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Response to Shaving your ass. Jun. 13th, 2012 @ 11:55 PM Reply

It really seems like it would be a pain in the ass, but I find dingleberries to be the grossest thing on the fucking planet so I try and keep it trimmed.

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Response to Shaving your ass. Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 01:02 AM Reply

Yup, I shave my ass every week while showering and have since I was 16. I shave my chest, groin, face, and ass.

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Response to Shaving your ass. Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 02:14 AM Reply

One day you might have to. Its a matter of shitting comfortably, also tangled ass hairs suck.


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Response to Shaving your ass. Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 02:15 AM Reply

I wax any time I see/ feel even the tiniest hair

Hurts like hell but leaves me hairless


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Response to Shaving your ass. Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:53 AM Reply

I bet it would itch like a mothefucker when it grows back in. LMAO

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Response to Shaving your ass. Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:55 AM Reply

At 1/2/13 05:53 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote: I bet it would itch like a mothefucker when it grows back in. LMAO

After I get waxes, I have to use up like 20 dollars worth of neosporin lotion to stop the itching and burning.


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Response to Shaving your ass. Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 06:11 AM Reply

At 1/2/13 05:55 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/2/13 05:53 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote: I bet it would itch like a mothefucker when it grows back in. LMAO
After I get waxes, I have to use up like 20 dollars worth of neosporin lotion to stop the itching and burning.

And if you poop wouldn't that get infected?

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Response to Shaving your ass. Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 06:13 AM Reply

At 1/2/13 06:11 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote: And if you poop wouldn't that get infected?

I've learned that if needed, I can hold my solid waste in for up to 8 days without permanent damage, and that's more than enough time for the skin to settle.


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Response to Shaving your ass. Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 07:11 AM Reply

At 6/13/12 02:22 PM, saqwert wrote: I shave my ass every month. The first time was hard because the hair was long as hell, I carved the shit outta myself. I made a thread about it. It's easier now though

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Response to Shaving your ass. Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 10:38 AM Reply

I've never done it before. How would one even go about doing this? Also, why would you want ass-stubble?


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Response to Shaving your ass. Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 12:25 PM Reply

I've never shaved my ass before, but I don't really have much hair on my ass anyway so I don't see the point. If I had a bush of ass hair I'd probably shave it because that would most likely bother me.


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Response to Shaving your ass. Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 12:53 PM Reply

Unlike most species belonging to a family of chimpanzees, I do not grow hairs out of my anus.


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Response to Shaving your ass. Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 12:57 PM Reply

I usually hold a candle near my rectum so when I pass gas it ignites and obliterates any hair down there.


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Response to Shaving your ass. Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 01:08 PM Reply

sureeeeeeeeeee...


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Response to Shaving your ass. Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 01:11 PM Reply

At 1/2/13 07:11 AM, JulesGatz wrote:
At 6/13/12 02:22 PM, saqwert wrote: I shave my ass every month. The first time was hard because the hair was long as hell, I carved the shit outta myself. I made a thread about it. It's easier now though
link to thread

I can't find the thread, but there was blood everywhere

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Response to Shaving your ass. Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 03:41 PM Reply

At 1/2/13 01:11 PM, saqwert wrote:
At 1/2/13 07:11 AM, JulesGatz wrote:
At 6/13/12 02:22 PM, saqwert wrote: I shave my ass every month. The first time was hard because the hair was long as hell, I carved the shit outta myself. I made a thread about it. It's easier now though
link to thread
I can't find the thread, but there was blood everywhere

I found a related cartoon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GkHiU9bMW0


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Response to Shaving your ass. Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 03:44 PM Reply

At 6/13/12 10:46 PM, T3XT wrote: It seems dangerous and painful...

My cheeks are pretty smooth but all the hair is in the crack, which doesn't seem too safe.

It's actually pretty easy. I don't know about the balls part, but doing your crack to asshole is easier than most would think. You might need to trim it first.. which is gross if you let it get that long in the first place.


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Response to Shaving your ass. Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 04:25 PM Reply

Why is this even a topic. There are generally two types of people.

Those who do shave all of their ass (among other parts) and those who don't.

That's it. I doubt very many have thought out doing this unless they needed to becuase their hair is getting out of control.


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Response to Shaving your ass. Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 08:05 PM Reply

At 6/13/12 03:39 PM, Mumbo wrote: I wax everything from ze neck down.

Everything

Ve appliez ze duct tape, then ve zerry carefully RIP OUT THEE SOULZ!


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Response to Shaving your ass. Jan. 2nd, 2013 @ 08:11 PM Reply

At 6/13/12 11:55 PM, Sandman99999 wrote: It really seems like it would be a pain in the ass

I see what you did there.

Shaving your ass.


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Response to Shaving your ass. Jan. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:13 AM Reply

At 1/2/13 03:41 PM, DarkMatter wrote:
At 1/2/13 01:11 PM, saqwert wrote:
At 1/2/13 07:11 AM, JulesGatz wrote:
At 6/13/12 02:22 PM, saqwert wrote: I shave my ass every month. The first time was hard because the hair was long as hell, I carved the shit outta myself. I made a thread about it. It's easier now though
link to thread
I can't find the thread, but there was blood everywhere
I found a related cartoon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GkHiU9bMW0

Yo but yo, I found it
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1251713

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Response to Shaving your ass. Jan. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:23 AM Reply

Use a 3-blade razor and always shave your ass in the shower and wash if afterwards, keep an extra cloth or loofa just for ass flossing. Also take your shit BEFORE you shave your ass, easiest way to infect your follicles.

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Response to Shaving your ass. Jan. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:32 AM Reply

As it turns out waxing is virtually painless and not as bad as anyone thinks. Who knew. Just dont get the wax on anything, its fucking impossible to take off.


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Response to Shaving your ass. Jan. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:33 AM Reply

At 1/3/13 12:32 AM, sweet21 wrote: As it turns out waxing is virtually painless and not as bad as anyone thinks. Who knew. Just dont get the wax on anything, its fucking impossible to take off.

Waxing without the wax touching you must be pretty hard


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Response to Shaving your ass. Jan. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:39 AM Reply

At 1/3/13 12:33 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/3/13 12:32 AM, sweet21 wrote: As it turns out waxing is virtually painless and not as bad as anyone thinks. Who knew. Just dont get the wax on anything, its fucking impossible to take off.
Waxing without the wax touching you must be pretty hard

Wax comes with some sort of agent and the wax only comes off with that agent. I thought 'challenge accepted' and got a little bit on my fingers. I tried with soap and rubbed my hands trying to get it off but the damn thing cant get off. All wax from my understanding comes with the wax remover.


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Response to Shaving your ass. Jan. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:41 AM Reply

At 1/3/13 12:39 AM, sweet21 wrote: Wax comes with some sort of agent and the wax only comes off with that agent. I thought 'challenge accepted' and got a little bit on my fingers. I tried with soap and rubbed my hands trying to get it off but the damn thing cant get off. All wax from my understanding comes with the wax remover.

Yeah, I know, I was poking at the fact that it sounded like you were able to make it float over your skin or something


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