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Bieber would be murderer foiled

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Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 12:25:01


He wanted to castrate and kill Justin Beiber and his bodyguard!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp=50185096&#50185096

I gotta say though, it would be intresting if they succeeded haha

Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 12:28:34


Damn it, another failed sleeper agent. Looks like I need to call in the big guns.

Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 12:34:02


The internet is going to have a field day with thsi.


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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 12:34:10


Awww man... what a shame that he didn't succeed. Really.


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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 12:36:52


At 12/13/12 12:25 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: He wanted to castrate and kill Justin Beiber and his bodyguard!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp=50185096&#50185096

I gotta say though, it would be intresting if they succeeded haha

Shit.


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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 12:37:13


I like how they say 'protect his fans' rather than 'protect his family'.

LOL


lel

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 12:56:18


At 12/13/12 12:28 PM, Mattish002 wrote: Damn it, another failed sleeper agent. Looks like I need to call in the big guns.

Calling in Altair, he won't fail us this time.

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 13:02:37


At 12/13/12 12:56 PM, havvk7 wrote:
At 12/13/12 12:28 PM, Mattish002 wrote: Damn it, another failed sleeper agent. Looks like I need to call in the big guns.
Calling in Altair, he won't fail us this time.

I wish you had a like button hehehe

Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 13:03:19


Castrating Beiber? What a genius.


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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 13:05:26


There were 3 guys involved and the final payout would only be $5,000. Doesn't seem worth it for such a high profile job.


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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 13:26:16


At 12/13/12 12:35 PM, dem0lecule wrote: I hate this little bitch, but I wouldn't murder somebody just for the hate, I can hold this. But then, I wouldn't surprise if someone can't hold it.

Same here, for example I hated Sean Penn and think he's a pretentious douche but do I want him dead? No.

Besides that, when it comes to Bieber, the real issue I have is mostly his fan base and it doesn't mean I want them massacred, but it's how it is.

Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 14:48:20


At 12/13/12 01:26 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

I wouldent murder Bieber, I just would not stop somone who wanted to collect his balls as a trophy.

He should be thankful really, his singing voice would be preservered a long with some other things...

Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 14:54:37


Is their a non-video link for me to actually READ?

I hate being raped by videos and the commercials that come with them.


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 14:56:12


Beiber is such an ugly woman.

Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 15:12:52


I gotta say though, it would be intresting if they succeeded haha

Why? He's just a dumb, douchey kid. He doesn't deserve to die.

Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 15:17:14


At 12/13/12 01:03 PM, LiquidFire wrote: Castrating Beiber? What a genius.

He sings/sounds like its already happened. His balls won't drop anyway, they're so ashamed they've ingrown.

Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 15:29:43


At 12/13/12 03:00 PM, WadeFulp wrote: I'm glad they didn't succeed. Can you imagine how much Bieber coverage there would be if someone killed him? The news would be all over it, they would be playing his shit, plastering his dumb face all over the place. Hopefully he lives a long life and fades quickly away into obscurity never to be heard from again.

This seems more reasonable; if people were to ignore him more than blatantly state his hate for him, he wouldn't be relevant anymore. And if he were to be murdered, people would be constantly searching for his death and would get more coverage on his death than his concerts.
He would be immortalized and adored even more if killed off while in his prime. The Kurgan makes it clear. We should just wait for Beiber to stop being a pre-pubescent man-child. He'll fade away faster than The New Kids on the Block.


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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 15:41:08


A good assassin will not fail. But useless whining twats will.
People go on about wanting to kill him all the time, yet he is still alive. Why is that? Oh yes, because everyone that goes on about wanting to do it couldn't kill a child.


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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 15:50:58


With your terrible writing, I couldn't understand the title of the thread.

It should be "would-be" you illiterate cunt.


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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 15:53:12


At 12/13/12 03:52 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:
At 12/13/12 03:50 PM, jjjkuk wrote: With your terrible writing, I couldn't understand the title of the thread.

It should be "would-be" you illiterate cunt.
GOD FORSAKE US he forget the HYPHEN between would and be

The world shall end cause of a grammatical error!! But, Bieber will still make shitty music

Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 15:55:43


At 12/13/12 03:53 PM, Sekhem wrote:
At 12/13/12 03:52 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:
At 12/13/12 03:50 PM, jjjkuk wrote: With your terrible writing, I couldn't understand the title of the thread.

It should be "would-be" you illiterate cunt.
GOD FORSAKE US he forget the HYPHEN between would and be
ur going 2 grammar hell now

u fell at quoting kid


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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 15:59:47


Well this is depressing.

I've honestly always wished for a celebrity to get murdered. I never understood why it never happens.


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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 16:00:10


Castrate Justin Bieber...is this man stupid?

There's nothing there!

Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 16:09:48


URR DURR TOO BAD THEY DIDN'T SUCCEED THEN AGAIN THEY COULDN'T CASTRATE HIM ANYWAY GET IT DERP DERP


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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 16:25:07


At 12/13/12 04:12 PM, HikarutheHedgehog wrote: People actually want to kill this kid? I don't like his music either, but goddamn.

There's a reason why the Assassin page used to bring in so many new people to NG.

Which reminds me; someone should make a Flash movie/game based on this event.


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 16:37:23


At 12/13/12 03:59 PM, Tarah wrote: Well this is depressing.

I've honestly always wished for a celebrity to get murdered. I never understood why it never happens.

And when they do get murdered it's our fucking good singers or celebritys, what the hell backwards logic is this??!

Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 16:40:18


At 12/13/12 04:37 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: And when they do get murdered it's our fucking good singers or celebritys, what the hell backwards logic is this??!

The one musician that comes to mind right now is John Lennon. What other musicians have been murdered?

I can't think of any celebrities, they're just always getting stalked or some shit.


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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 16:45:20


At 12/13/12 04:40 PM, Tarah wrote:

The one musician that comes to mind right now is John Lennon. What other musicians have been murdered?

I can't think of any celebrities, they're just always getting stalked or some shit.

Tupac, Marvin Gaye, Biggie Small, and Dimebag Darryl for starters.


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Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 17:13:05


At 12/13/12 04:45 PM, wildfire4461 wrote:

Very well said, the Dime Bag Derril incident was very tragic. People say that fans through themsevles in the gunire aimed at the band to protect them.

On a lighter note, when can we expect to see this incident parodyed with flash

I vote Stamper to do it!!

Response to Bieber would be murderer foiled 2012-12-13 17:45:02


I wonder what would happen if they succeed in this. Gosh, a lot of fangirls would go crazy. lol

Some people are fucked up in their minds. I can not stand that kid, but I would have enough if somebody kicked his ass.

Besides that, to castrate him, the Biever fella, would have to have balls first.

At 12/13/12 12:25 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:
He wanted to castrate and kill Justin Beiber and his bodyguard!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp=50185096&#50185096

I gotta say though, it would be intresting if they succeeded haha

Growing up, other girls wanted to be princesses..., shit, I wanted to be an outlaw

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