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Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 09:11:39

Okay, so if your post count was your weight, how would you be living life right now? I'd most likely be dead, or stuck in bed eating cheetos while remaining alive under miraculous medicine.


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 09:17:43

At 8/15/12 09:11 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Okay, so if your post count was your weight, how would you be living life right now? I'd most likely be dead, or stuck in bed eating cheetos while remaining alive under miraculous medicine.

The only way not to be dead is to have under like 900 posts.


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 09:20:10

I have more than or almost more than you and you've been on the forum longer and most of it I have made in the past year. I think I would be dead. Possibly from exploding.


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 09:21:55

At 8/15/12 09:20 AM, JBK wrote: I have more than or almost more than you and you've been on the forum longer and most of it I have made in the past year. I think I would be dead. Possibly from exploding.

But...I have over 3000 posts and you only have 700?


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 09:26:51

Hah.. actually mine is probably accurate. Time to go to the hospital.


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 09:27:48

At 8/15/12 09:21 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote:
At 8/15/12 09:20 AM, JBK wrote: I have more than or almost more than you and you've been on the forum longer and most of it I have made in the past year. I think I would be dead. Possibly from exploding.
But...I have over 3000 posts and you only have 700?

I was using another account which I managed to reach over 2000 posts within this year. I just checked and its only about 2750 total. So not more than you yet.


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 09:28:08

At 8/15/12 09:20 AM, JBK wrote: I have more than or almost more than you and you've been on the forum longer and most of it I have made in the past year

I'm confused.


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 09:30:48

Oh god I am the most obese feline ever.

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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 09:36:53

Then I'd be this guy.


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 09:50:01

I don't even want to think about it.


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 10:18:48

I'd be dead.


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 10:42:41

Including this post, I'd be on the slightly chubby side at exactly 2,600 ounces.

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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 10:47:14

I bet all these weights are accurate.

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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 10:49:50

Nearly 3000 pounds of MUSCLE


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 10:51:16

At 8/15/12 10:49 AM, SolidToad wrote: Nearly 3000 pounds of MUSCLE

You can't say nearly 3,000 when you're 700 away from it.

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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 10:55:07

At 8/15/12 10:51 AM, Doctor wrote:
At 8/15/12 10:49 AM, SolidToad wrote: Nearly 3000 pounds of MUSCLE
You can't say nearly 3,000 when you're 700 away from it.

And you can't stop sucking dicks.

j/k <3

I glanced at my post count and misread it as 273something, but it was quite the opposite.


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 10:55:45

i'd be dead but not from too much weight it'd be from to little weight i only have 9 forum posts

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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 10:57:13

At 8/15/12 10:55 AM, NonprominentArca wrote: i'd be dead but not from too much weight it'd be from to little weight i only have 9 forum posts

11 counting these 2

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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 11:05:34

Somebody get ZeroAsALimit to say something funny in here.

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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 11:17:31

If OP is dead, I died a long time ago.


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 11:21:24

I can haz MORE CHEEZEBURGER?!?!?!


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 11:29:23

How can I be so fat living in these poor immigrant houses.


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 13:06:29

I'm a giant.

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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 13:14:36

I am my own planet.


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 13:18:57

At 8/15/12 01:14 PM, Gagsy wrote: I am my own planet.

I was waiting


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 13:23:10

I get to ride around walmart like this guy.

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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 13:23:44

Goddamn I'm trying to lose weight, do I have to stop posting now too as well as all the exercise?


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 13:25:14

At 8/15/12 01:21 PM, Otto wrote:
Fucking hell Gags, how long before you overtake ZAAL?

Hopefully never. ZAAL deserves his place in NGs non-existing record books as the king of posting.


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 15:55:46

At 8/15/12 01:26 PM, CockGobbler wrote:
At 8/15/12 01:25 PM, Gagsy wrote:
At 8/15/12 01:21 PM, Otto wrote:
Fucking hell Gags, how long before you overtake ZAAL?
Hopefully never. ZAAL deserves his place in NGs non-existing record books as the king of posting.
Someone will always take over, that's how the world works. It's your turn, Gagsy.

Is Zero still active?


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. 2012-08-15 15:57:37

At 8/15/12 09:11 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Okay, so if your post count was your weight, how would you be living life right now? I'd most likely be dead, or stuck in bed eating cheetos while remaining alive under miraculous medicine.

If each post was a gram then I might be close to my post count, that would be like 20kg, forgot whatI am but I don't weight much at all.


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