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Response to Your post count = Your weight. Aug. 15th, 2012 @ 03:57 PM

At 8/15/12 09:11 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Okay, so if your post count was your weight, how would you be living life right now? I'd most likely be dead, or stuck in bed eating cheetos while remaining alive under miraculous medicine.

If each post was a gram then I might be close to my post count, that would be like 20kg, forgot whatI am but I don't weight much at all.


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. Aug. 15th, 2012 @ 04:05 PM

MOST LIKELY?

No one can survive being a ton, let alone three.


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. Aug. 15th, 2012 @ 04:06 PM

I'm eleven thousand plus pounds, oh and did I mention I am the hottest creature on Earth?


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. Aug. 15th, 2012 @ 04:09 PM

Jesus I must be a fatty you got a formula?

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Response to Your post count = Your weight. Aug. 15th, 2012 @ 04:12 PM

What if actually the more post counts you have, the skinnier you are.


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. Aug. 15th, 2012 @ 04:14 PM

At 8/15/12 04:12 PM, Tarah wrote: What if actually the more post counts you have, the skinnier you are.

then we would end up being skeletons or something/....

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Response to Your post count = Your weight. Aug. 15th, 2012 @ 04:16 PM

1,000 Hectograms? Seems about normal.


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. Aug. 15th, 2012 @ 04:22 PM

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Response to Your post count = Your weight. Aug. 15th, 2012 @ 04:24 PM

Just imagine the people with posts in the 5 figure range.

Fucking prehistorically fat.


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. Aug. 15th, 2012 @ 04:32 PM

At 8/15/12 04:24 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote: Just imagine the people with posts in the 5 figure range.

Fucking prehistorically fat.

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Response to Your post count = Your weight. Aug. 15th, 2012 @ 04:50 PM

Does this mean that Bees, and many other users, got liposuction?


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. Aug. 15th, 2012 @ 04:53 PM

At 8/15/12 09:17 AM, Thegluestickman wrote:
At 8/15/12 09:11 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Okay, so if your post count was your weight, how would you be living life right now? I'd most likely be dead, or stuck in bed eating cheetos while remaining alive under miraculous medicine.
The only way not to be dead is to have under like 900 posts.

Well, I'm alive.


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. Aug. 15th, 2012 @ 05:50 PM

At 8/15/12 09:17 AM, Thegluestickman wrote:
The only way not to be dead is to have under like 900 posts.

Pretty much. Everyone who has at least 1k posts is dead

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Response to Your post count = Your weight. Aug. 15th, 2012 @ 05:53 PM

I would weigh 2,785 pounds if my post count was my weight.

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Response to Your post count = Your weight. Aug. 15th, 2012 @ 05:58 PM

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Response to Your post count = Your weight. Aug. 15th, 2012 @ 06:00 PM

I think I'd be a skeleton


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Response to Your post count = Your weight. Aug. 15th, 2012 @ 06:29 PM

At 8/15/12 01:14 PM, Gagsy wrote: I am my own planet.

Oh come on. Even 41,000 tons isn't a planet!

I can't find a unit that would make the weight of anyone's post count I've seen healthy, so we'd all be fucked.


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