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Why Do Men Have Nipples?

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Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 18:36:24


Honestly. It's not like we breastfeed or anything.

No, I'm not implying everybody on the internet is a male.

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Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 18:38:51


"The best explanation I've been able to find (and frankly it doesn't explain very much) is that nipples aren't a sex-linked characteristic. In other words, nipples are just one of those sexually neutral pieces of equipment, like arms or brains, that humans get regardless of sex."

Also nipples are good.

Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 18:42:09


Here comes somebody saying that we likely have them because in the early days of man both men and women would breastfeed, then ramble about how it can be used as an argument for evolution with no real religious explanation.

oh wait that somebody is me

Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 18:43:57


Useless as nipples on a chest plate.

Guess same as having an appendix, just lost their use over evolution.

Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 18:44:38


Because we're animals.

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Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 18:45:22


At 5/24/12 06:40 PM, Skaren wrote: Badges of war.

Exactly.


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Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 18:46:49


My guess is it's genetic simplicity. Much easier to work with a template.


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Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 18:53:33


At 5/24/12 06:42 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: because in the early days of man both men and women would breastfeed

LOLNO

From conception until sexual differentiation, all mammalian fetuses within the same species look the same, regardless of sex. In humans, this lasts for around 6 weeks; after which genetically-male fetuses begin producing male hormones such as testosterone.

It's because people don't sexually differentiate until after six weeks of development. There's your answer.


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Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 18:56:15


I'm pretty sure the nipple genes are there before your sex is even determined.
But you know, you could just use google.

Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 18:59:55


At 5/24/12 06:53 PM, MushookieMan wrote:

It's because people don't sexually differentiate until after six weeks of development. There's your answer.

Because you can grow a penis during fetal development but it's ridiculous to say the gender that doesn't use them may lose them in some stage of development after a couple thousand more years of evolution.

Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 19:01:51


Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 19:09:11


Men have nipples because they have it just in case they don't go straight.

just joking. Well practically in a world of mammals NIPPLES IS A MUST. Do you see nipples on crabs and fish? Or in snakes and spiders? If you do, call me. I want to diagnose them.


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Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 19:10:12


At 5/24/12 07:09 PM, Lugen wrote: Men have nipples because they have it just in case they don't go straight.

I don't quite understand.

Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 19:12:03


At 5/24/12 07:10 PM, Xergozy wrote:
At 5/24/12 07:09 PM, Lugen wrote: Men have nipples because they have it just in case they don't go straight.
I don't quite understand.

If they decide to go trans they wouldn't need nipples installed.

Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 19:16:03


In regards to nipples, this may sound strange.

For some reason, my left nipple is more sensitive than my right. I mean it itches easily and one touch from chest hair, it's one heck of a sensation.

Just hope it wasn't Paget's disease or cancer.


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Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 19:18:41


Because everyone was a female before they were born.


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Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 19:19:04


At 5/24/12 07:12 PM, o0-0o wrote: If they decide to go trans they wouldn't need nipples installed.

But he said gay, not trans.

Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 19:21:48


At 5/24/12 07:19 PM, Xergozy wrote: But he said gay, not trans.

Actually no he didn't, I just imagined it.

Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 19:23:53


many things that are rendered useless in evolution are not eliminated, for example the apendix or the red thing between the eyes and the nose, those are the remains of a 3rd acuatic eyelid

as for nipples, men can actually brestfeed, but culturally they dont because women have the rol of taking care of the children

that happens with many things, in many ways men start as women and then develop further, in fact, the clitoris is an undevoloped penis D:


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Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 19:29:45


At 5/24/12 07:23 PM, kakalxlax wrote: the clitoris is an undevoloped penis D:

:O Shhh. Some little kids are reading. They might get infected by a disease that can topple the world between a man and a woman. Barrack Obama already lifted the seal of this infection.


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Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 19:35:34


At 5/24/12 07:29 PM, Lugen wrote:
At 5/24/12 07:23 PM, kakalxlax wrote: the clitoris is an undevoloped penis D:
O Shhh. Some little kids are reading. They might get infected by a disease that can topple the world between a man and a woman. Barrack Obama already lifted the seal of this infection.

it would be stupid to say that men and women are the same, what is really "offensive" is to think that those being different is something wrong, or trying to deny it, men and women are different and statistically have different capabilities, thats not something "bad", they complement each other


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Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 19:37:05


At 5/24/12 06:56 PM, Squidbit wrote: I'm pretty sure the nipple genes are there before your sex is even determined.

I suppose. It just seems a bit silly.

But you know, you could just use google.

I couldn't find as many logical answers on Google. Everybody knows everyone on Newgrounds know everything, and what they don't know they make up to sound smart.


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Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 19:47:58


At 5/24/12 07:39 PM, Sensationalism wrote: This. Check out that dark line through the midde of your ballsack. Used to be ladyparts.

Good thing they didn't win.

Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 20:28:32


At 5/24/12 06:44 PM, jjjkuk wrote: Because we're animals.

/thread

No were not.

The fact that you, and I are having this conversation proves it.


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Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 20:32:37


"The biological definition of the word (animal) refers to all members of the kingdom Animalia, encompassing creatures as diverse as sponges, jellyfish, insects and humans."

Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 20:37:02


No one really knows, but it's obviously a sexually neutral trait, even some male animals species like rats have nipples.


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Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 20:45:56


Why aren't there any pictures of nipples in here

not man boobs

Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 21:56:41


I do believe they have something to do with development at birth, like how a females clitoris is just a baby penis that has the potential to develop into a full grown one during the stages of development. They could have been boobs, but they chose not to if they fetus turns male

Nipples are just secondary for males after they past a certain 'growth stage', but they still tickle when we touch them because hormones/nerves, but more so in females


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Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 21:58:30


At 5/24/12 08:45 PM, Xergozy wrote: Why aren't there any pictures of nipples in here
not man boobs

Because some of us are better then that.


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Response to Why Do Men Have Nipples? 2012-05-24 22:01:04


At 5/24/12 08:33 PM, Sensationalism wrote:
At 5/24/12 07:29 PM, Lugen wrote:
At 5/24/12 07:23 PM, kakalxlax wrote: the clitoris is an undevoloped penis D:
That kinda makes me feel bad that penises aren't nearly as sensitive.

The mushroom tip is the most sensitive part of the penis


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