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I'm drunk

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I'm drunk 2012-04-26 01:24:46


Came home drunk as hell, my mom was waiting for me (I'm home from college). She doesn't know I drink, so I act casual and pull it off like shiiiitttt. I grab some Chinese food and sit down next to her and eat it, all the while thinking if I reek of alcohol or not. She doesn't say anything.

BTW you guys don't know how many typos I had. I'm very good at going back and fixing them. Also, being drunk is fun. Do it often guys if you're 21+


HEY MY NAME IS FRAGMENT, AND I GO TO THE POTTY ALLL BY MYSEEEELFFF

Don't talk back.<3

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Response to I'm drunk 2012-04-26 01:27:04


Good for you my friend


Hi

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Response to I'm drunk 2012-04-26 01:27:43


At 4/26/12 01:27 AM, beardkiller wrote: Good for you my friend

You're on here all the time what the fuck?


HEY MY NAME IS FRAGMENT, AND I GO TO THE POTTY ALLL BY MYSEEEELFFF

Don't talk back.<3

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Response to I'm drunk 2012-04-26 01:29:02


At 4/26/12 01:24 AM, Fragment wrote: Came home drunk as hell. She doesn't know I drink, all the while thinking if I reek of alcohol or not. She doesn't say anything.

I'm very good at going back and fixing them. Also, being drunk is fun. Do it often guys if you're 21+

Drinking alcohol sucks. I prefer Morphine, it's a much better high.

Response to I'm drunk 2012-04-26 01:29:49


You're so cool.


"Soup actually isn't a spam crew ... Except for Narcissy, that guy sucks." - ih8dude

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Response to I'm drunk 2012-04-26 01:30:04


At 4/26/12 01:27 AM, Fragment wrote:
At 4/26/12 01:27 AM, beardkiller wrote: Good for you my friend
You're on here all the time what the fuck?

i had a day off from school and it was raining so what?


Hi

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Response to I'm drunk 2012-04-26 01:33:00


At 4/26/12 01:30 AM, beardkiller wrote:
At 4/26/12 01:27 AM, Fragment wrote:
At 4/26/12 01:27 AM, beardkiller wrote: Good for you my friend
You're on here all the time what the fuck?
i had a day off from school and it was raining so what?

Yeah I know I did the same back in the day. 2005-2006 I averaged like 19 posts a day (back when they averaged out your posts). NG was tight. It feels good to be back sorry bro not judging you enjoy it.

Who here knows their shit about beers? I had some mad tasty ones today but I forgot their name. Dark brew, lots of hops and tasty, smelled good.


HEY MY NAME IS FRAGMENT, AND I GO TO THE POTTY ALLL BY MYSEEEELFFF

Don't talk back.<3

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Response to I'm drunk 2012-04-26 01:33:28


At 4/26/12 01:30 AM, Shade wrote:
At 4/26/12 01:27 AM, Fragment wrote:
At 4/26/12 01:27 AM, beardkiller wrote: Good for you my friend
You're on here all the time what the fuck?
My friend, please return when you're sober.

My friend, my friend is right. You best listen to him.

Response to I'm drunk 2012-04-26 01:33:44


TUI is going to become mainstream soon just watch.


QOTW:

"I hate you because you never pass up and opportunity to mention that you are a "female"-Wreckr

How to review like your opinion matters

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Response to I'm drunk 2012-04-26 01:34:26


At 4/26/12 01:24 AM, Fragment wrote: Do it often guys if you're 21+

Yeah, because everyone follows the drinking laws. And the legal drinking age is totally 21 in every country.


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Response to I'm drunk 2012-04-26 01:38:31


Lately me and my pals have been picking up 30 packs of pabst blue ribbon beer its pretty tasty and I am able to chug about 6 per hour. Being drunk is fun man, but you gotta know your limits because hugging the toilet all night is not that entertaining.


Find me on gears pussies. Credit goes to Shaun for the dope sig.

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Response to I'm drunk 2012-04-26 01:42:02


At 4/26/12 01:38 AM, gearsofwhore wrote: Lately me and my pals have been picking up 30 packs of pabst blue ribbon beer its pretty tasty and I am able to chug about 6 per hour. Being drunk is fun man, but you gotta know your limits because hugging the toilet all night is not that entertaining.

Me and my pals each bought a 6 to 12 pack of new stuff we hadn't tried before and we all shared, so it was a lotta fun. Never puked but worst night I've had was back in high school where I drank and smoked enough weed to pass out. Woke up the next morning with a nasty hangover but besides that I was ok. I do alright but I get really open and outgoing when I'm drunk. Do really good with girls :D


HEY MY NAME IS FRAGMENT, AND I GO TO THE POTTY ALLL BY MYSEEEELFFF

Don't talk back.<3

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Response to I'm drunk 2012-04-26 01:51:53


Xingu is a bad ass brazillian black beer, but it's really sweet and thick, almost chocolatey tasting. If you're a beer queer, you gotta try it.

Also, Gennessee Cream Ale for best price/taste ratio


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to I'm drunk 2012-04-26 10:12:23


being drunk depending on the kind of person you are, being drunk is bad


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Response to I'm drunk 2012-04-26 10:19:11


Can u tech me how 2 b cool? Shud i bye some alcohol get drnk and post on bbS?


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Response to I'm drunk 2012-04-26 10:24:14


If she didn't say a word, then she knew.


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Response to I'm drunk 2012-04-26 10:28:41


At 4/26/12 10:24 AM, Steff wrote: If she didn't say a word, then she knew.

she my have been to ashamed to talk about it, or not want to test you in case you were a mean drunk... is she knew and did not say anything then you were hurting her


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Response to I'm drunk 2012-04-26 15:12:50


I made thread like this once. Worst thing I've probably done here.


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to I'm drunk 2012-04-26 15:58:10


At 4/26/12 01:29 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Drinking alcohol sucks. I prefer Morphine, it's a much better high.

yes except it's hard to shoot up morphine with your friends and go out and have fun. alcohol is a social drug and keeps people relatively functional in lower doses. there's more to drugs than just getting fucked up.