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Texts from my dog. 2012-04-06 13:43:08 Reply

I haven't had so much enjoyment in a while.


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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-04-06 13:47:58 Reply

At first I hated it, but then kept reading and some are actually pretty good.


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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-04-06 13:54:15 Reply

Thanks for sharing this. This is funny as hell.


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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-04-06 13:57:03 Reply

Oh my god brilliant!

Texts from my dog.


original I am.

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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-04-06 14:03:25 Reply

I liked it.It was funny.Thank you.


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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-04-06 14:38:24 Reply

This guy is pretty funny too

Texts From Bennnett


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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-04-06 14:43:14 Reply

At 4/6/12 02:38 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: This guy is pretty funny too

Texts From Bennnett

That's just sad..


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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-04-06 14:56:36 Reply

Literally laughed out loud on all of them. Genius.

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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-04-06 15:01:50 Reply

Oh that is hilarious.


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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-04-06 15:09:10 Reply

I stole your awesome link and shared it on facebook as my own.

Muahahaha


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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-04-06 16:14:25 Reply

The funniest part was when the dog mentioned the socks and stuff being in a hurricane, when it turns out he was actually watching the washing machine. I think there might have been a joke in an episode of "The Beverly Hillbillies" about that. I was wondering if the dog was going to mention something about how cats were more popular on the Internet. I actually didn't even know that was Tumblr! I'd see that stuff before, but didn't know it came from Tumblr. I guess I'm more out of touch with the Internet than I thought.


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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-04-06 16:26:26 Reply

At 4/6/12 03:09 PM, Timmy wrote: I stole your awesome link and shared it on facebook as my own.

Muahahaha

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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-04-06 16:54:57 Reply

At 4/6/12 03:09 PM, Timmy wrote: I stole your awesome link and shared it on facebook as my own.

Muahahaha

It's cool, because I stole it off of Reddit, and shared it here and Facebook.


illicit makes a damn good signature.

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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-04-06 17:45:57 Reply

A lot of these jokes (and the idea in the first place) are stolen from Louis vs. Rick which is about a guy who talks to his cat over the internet while at work. Every post is actually more like a story (rather than just the joke, like the Dog one) and there more cleverly done.


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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-04-06 17:55:40 Reply

That truly was hilarious. Thank you for sharing.

You know what? That was so funny you get an...

Texts from my dog.


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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-04-06 18:34:36 Reply

At 4/6/12 05:55 PM, brokenrecord6299 wrote: That truly was hilarious. Thank you for sharing.

You know what? That was so funny you get an...

Something you will never get because you are in kindergarden


original I am.

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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-04-06 18:38:57 Reply

At 4/6/12 01:43 PM, iMini wrote: I haven't had so much enjoyment in a while.

I liked the last one.


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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-04-06 18:48:35 Reply

I was only disappointed in the fact that there weren't more of them and it only took me 5 minutes to read them all.

Good find tho, really funny.


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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-04-06 18:51:35 Reply

These are pretty funny great find OP!

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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-04-07 13:27:00 Reply

At 4/6/12 06:48 PM, VJF wrote: I was only disappointed in the fact that there weren't more of them and it only took me 5 minutes to read them all.

Good find tho, really funny.

It's updated ALL the time.


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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-04-07 13:35:25 Reply

Some were funny.


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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-04-07 15:19:58 Reply

I actually left my computer on one day and it was in yahoo mail one day and i was in my secondary e-mail. my dog figured out a way to type something and send it to my primary e-mail. I had most of it set up to test my contact list.
when i came home he was stepping on the keyboard and sent me an e-mail.
this is what he sent...
"ldhsfjkrlfhrjgnrjekghsjfkgnldvuinerjmgkvnldlignrjkslgnsjks;
lejitgortenmg;fgnfskgnlvmflgntliglm,.dczn.gjk;fjiowe;qmklaKL RG;nkl;ngkr;negkel;angior;nk;NIKRO;NEKNGJK;SNIGROG;NITNnigrn fgkf;inerngkerl;sgrne;gnmfl;msrio"
When I First saw it i was like WTF? and i was a little mad that i had to get a new keyboard because he started to gnaw on a corner , but at the same time I laughed because he is a really smart dog. This was just something I wanted to share.

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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-04-08 23:30:15 Reply

I strongly believe this forum must stay alive.


Don't be scared of me!

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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-04-08 23:35:56 Reply

Thanks for sharing, I love these.

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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-04-08 23:51:14 Reply

I truly thought these were going be sub-par but these are truly hilarious.

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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-04-10 19:52:41 Reply

keepin' it alive!


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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-04-10 19:54:48 Reply

At 4/10/12 07:52 PM, envyitall wrote: keepin' it alive!

Thank you so much for keeping this thread alive!


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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-05-06 00:01:48 Reply

It took me half an hour to dig this back up, but it was worth it.


Timmy is awesome and he is cool and if you don't think he is cool I WILL KICK YOUR ASS.

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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-05-06 00:05:53 Reply

At 4/7/12 01:35 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote: Some were funny.

Others made me laugh to the point I can't breathe.


PSN: Tysonizer, Best Thread of 2012.

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Response to Texts from my dog. 2012-05-06 00:15:16 Reply

At 5/6/12 12:01 AM, WorshipTimmyTheMod wrote: It took me half an hour to dig this back up, but it was worth it.

Aww man, I totally forgot about this! Thanks for bringing it back!


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