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People on the Internet are so lame. 2012-06-15 19:11:26 Reply

"Duh!" Yeah, I know, but it truly shocks me. I posted two topics that deal with real life interaction and got called a troll, apparently because it is just impossible to physically hang out with people while on the Internet. I have to assume this is due to most of you people on here lacking a proper social life, which is just sad.


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Response to People on the Internet are so lame. 2012-06-15 19:12:23 Reply

I wish I was as cool as you. I should take up smoking.

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Response to People on the Internet are so lame. 2012-06-15 19:15:14 Reply

I'm an Alpha male

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

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Response to People on the Internet are so lame. 2012-06-15 19:21:47 Reply

Tell me how to live. Maybe one day I can be like you.


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Response to People on the Internet are so lame. 2012-06-15 19:23:47 Reply

yeah i know mang every1 on the web is such dorks

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Response to People on the Internet are so lame. 2012-06-15 19:33:44 Reply

At 6/15/12 07:11 PM, DevinArcane wrote: I have to assume this is due to most of you people on here lacking a proper social life, which is just sad.

Then how about you tell us where you live, tough guy.


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Response to People on the Internet are so lame. 2012-06-15 19:37:03 Reply

At 6/15/12 07:11 PM, DevinArcane wrote: I have to assume this is due to most of you people on here lacking a proper social life, which is just sad.

See there you go beikng an abrasive asshole again and making people think you be trollin'.


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Response to People on the Internet are so lame. 2012-06-15 19:38:57 Reply

so what brings you here mang


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Response to People on the Internet are so lame. 2012-06-15 19:39:06 Reply

At 6/15/12 07:37 PM, SolidToad wrote:
At 6/15/12 07:11 PM, DevinArcane wrote: I have to assume this is due to most of you people on here lacking a proper social life, which is just sad.
See there you go beikng an abrasive asshole again and making people think you be trollin'.

You will never see me insult an individual directly out of hand, though. Making fun of the Internet is part and parcel of Internet culture, haven't you seen the 34 rules? lol.

It's all love, guys. I am you, you are me. We are all the same freak <3


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Response to People on the Internet are so lame. 2012-06-15 19:42:44 Reply

Damn man,, you must be cool as fuck.

Me personally, I sit in my basement and live off fruit rollups and Bug Juice. But you? Nah, you gets mad dome erry night and fucks the hottest chicks in Wisconsin.


Stop fucking looking right here faggot.

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Response to People on the Internet are so lame. 2012-06-15 19:45:29 Reply

At 6/15/12 07:15 PM, saqwert wrote: I copied and pasted this.

http://losnews.info/cum/4chan-copypasta-the-alpha-male/

Yup.

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Response to People on the Internet are so lame. 2012-06-15 19:55:45 Reply

Well, I guess you are pretty cool. Go ahead, whip it out. You deserve a real good blowjob, champ.


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Response to People on the Internet are so lame. 2012-06-15 20:45:24 Reply

At 6/15/12 07:45 PM, DickBuns wrote:
At 6/15/12 07:15 PM, saqwert wrote: I copied and pasted this.
http://losnews.info/cum/4chan-copypasta-the-alpha-male/

Yup.

Thanks professor

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Response to People on the Internet are so lame. 2012-06-15 21:06:19 Reply

i'm the lamest of them all

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Response to People on the Internet are so lame. 2012-06-15 21:10:34 Reply

At 6/15/12 07:39 PM, DevinArcane wrote:
Making fun of the Internet is part and parcel of Internet culture, haven't you seen the 34 rules?

Wow, you must be some sort of expert on the internet and real life. You must be the epitome of all non basement dwellers.


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Response to People on the Internet are so lame. 2012-06-15 21:54:14 Reply

At 6/15/12 08:45 PM, saqwert wrote:
At 6/15/12 07:45 PM, DickBuns wrote:
At 6/15/12 07:15 PM, saqwert wrote: I copied and pasted this.
http://losnews.info/cum/4chan-copypasta-the-alpha-male/

Yup.
Thanks professor

No problem kiddo.

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Response to People on the Internet are so lame. 2012-06-15 21:55:25 Reply

"DickBuns" lol.

<3 my NGers.


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Response to People on the Internet are so lame. 2012-06-15 21:56:58 Reply

At 6/15/12 07:15 PM, saqwert wrote: I'm an Alpha male

You are not an alpha male, you are a loser.


Hey man, hows it goin?

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Response to People on the Internet are so lame. 2012-06-15 22:01:40 Reply

At 6/15/12 09:56 PM, SigmaNoob wrote:
At 6/15/12 07:15 PM, saqwert wrote: I'm an Alpha male
You are not an alpha male, you are a loser.

You posted here too so that makes you a loser... But wait... I responded... OH GOD NOW I'M DOOMED TO LOSERHOOD. D:


PSN: Tysonizer, Best Thread of 2012.

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Response to People on the Internet are so lame. 2012-06-15 22:03:49 Reply

At 6/15/12 09:55 PM, DevinArcane wrote: "DickBuns" lol.

<3 my NGers.

you dont own me you fucking cosmonaut

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Response to People on the Internet are so lame. 2012-06-15 22:08:52 Reply

At 6/15/12 07:39 PM, DevinArcane wrote: Making fun of the Internet is part and parcel of Internet culture, haven't you seen the 34 rules? lol.

34 rules? Please.

You don't know shit about the internet if you think there are only 34 rules.

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Response to People on the Internet are so lame. 2012-06-15 22:09:12 Reply

I am in the process of becoming a winner. Just a few more days, and I am leaving this shit forum.


Hey man, hows it goin?

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Response to People on the Internet are so lame. 2012-06-15 22:10:28 Reply

1. Go on 4chan
2. Go on /tg/
3. Never be lame again