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What if actually the more post counts you have, the skinnier you are.
I respond to every message!
At 8/15/12 04:12 PM, Tarah wrote: What if actually the more post counts you have, the skinnier you are.
then we would end up being skeletons or something/....
EVERYTHING NEEDS MORE BUTTER
MORE BUTTER DAMMIT
Just imagine the people with posts in the 5 figure range.
Fucking prehistorically fat.
Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.
At 8/15/12 09:17 AM, Thegluestickman wrote:At 8/15/12 09:11 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Okay, so if your post count was your weight, how would you be living life right now? I'd most likely be dead, or stuck in bed eating cheetos while remaining alive under miraculous medicine.The only way not to be dead is to have under like 900 posts.
Well, I'm alive.
"If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it is, infinite."
At 8/15/12 09:17 AM, Thegluestickman wrote:
The only way not to be dead is to have under like 900 posts.
Pretty much. Everyone who has at least 1k posts is dead
At 8/15/12 01:14 PM, Gagsy wrote: I am my own planet.
Oh come on. Even 41,000 tons isn't a planet!
I can't find a unit that would make the weight of anyone's post count I've seen healthy, so we'd all be fucked.