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I have them individually fabricated in specialized factories because normally they wouldn't make XXXXXL.

At 2/6/13 10:51 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 2/6/13 10:44 AM, Slint wrote: I have them individually fabricated in specialized factories because normally they wouldn't make XXXXXL.

Neither would nature create vaginas / mouths / anuses large enough for such a size. A pity you just carry them around in your wallet and let them expire then.

Actually if I do have to carry any, I can only carry one, in a backpack, and there isn't any room for anything else.

I just recently bought some Glow in the Dark rubbers because I don't know

magnums

At 2/6/13 06:58 PM, Damien wrote: I dont really care about the topic, because condoms are condoms and they decrease the pleasure by like a milion anyway,

It matters to me. I've used ones that were too tight.

At 2/6/13 06:58 PM, Damien wrote:
I dont really care about the topic, because condoms are condoms and they decrease the pleasure by like a milion anyway, so we're basically arguing about the lesser one of the evils, but I just wanted to point out that you look like a real douchebag judging from your profile and profile image.

"Decrease the pleasure by like a million"? lmao ok, just don't tell any women that you don't use condoms.

showing off your "oiled" body? Seriously dude? How insecure are you?

I've never owned body oil in my life, it's called sweat haha, but I'm flattered thank you.

At 2/6/13 07:47 PM, Cherry wrote: >All the girls I've fucked have been ridiculously wet, it fucking spreads to my thighs and stomach, seriously incredible.
>has been shirtless in every single picture of you I've ever seen on NG

shouldn't u be out sippin brewskis w/ ur fratboys or somethin

Nah I'm not in a fraternity nor do I hang out with those kinds of people. Too caught up with my pine forest research and restoration work.

I think you're behind on reading your Japanese anime, god forbid you actually move a muscle and do something active and meaningful with your life.

i use magnum because my dick bout 67 inches flaccid, and i dont get hard that much cause bitches that live round me straight ugly.

At 2/6/13 07:58 PM, Damien wrote: Why do you take pictures of your "sweaty" body? Is it to feel flattered when random people on Newgrounds mention it? Do you seek some sort of acknowledgement?

I'm sure he's just having fun, stop being a cunt

I will never need a condom. Nobody wants to touch my body. I understand why they don't.

At 2/6/13 07:58 PM, Damien wrote:
Why do you take pictures of your "sweaty" body? Is it to feel flattered when random people on Newgrounds mention it? Do you seek some sort of acknowledgement?
Tell me a bit about your father.

Guys walking around with their shirts off is an entirely normal thing, especially when you've lived at the beach just about your entire life. My father is the funniest and most laid back guy I know, but I don't want to upset you by bragging about him too much rofl

Uh so same thing that I said to the last kid, keep reading anime and wasting your life.

At 2/6/13 08:13 PM, Saen wrote:

At 2/6/13 07:58 PM, Damien wrote:

Uh so same thing that I said to the last kid, keep reading anime and wasting your life.

my favorite condoms are the ones that break and get your mom pregnant

Condoms are for sailors

Fuck those pussy-ass condoms. Real men use bottles.

At 2/6/13 07:54 PM, Saen wrote: I think you're behind on reading your Japanese anime, god forbid you actually move a muscle and do something active and meaningful with your life.

Well you're actually a pansy who hides behind a body of who's been lifting for the past 2 months and has killed some of his fat but becomes so dellusioned with his body he think's he's a greek god.

While just because Cherry isn't an attention whore with his body as his icon doesn't mean he doesn't pack the gains of someone who's been lifting for years but doesn't have the need to whore it out.

At 2/6/13 09:23 PM, Slint wrote:
Well you're actually a pansy who hides behind a body of who's been lifting for the past 2 months and has killed some of his fat but becomes so dellusioned with his body he think's he's a greek god.

Yeah? Nice try. I've been on my no hydrogenated oil diet going on 7 years in may and lifting for 6 years come spring as well.

While just because Cherry isn't an attention whore with his body as his icon doesn't mean he doesn't pack the gains of someone who's been lifting for years but doesn't have the need to whore it out.

If you recall I didn't instigate any of this and I never do, but I will surely finish it rofl. Not only do I need to treat half of you like children when it comes to socializing and having a respectful conversation with another, but apparently most of all of you never received a proper sexual education.

I just don't get the idea of risking acquiring a permanent disease and impregnating a girl over the idea that "condoms are stupid" or "they don't feel good". If anyone needs to rethink their life choices here it's you fucking window lickers.

Raw dog all the way. You can only get STDs if you believe in them, and Plan A is my Plan B

I fucking wanted to buy the charged her pleasure thing but gf was like nooooooo get the ultra ribbed one as usual

same old boring shit i say why not change it up

fuck

Corpses cannot get pregnant.

I don't use them.

At 2/6/13 08:13 PM, Saen wrote: Uh so same thing that I said to the last kid, keep reading anime

Reading anime? That laid-back dad of yours probably facilitated a very enriching youth for you, dear God.

and wasting your life.

You're absolutely right. Let's all take off our shirts and save ourselves from the rational life-encompassing oppression of clothing!

At 2/7/13 01:04 AM, Saen wrote:

At 2/6/13 09:23 PM, Slint wrote:
Well you're actually a pansy who hides behind a body of who's been lifting for the past 2 months and has killed some of his fat but becomes so dellusioned with his body he think's he's a greek god.

Yeah? Nice try. I've been on my no hydrogenated oil diet going on 7 years in may and lifting for 6 years come spring as well.

Whoa holy shit hardcore as fuck son, too bad you still look like shit.

If you recall I didn't instigate any of this and I never do, but I will surely finish it rofl. Not only do I need to treat half of you like children when it comes to socializing and having a respectful conversation with another, but apparently most of all of you never received a proper sexual education.

Well yes you did. Plus, refering to the last part of what you said, we're not talking about condoms right now. We're talking about you whoring your body out like it's something superior to someone who watches anime.

At 2/7/13 09:57 AM, Slint wrote: Well yes you did. Plus, refering to the last part of what you said, we're not talking about condoms right now. We're talking about you whoring your body out like it's something superior to someone who watches anime.

Or reads it. Because that's apparently what we do. Us, skinny, shy, zit-faced motherfuckers, indeed.