Came home drunk as hell, my mom was waiting for me (I'm home from college). She doesn't know I drink, so I act casual and pull it off like shiiiitttt. I grab some Chinese food and sit down next to her and eat it, all the while thinking if I reek of alcohol or not. She doesn't say anything.
BTW you guys don't know how many typos I had. I'm very good at going back and fixing them. Also, being drunk is fun. Do it often guys if you're 21+
HEY MY NAME IS FRAGMENT, AND I GO TO THE POTTY ALLL BY MYSEEEELFFF
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