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Duck Face

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Duck Face 2012-03-04 19:28:28


How can there not be a thread about this yet? I just searched.

Who finds this attractive? Not a rhetorical question, I want to know. I've never met anyone that likes it.

Pic related. It's me.

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Response to Duck Face 2012-03-04 19:32:26


At 1 minute ago, Dew wrote: Duck face man come thats like so hot or something or other like coem on

Yeah, so people think. haha. I'm pretty, face it.

Response to Duck Face 2012-03-04 19:34:09


Shit, you little pussy ass cats just aint never seen a female do that shit right.

Duck Face

Response to Duck Face 2012-03-04 19:42:15


At 7 minutes ago, P0sitivity wrote: Shit, you little pussy ass cats just aint never seen a female do that shit right.

nice body, but the face she's making is still a turn off.


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Response to Duck Face 2012-03-04 19:53:04


At 10 minutes ago, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 7 minutes ago, P0sitivity wrote: Shit, you little pussy ass cats just aint never seen a female do that shit right.
nice body, but the face she's making is still a turn off.

IS THIS OHKAY ?

Duck Face

Response to Duck Face 2012-03-04 19:55:43


I think tankgirl is making a duckface on the left over there...
But yeah that's so fucking retarded looking. I want to kick any girl who does it.

Response to Duck Face 2012-03-04 19:58:14


That actually made me laugh.


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Response to Duck Face 2012-03-04 19:59:55


At 30 minutes ago, vannila-guerilla wrote: Pic related. It's me.

Hold up. Whatsup with your bracelets matching your belt. And why the fuck is your shirt tucked in homie?

Response to Duck Face 2012-03-04 20:08:56


At 7 minutes ago, P0sitivity wrote:
At 30 minutes ago, vannila-guerilla wrote: Pic related. It's me.
Hold up. Whatsup with your bracelets matching your belt. And why the fuck is your shirt tucked in homie?

It's called heavy metal. Like it or leave it.

And before anyone else gives me crap, "Louder than Love" was a heavy metal CD and Soundgarden was borderline metal in the 80s.

Response to Duck Face 2012-03-04 20:14:14


At 4 minutes ago, vannila-guerilla wrote:
At 7 minutes ago, P0sitivity wrote:
At 30 minutes ago, vannila-guerilla wrote: Pic related. It's me.
Hold up. Whatsup with your bracelets matching your belt. And why the fuck is your shirt tucked in homie?
It's called heavy metal. Like it or leave it.

Sorry, it kinda looked like you shopped at HotTopic for a second.

Response to Duck Face 2012-03-04 21:55:45


At 1 hour ago, P0sitivity wrote:
At 4 minutes ago, vannila-guerilla wrote:
At 7 minutes ago, P0sitivity wrote:
At 30 minutes ago, vannila-guerilla wrote: Pic related. It's me.
Hold up. Whatsup with your bracelets matching your belt. And why the fuck is your shirt tucked in homie?

whats up with you noticing


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Response to Duck Face 2012-03-04 22:02:36


At 6 minutes ago, 919CDS wrote: whats up with you noticing

Had to joan the badass with the emo jewelry, sorry.

Response to Duck Face 2012-03-04 22:03:41


I do it all the time.
Lol, oh and theres a song for it.
here you go.
although, the guy is over exaggerating.

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Response to Duck Face 2012-03-04 22:05:06


When a woman has a low I.Q, she'll instinctively do the duck face to, unbeknownst to her, drive off potential mates. This is a subconscious and instinctive reaction that females who are unlikely to produce strong and intelligent children do as a means of helping to control the population when it gets high.

Nah I just made all that up, bitches just be crazy

Response to Duck Face 2012-03-04 22:08:12


At 2 minutes ago, DirtyMeatball wrote: When a woman has a low I.Q, she'll instinctively do the duck face to, unbeknownst to her, drive off potential mates. This is a subconscious and instinctive reaction that females who are unlikely to produce strong and intelligent children do as a means of helping to control the population when it gets high.

Thanks, now I feel obnoxiously retarded.


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Response to Duck Face 2012-03-04 22:11:20


At 6 minutes ago, DirtyMeatball wrote: When a woman has a low I.Q, she'll instinctively do the duck face to, unbeknownst to her, drive off potential mates. This is a subconscious and instinctive reaction that females who are unlikely to produce strong and intelligent children do as a means of helping to control the population when it gets high.

lmao I love it

Response to Duck Face 2012-03-04 22:17:00


Yeah but you probably won't be taking duckface pictures for awhile.

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Response to Duck Face 2012-03-04 22:18:32


At 26 seconds ago, DirtyMeatball wrote: Yeah but you probably won't be taking duckface pictures for awhile.

Improving the world, one step at a time.

And it seems I forgot to quote Blazejsg. I feel silly.

Response to Duck Face 2012-03-04 22:24:45


At 19 minutes ago, Blazejsg wrote: I do it all the time.
Lol, oh and theres a song for it.
here you go.
although, the guy is over exaggerating.

No, He isn't exaggerating, he's right. It looks like shit. Don't do it. It's not sexy, it is ugly as phuq.

Response to Duck Face 2012-03-04 22:26:05


At 22 minutes ago, Blazejsg wrote: I do it all the time.

it can look good, just not on you

Response to Duck Face 2012-03-04 22:47:12


At 11 minutes ago, Xyphon202 wrote:
At 26 minutes ago, Blazejsg wrote: I do it all the time.
Lol, oh and theres a song for it.
here you go.
although, the guy is over exaggerating.
Why? Seriously, why? It looks fucking stupid. Women are told time and time again that it looks stupid and is unattractive, so why do you still do it?

It makes no fucking sense! If everyone told me something I did looked stupid I would stop doing it. This is fucking ridiculous and completely against human nature, so why does the duck face continue to be the most popular pose in a picture?

Someone fucking tell me, for the love of Christ!

If you have never seen my signature I make tons of retarded poses.
Why? I don't know it's just for fun not for showing off.
I mean I don't post them on facebook that would be embarrassing.
it's mostly and expression, but I understand where you're going with "it looks stupid don't do it"
I would honestly never show it in a facebook public wall.


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Response to Duck Face 2012-03-05 00:05:51


There are some pretty weird fetishes out there, but none that weird.


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Response to Duck Face 2012-03-05 01:57:25


i have lost count of how many times this chick has pulled the duck face... just scroll down and you will see thousands of duckfaces. fucking hell

yeeeah..... so attractive

Response to Duck Face 2012-03-05 02:09:38


At 2 hours ago, Winrar1337 wrote: There are some pretty weird fetishes out there, but none that weird.

what the fuck are you talking about? are you in the wrong thread?

Response to Duck Face 2012-03-05 02:24:04


DUCKFACE EXTREME OVERLOAD

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Response to Duck Face 2012-03-05 04:11:19


It's seriously retarded and unattractive. Hell, me father-in-law has a face that looks like a duck 24/7. Are you trying to look like my father-in-law? You're doing a great job of it, you sodding idiots.

Response to Duck Face 2012-03-05 04:34:30


major duck face

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Response to Duck Face 2012-03-05 06:00:22


Duck faces just make me want to rip off any mouth within a 50 yard radius


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Response to Duck Face 2012-03-05 06:36:02


At 4 hours ago, jonathanfis wrote: DUCKFACE EXTREME OVERLOAD

Jesus Christ, it's so bad the spray-on tan is melting off!


life can be real fuckin crazy

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Response to Duck Face 2012-03-05 06:44:59


duck gave is alright
i like it


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