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Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 12:25 PM Reply

He wanted to castrate and kill Justin Beiber and his bodyguard!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp=50185096&#50185096

I gotta say though, it would be intresting if they succeeded haha

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 12:27 PM Reply

A full grown convicted murderer?
I could have sworn he was going to be 12...

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 12:28 PM Reply

Damn it, another failed sleeper agent. Looks like I need to call in the big guns.

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 12:34 PM Reply

The internet is going to have a field day with thsi.

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 12:34 PM Reply

Awww man... what a shame that he didn't succeed. Really.

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 12:35 PM Reply

I hate this little bitch, but I wouldn't murder somebody just for the hate, I can hold this. But then, I wouldn't surprise if someone can't hold it.

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 12:36 PM Reply
At 12/13/12 12:25 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: He wanted to castrate and kill Justin Beiber and his bodyguard!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp=50185096&#50185096

I gotta say though, it would be intresting if they succeeded haha

Shit.

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 12:37 PM Reply

I like how they say 'protect his fans' rather than 'protect his family'.

LOL

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 12:47 PM Reply
At 12/13/12 12:37 PM, Sequenced wrote: I like how they say 'protect his fans' rather than 'protect his family'.

LOL

I noticed that also, lol. I'm sure he's not around his family much anyways and it seems that they're after Bieber more, which could cause his fans to get hurt.

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 12:56 PM Reply
At 12/13/12 12:28 PM, Mattish002 wrote: Damn it, another failed sleeper agent. Looks like I need to call in the big guns.

Calling in Altair, he won't fail us this time.

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 01:02 PM Reply
At 12/13/12 12:56 PM, havvk7 wrote:
At 12/13/12 12:28 PM, Mattish002 wrote: Damn it, another failed sleeper agent. Looks like I need to call in the big guns.
Calling in Altair, he won't fail us this time.

I wish you had a like button hehehe

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 01:03 PM Reply

Castrating Beiber? What a genius.

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 01:05 PM Reply

There were 3 guys involved and the final payout would only be $5,000. Doesn't seem worth it for such a high profile job.

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 01:26 PM Reply
At 12/13/12 12:35 PM, dem0lecule wrote: I hate this little bitch, but I wouldn't murder somebody just for the hate, I can hold this. But then, I wouldn't surprise if someone can't hold it.

Same here, for example I hated Sean Penn and think he's a pretentious douche but do I want him dead? No.

Besides that, when it comes to Bieber, the real issue I have is mostly his fan base and it doesn't mean I want them massacred, but it's how it is.

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 02:48 PM Reply
At 12/13/12 01:26 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

I wouldent murder Bieber, I just would not stop somone who wanted to collect his balls as a trophy.

He should be thankful really, his singing voice would be preservered a long with some other things...

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 02:54 PM Reply

Is their a non-video link for me to actually READ?

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 02:56 PM Reply

Beiber is such an ugly woman.

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 03:00 PM Reply

I'm glad they didn't succeed. Can you imagine how much Bieber coverage there would be if someone killed him? The news would be all over it, they would be playing his shit, plastering his dumb face all over the place. Hopefully he lives a long life and fades quickly away into obscurity never to be heard from again.

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 03:02 PM Reply

It's strange. So much contempt over one human being who produces some shitty music... To the point of someone plotting the murder of said person. That dude needs a hobby or something with all that time plotting the murders of people he realistically has nothing to do with

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 03:12 PM Reply
I gotta say though, it would be intresting if they succeeded haha

Why? He's just a dumb, douchey kid. He doesn't deserve to die.

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 03:17 PM Reply
At 12/13/12 01:03 PM, LiquidFire wrote: Castrating Beiber? What a genius.

He sings/sounds like its already happened. His balls won't drop anyway, they're so ashamed they've ingrown.

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 03:21 PM Reply

Justin Bieber sounds like a teen whose voice cracks all the time...

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 03:29 PM Reply
At 12/13/12 03:00 PM, WadeFulp wrote: I'm glad they didn't succeed. Can you imagine how much Bieber coverage there would be if someone killed him? The news would be all over it, they would be playing his shit, plastering his dumb face all over the place. Hopefully he lives a long life and fades quickly away into obscurity never to be heard from again.

This seems more reasonable; if people were to ignore him more than blatantly state his hate for him, he wouldn't be relevant anymore. And if he were to be murdered, people would be constantly searching for his death and would get more coverage on his death than his concerts.
He would be immortalized and adored even more if killed off while in his prime. The Kurgan makes it clear. We should just wait for Beiber to stop being a pre-pubescent man-child. He'll fade away faster than The New Kids on the Block.

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 03:41 PM Reply

A good assassin will not fail. But useless whining twats will.
People go on about wanting to kill him all the time, yet he is still alive. Why is that? Oh yes, because everyone that goes on about wanting to do it couldn't kill a child.

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 03:47 PM Reply

#bieberisheretoSTAY

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 03:50 PM Reply

With your terrible writing, I couldn't understand the title of the thread.

It should be "would-be" you illiterate cunt.

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 03:52 PM Reply
At 12/13/12 03:50 PM, jjjkuk wrote: With your terrible writing, I couldn't understand the title of the thread.

It should be "would-be" you illiterate cunt.

GOD FORSAKE US he forget the HYPHEN between would and be

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 03:53 PM Reply
At 12/13/12 03:52 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:
At 12/13/12 03:50 PM, jjjkuk wrote: With your terrible writing, I couldn't understand the title of the thread.

It should be "would-be" you illiterate cunt.
GOD FORSAKE US he forget the HYPHEN between would and be

The world shall end cause of a grammatical error!! But, Bieber will still make shitty music

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 03:53 PM Reply
At 12/13/12 03:52 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:
At 12/13/12 03:50 PM, jjjkuk wrote: With your terrible writing, I couldn't understand the title of the thread.

It should be "would-be" you illiterate cunt.
GOD FORSAKE US he forget the HYPHEN between would and be

ur going 2 grammar hell now

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled Dec. 13th, 2012 @ 03:55 PM Reply
At 12/13/12 03:53 PM, Sekhem wrote:
At 12/13/12 03:52 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:
At 12/13/12 03:50 PM, jjjkuk wrote: With your terrible writing, I couldn't understand the title of the thread.

It should be "would-be" you illiterate cunt.
GOD FORSAKE US he forget the HYPHEN between would and be
ur going 2 grammar hell now

u fell at quoting kid

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