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Shaving your ass.

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Shaving your ass. 2012-06-13 13:26:45


Has anyone ever thought of shaving the hair around your ass crack? I always contemplate how one would do it, but I'd never try because chicks and dudes alike love my hairy crack (not to mention my smooth cheeks).


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Response to Shaving your ass. 2012-06-13 13:29:30


At 6/13/12 01:26 PM, KillerSkull wrote: Has anyone ever thought of shaving the hair around your ass crack? I always contemplate how one would do it, but I'd never try because chicks and dudes alike love my hairy crack (not to mention my smooth cheeks).

doesn't it bother them because they don't know where exactly to put their dick/dildo?


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Response to Shaving your ass. 2012-06-13 14:03:25


I wanna get that new "No No" thing and use it on my ass.


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Response to Shaving your ass. 2012-06-13 14:04:51


At 6/13/12 02:03 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I wanna get that new "No No" thing and use it on my ass.

That's the stupidest name for a product I've ever heard.


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Response to Shaving your ass. 2012-06-13 14:06:31


At 6/13/12 02:04 PM, II2none wrote:
At 6/13/12 02:03 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I wanna get that new "No No" thing and use it on my ass.
That's the stupidest name for a product I've ever heard.

true, but it looks like it would be useful for body hair. after using it a few times, it comes back thinner, and eventually it actually starts to take a long time to come back. goodbye taint hair!


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Response to Shaving your ass. 2012-06-13 14:11:12


At 6/13/12 01:26 PM, KillerSkull wrote: Has anyone ever thought of shaving the hair around your ass crack?

Never really thought about it. Shaving my face is annoying enough.


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Response to Shaving your ass. 2012-06-13 15:32:53


At 6/13/12 02:22 PM, saqwert wrote: I shave my ass every month. The first time was hard because the hair was long as hell, I carved the shit outta myself. I made a thread about it. It's easier now though

Damn, that sounds so painful and disgusting at the same time.


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Response to Shaving your ass. 2012-06-13 15:39:35


At 6/13/12 01:29 PM, tonypar16 wrote:
doesn't it bother them because they don't know where exactly to put their dick/dildo?

No, because I'm so sexy.


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Response to Shaving your ass. 2012-06-13 15:39:37


I wax everything from ze neck down.

Everything

Response to Shaving your ass. 2012-06-13 16:04:38


I have a case of Lumberjack's ass syndrome, so I have to. Ever have a nice log caught by a web of brown spindle?


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Response to Shaving your ass. 2012-06-13 16:14:36


1) Run a bath. Add soap to water.
2) Sit in said bath with a razor (preferably something like a Gillette Fusion razor, but obviously not one you're gonna shave your face with).
3) Lift legs up and out.
4) Slowly and gently shave around your asshole.
5) Clean up rest of area (optional, but trust me, you probably should since you just shaved your own anus).
6) Enjoy the freedom from dingleberries and potential rim-jobs.


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Response to Shaving your ass. 2012-06-13 16:23:45


Dont shave


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Response to Shaving your ass. 2012-06-13 16:26:43


oh dude.. don't shave your ass..if you do it'll grow back thicker.

if you wanna get rid of hair, be a man and wax that shit

Response to Shaving your ass. 2012-06-13 18:23:58


Never shave, or if you want to remove some really long hairs on your ass, singe them.


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Response to Shaving your ass. 2012-06-13 19:48:14


At 6/13/12 05:13 PM, Cootie wrote: I shave my ass every now and then whenever I shave my pubes. I ain't the biggest fan of being all hairy. I don't understand how some people cut themselves while doing this stuff.

I like my leg and pit hair, as well as my pubes and happy trail, but I'm not a fan of chest hair.


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Response to Shaving your ass. 2012-06-13 20:11:27


At 6/13/12 07:49 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: thanks for bumping your own thread on shaving ass hairs after an hour, newgrounds needs this for people to reflect on as the true pinnacle of threads here in the general forum

Says the one who bumps the thread...no that's not hypocritical at all now is it? Oh, and you're welcome by the way.


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Response to Shaving your ass. 2012-06-13 20:44:05


I use to shave my ass every month 6 months ago for my boyfriend.

Response to Shaving your ass. 2012-06-13 21:42:42


Almost all big time gay porn stars don't have a hairy ass.

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Response to Shaving your ass. 2012-06-13 21:54:19


At 6/13/12 09:42 PM, Sekren17 wrote: Almost all big time gay porn stars don't have a hairy ass.
the more you know

Lots of straight porn stars manscape as well. your point?


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Response to Shaving your ass. 2012-06-13 22:09:09


At 6/13/12 01:26 PM, KillerSkull wrote: Has anyone ever thought of shaving the hair around your ass crack?

No because it grows back longer.


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Response to Shaving your ass. 2012-06-13 22:14:05


At 6/13/12 10:09 PM, dlxrevolution wrote:
At 6/13/12 01:26 PM, KillerSkull wrote: Has anyone ever thought of shaving the hair around your ass crack?
No because it grows back longer.

Even if you just trim it?


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Response to Shaving your ass. 2012-06-13 22:23:59



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Response to Shaving your ass. 2012-06-13 22:28:53


At 6/13/12 10:14 PM, KillerSkull wrote: Even if you just trim it?

Yes.

Though you can continue to keep it shaved, that would be a job you would have to stay committed to. I , personally, would be too lazy to constantly keep shaving my ass because shaving my face is stressful enough. The hair that is already there isn't too bothersome for me to deal with, and I wouldn't want to make things worse.

Ultimately, it's your choice. But if you don't want to deal with another choir, and don't want to go through the horror of waxing, I'd advise against doing so.


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Response to Shaving your ass. 2012-06-13 22:46:20


It seems dangerous and painful...

My cheeks are pretty smooth but all the hair is in the crack, which doesn't seem too safe.

Response to Shaving your ass. 2012-06-13 23:48:11


I've thought about it, since my ass hair is so fucking thick'

I'd never go through with it, cause it'd require work

Response to Shaving your ass. 2012-06-13 23:55:52


It really seems like it would be a pain in the ass, but I find dingleberries to be the grossest thing on the fucking planet so I try and keep it trimmed.

Response to Shaving your ass. 2013-01-02 01:02:48


Yup, I shave my ass every week while showering and have since I was 16. I shave my chest, groin, face, and ass.

Response to Shaving your ass. 2013-01-02 02:14:07


One day you might have to. Its a matter of shitting comfortably, also tangled ass hairs suck.

Response to Shaving your ass. 2013-01-02 05:53:35


I bet it would itch like a mothefucker when it grows back in. LMAO

Response to Shaving your ass. 2013-01-02 06:11:34


At 1/2/13 05:55 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/2/13 05:53 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote: I bet it would itch like a mothefucker when it grows back in. LMAO
After I get waxes, I have to use up like 20 dollars worth of neosporin lotion to stop the itching and burning.

And if you poop wouldn't that get infected?