Okay, so if your post count was your weight, how would you be living life right now? I'd most likely be dead, or stuck in bed eating cheetos while remaining alive under miraculous medicine.
Your post count = Your weight.
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At 8/15/12 09:11 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Okay, so if your post count was your weight, how would you be living life right now? I'd most likely be dead, or stuck in bed eating cheetos while remaining alive under miraculous medicine.
The only way not to be dead is to have under like 900 posts.
I have more than or almost more than you and you've been on the forum longer and most of it I have made in the past year. I think I would be dead. Possibly from exploding.
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At 8/15/12 09:20 AM, JBK wrote: I have more than or almost more than you and you've been on the forum longer and most of it I have made in the past year. I think I would be dead. Possibly from exploding.
But...I have over 3000 posts and you only have 700?
Hah.. actually mine is probably accurate. Time to go to the hospital.
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At 8/15/12 09:21 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote:At 8/15/12 09:20 AM, JBK wrote: I have more than or almost more than you and you've been on the forum longer and most of it I have made in the past year. I think I would be dead. Possibly from exploding.But...I have over 3000 posts and you only have 700?
I was using another account which I managed to reach over 2000 posts within this year. I just checked and its only about 2750 total. So not more than you yet.
"you hate gays, believe in god, and dislike my posts, I still think you're cool"-FurryFox
"TarahlovesJBKscawk"-Tarah, "Those (under)pants are just adorable"-Gagsy
At 8/15/12 09:20 AM, JBK wrote: I have more than or almost more than you and you've been on the forum longer and most of it I have made in the past year
I'm confused.
"lol what the fuck that's the best grammar nazi I've ever seen"-Sause, referring to me
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Including this post, I'd be on the slightly chubby side at exactly 2,600 ounces.
I bet all these weights are accurate.
At 8/15/12 10:51 AM, Doctor wrote:At 8/15/12 10:49 AM, SolidToad wrote: Nearly 3000 pounds of MUSCLEYou can't say nearly 3,000 when you're 700 away from it.
And you can't stop sucking dicks.
j/k <3
I glanced at my post count and misread it as 273something, but it was quite the opposite.
i'd be dead but not from too much weight it'd be from to little weight i only have 9 forum posts
At 8/15/12 10:55 AM, NonprominentArca wrote: i'd be dead but not from too much weight it'd be from to little weight i only have 9 forum posts
11 counting these 2
I'm just a dreamer.
How can I be so fat living in these poor immigrant houses.
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At 8/15/12 01:14 PM, Gagsy wrote: I am my own planet.
I was waiting
Tox isn't allowed to come or I'm not going-Suprememessage
Goddamn I'm trying to lose weight, do I have to stop posting now too as well as all the exercise?
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At 8/15/12 01:21 PM, Otto wrote:
Fucking hell Gags, how long before you overtake ZAAL?
Hopefully never. ZAAL deserves his place in NGs non-existing record books as the king of posting.
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At 8/15/12 01:26 PM, CockGobbler wrote:At 8/15/12 01:25 PM, Gagsy wrote:Someone will always take over, that's how the world works. It's your turn, Gagsy.At 8/15/12 01:21 PM, Otto wrote:Fucking hell Gags, how long before you overtake ZAAL?Hopefully never. ZAAL deserves his place in NGs non-existing record books as the king of posting.
Is Zero still active?
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At 8/15/12 09:11 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Okay, so if your post count was your weight, how would you be living life right now? I'd most likely be dead, or stuck in bed eating cheetos while remaining alive under miraculous medicine.
If each post was a gram then I might be close to my post count, that would be like 20kg, forgot whatI am but I don't weight much at all.
MOST LIKELY?
No one can survive being a ton, let alone three.
My power is the only power.
Jesus I must be a fatty you got a formula?
What if actually the more post counts you have, the skinnier you are.
At 8/15/12 04:12 PM, Tarah wrote: What if actually the more post counts you have, the skinnier you are.
then we would end up being skeletons or something/....
1,000 Hectograms? Seems about normal.
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