You have an endless supply but you die from being too full.

I wish I trapped you in a brothel.

At 10/4/15 01:49 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish I trapped you in a brothel.

Granted, but I have lots of sex, which I probably would anyway.

I wish my neighbors would share their Internet with me.

At 10/4/15 03:52 PM, Ericho wrote: I wish my neighbors would share their Internet with me.

Granted,they share their internet with you buy crushing your face

I wish I had a metal fist.

At 10/4/15 03:56 PM, Jimmyyx wrote: I wish I had a metal fist.

Granted, it's so heavy you can't even lift it up.

I wish I could meet Avicii

At 10/4/15 03:58 PM, fabbef wrote: I wish I could meet Avicii

Granted,you meet him and he makes your nose small using a special power

I wish I had a super power.

At 10/4/15 04:00 PM, Jimmyyx wrote:

At 10/4/15 03:58 PM, fabbef wrote: I wish I could meet Avicii

Granted,you meet him and he makes your nose small using a special power

I wish I had a super power.

Granted. Your super power is to make anyone you meet to want to kill you.

I wish Godzilla and Cthulhu finally met in battle.

At 10/4/15 11:52 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish Godzilla and Cthulhu finally met in battle.

Granted. They meet up and instead they team up and beat you up

I wish a spider scares you at night.

At 10/5/15 12:49 PM, Jimmyyx wrote: I wish a spider scares you at night.

Granted. The spider bites me and apparently it was the radioactive spider from Spiderman which gives me superpowers. Thank you.

I wish for my music to become famous

At 10/5/15 02:47 PM, fabbef wrote: I wish for my music to become famous

Granted,it does and people hate you as much as they hate Justin Bieber

I wish Justin Bieber would get his hair shaved.

At 10/5/15 02:47 PM, Jimmyyx wrote:

At 10/5/15 02:47 PM, fabbef wrote: I wish for my music to become famous

Granted,it does and people hate you as much as they hate Justin Bieber

I wish Justin Bieber would get his hair shaved.

Granted. He becomes a skinhead.

I wish that you were covered in lizard cum.

At 10/5/15 11:27 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that you were covered in lizard cum.

Granted,my body absorbs the lizard cum and I throw it at YOU as a special attack.

I wish you would sit down.

At 10/6/15 03:23 AM, Jimmyyx wrote:

At 10/5/15 11:27 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that you were covered in lizard cum.

Granted,my body absorbs the lizard cum and I throw it at YOU as a special attack.

I wish you would sit down.

Wish granted, I was already sat down.

I wish Friday never happened.

At 10/6/15 04:05 AM, wolfe wrote:

I wish Friday never happened.

Granted. There are now six days of the week, but the song remains.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

I wish you insulted a group of muscular street thugs directly in front of them.

At 10/6/15 10:23 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 10/6/15 04:05 AM, wolfe wrote:

I wish Friday never happened.

Granted. There are now six days of the week, but the song remains.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

I wish you insulted a group of muscular street thugs directly in front of them.

Granted; One of them just happens to be your boyfriend, who I just made cry by insulting him.

I wish to see a bunch of muscular Gheys fight an angry mob of SJW's just 4 lulz

At 10/7/15 09:24 AM, AoiShinigami wrote: I wish to see a bunch of muscular Gheys fight an angry mob of SJW's just 4 lulz

Granted, but you're in the fight and die with them.

I wish coin operated laundries were free.

At 10/7/15 01:13 PM, Homicidee wrote:

At 10/7/15 10:45 AM, Ericho wrote: I wish coin operated laundries were free.

Granted. There all broken.

I wish I wish I wish nothing.

Granted. You just wiped out all of existence with that wish.

I wish for a live-action movie that's directly based on RWBY.

At 10/7/15 01:18 PM, Homicidee wrote:

At 10/7/15 01:15 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish for a live-action movie that's directly based on RWBY.

Granted. You're the only that watches it.

I wish for a better phone.

Granted, you get a NokLa 1337, which is a fragile ripoff of Nokia 3310 with the body made presumably from disposable plastic cups, has cumstains all over it, the screen barely works, some of the buttons are missing, and the battery sucks so hard, you have to drag the only compatible external battery that weighs over fifty pounds and has rusty square wheels on the bottom.

I wish Chris-chan somehow bought the entire ISIS

At 10/7/15 05:40 PM, AoiShinigami wrote:
I wish Chris-chan somehow bought the entire ISIS

Granted. ISIS is no longer a legitimate threat.

I wish that beastiality, incest, and necrophilia was legal everywhere.

At 10/7/15 08:33 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
I wish that beastiality, incest, and necrophilia was legal everywhere.

Granted, but it's still incredibly frowned upon and now we have a legal means to tag what kind of fucked up people are on a referable, searchable list. Like a really diverse registered sex-offender list for the morally bankrupt. Somehow people find out this is your doing, you get drugged, kidnapped, and taken to a barn where you're fucked by pigs.

I wish people would get their shit together.

At 10/8/15 02:37 PM, Homicidee wrote:

At 10/8/15 04:11 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish people would get their shit together.

Granted. Everyone Is a stuck up douche.

I wish for something to eat.

Granted. You eat a live penguin.

I wish that legal laws didn't exist, but moral codes still do.

At 10/8/15 02:43 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 10/8/15 02:37 PM, Homicidee wrote:

At 10/8/15 04:11 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish people would get their shit together.

Granted. Everyone Is a stuck up douche.

I wish for something to eat.

Granted. You eat a live penguin.

I wish that legal laws didn't exist, but moral codes still do.

\Your wish is granted and omg no wHAI the world went through a massive war and killed alt the pedophiles

I wish I could elaborate on this situation of moral codes.

At 10/8/15 10:09 PM, Ezariah wrote:
I wish I could elaborate on this situation of moral codes.

Granted. Moral guardians kill you due to their beliefs.

I wish that India was the only country to win World War II.

At 10/9/15 05:47 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that India was the only country to win World War II.

Granted, the world has gone to shit.

I wish the person below was not gay.

At 10/13/15 12:32 PM, Homicidee wrote:

At 10/13/15 12:26 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish the person below was not gay.

Granted. I'm sad for today.

I wish for a new extension cord.

Granted.

I wish you accidentally strangled yourself with it.

At 10/13/15 12:41 PM, Homicidee wrote:

At 10/13/15 12:40 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish you accidentally strangled yourself with it.

Granted. I'm so stupid I don't know how to strangle myself.

I wish for a broken mirror.

Granted, you get 7 years of bad luck.

I wish for an intact mirror.

At 10/13/15 12:48 PM, Homicidee wrote:

At 10/13/15 12:44 PM, FullMetalDestroyer wrote: I wish for coffee.

Granted. It falls and burns your balls.

I wish to hear the wackiest rhyme scheme.

Granted, but you won't hear it from me, since I'm a horrible poet.

I still wish for an intact mirror.

At 10/13/15 01:47 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I still wish for an intact mirror.

Granted. It cracks upon seeing your face. I use the broken mirror shards to kill you.

I wish that Monty Oum's Dead Fantasy series was rebooted by Rooster Teeth.

At 10/13/15 07:13 PM, Homicidee wrote:

I wish I wasn't always sleepy.

Granted. You're addicted to meth now and fill your hours doing unspeakable things for comparatively reasonable amounts of money.

I wish America appreciated slapstick humor.