So many kinds of condoms to choose from! We've got lubed, ribbed, studded, flavored, "pleasure charged", colored, lambskin, magnum, magnum xl eggplant fit, you name it there's a condom made of it!

As immensely experienced masters of love making, which is your weapon of choice?

For me it's simply non-lubricated Trojans (or Trojanenzzzz, fuck you). I find lube revolting in taste and feel. All the girls I've fucked have been ridiculously wet, it fucking spreads to my thighs and stomach, seriously incredible.

At 2/6/13 02:43 AM, Saen wrote: I find lube revolting in taste and feel

...wait, you find the lube on condoms to taste bad?

rofl

Real men don't need ribs.
True story.

At 2/6/13 02:50 AM, Dry-Ice wrote:

At 2/6/13 02:43 AM, Saen wrote: I find lube revolting in taste and feel

...wait, you find the lube on condoms to taste bad?

rofl

I've taken you've never ate out a woman after using lube or a lubricated condom. It's not pleasant.

A garbage bag+rubber band combination.

Your moms mouth.

At 2/6/13 03:10 AM, Pkmn2 wrote: A garbage bag+rubber band combination.

A cheap reliable alternative with no size limitations. Neat.

At 2/6/13 03:58 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: A cheap reliable alternative with no size limitations. Neat.

I know, right?

I prefer regular ones.

At 2/6/13 04:02 AM, LiquidFire wrote: I prefer regular ones.

Which ones are regular then?

At 2/6/13 04:03 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 2/6/13 04:02 AM, LiquidFire wrote: I prefer regular ones.

Which ones are regular then?

Smooth condoms with lube.

At 2/6/13 04:06 AM, LiquidFire wrote: Smooth condoms with lube.

Aha

At 2/6/13 03:46 AM, Provoke wrote: Why use condoms when you have the ass?

Lmao and you believe you can't get any STDs through anal sex?

At 2/6/13 05:05 AM, Saen wrote:

At 2/6/13 03:46 AM, Provoke wrote: Why use condoms when you have the ass?

Lmao and you believe you can't get any STDs through anal sex?

Why would you have any kind of sex with someone who has an STD?

At 2/6/13 05:07 AM, MilkyChocolate wrote:

At 2/6/13 05:05 AM, Saen wrote:

At 2/6/13 03:46 AM, Provoke wrote: Why use condoms when you have the ass?

Lmao and you believe you can't get any STDs through anal sex?

Why would you have any kind of sex with someone who has an STD?

Oh boy this'll blow your mind I'm sure.. Nearly all STDs are more often asymptomatic than expressing visible symptoms. Herpes, HPV, chlamydia, gonorrhea, even HIV are predominately asymptomatic. Which means well more than half of people who are infected have no physical symptoms whatever and the STD remains highly contagious regardless. This further translates into the fact that you could have and transmit an STD without even knowing it.

the ones that break and get your mom pregnant

extra small.

At 2/6/13 05:17 AM, Saen wrote: Oh boy this'll blow your mind I'm sure..

>2013
>Not getting checked

Is that how it goes?

At 2/6/13 05:44 AM, MilkyChocolate wrote:

At 2/6/13 05:17 AM, Saen wrote: Oh boy this'll blow your mind I'm sure..

>2013
>Not getting checked

Is that how it goes?

Uh what? You should get tested at least once a year that you're sexually active.

At 2/6/13 05:59 AM, Saen wrote: Uh what? You should get tested at least once a year that you're sexually active.

That's what I'm saying. I'm not concerned with STDs because anyone I get it on with has been tested, recently, and vise versa
It creates a paradise of no condoms and peace of mind

Not that I'm sexually active, or anything.

Studded and ribbed aren't bad, if the chicks tight enough it creates a new feeling.

At 2/6/13 07:57 AM, MilkyChocolate wrote:
That's what I'm saying. I'm not concerned with STDs because anyone I get it on with has been tested, recently, and vise versa
It creates a paradise of no condoms and peace of mind

Not that I'm sexually active, or anything.

Sounds like you would be taking a hugely unnecessary risk while putting a stupid amount of trust in others. Doing that certainly wouldn't give me any peace of mind.

I've never used a condom n my life im str8 up handy wen it comes to layin chicks som call me the egg layer hehe

At 2/6/13 08:21 AM, Saen wrote: Sounds like you would be taking a hugely unnecessary risk while putting a stupid amount of trust in others. Doing that certainly wouldn't give me any peace of mind.

Yeah, well.. That's just like.. Your opinion. Man.

Baby skin works surprising well.

I rather not use them, just have the wife be on the pill...

At 2/6/13 08:40 AM, DevourerJay wrote: I rather not use them, just have the wife be on the pill...

Indeed.

Just be smart and avoid having sex with random people, have yourself and your partner scanned for STDs, then when you are both known to be clean keep to only being with each other and you never need condoms to get in the way of your sexual pleasure.

baby seal skins work well

I have them individually fabricated in specialized factories because normally they wouldn't make XXXXXL.

At 2/6/13 10:44 AM, Slint wrote: I have them individually fabricated in specialized factories because normally they wouldn't make XXXXXL.

Neither would nature create vaginas / mouths / anuses large enough for such a size. A pity you just carry them around in your wallet and let them expire then.