it was so funny today the substitute teacher guy Mr. M stopped teaching the class because of how pissed off he got. It was a line of sight story problem in geometry class alright.

Mr. M: so the problem says that you are looking up at the statue of liberty in NYC from a boat offshore
Ryan: you drew a RAFT
Mr. M: this isn't art class
Sam: there is more than 1 statue of liberty and how do we know we're looking at the one in NYC
Mr. M: the problem says that you are in
sam: NO IT DOESNT it says that there is a statue of liberty in NYC. and it says that you are offshore in a boat looking at a statue of liberty. not the one in NYC

Mr M: so the problem says you're standing on a 100 ft. high cliff looking down at a car
Ryan: WAIT how tall is the car
Mr. M: we don't need to know that
sam: how do we know the car is on the GROUND it could be in a HOLE
Mr. M: you guys! IM DONE OK LEARN IT YOURSELF

Your classmates are dicks.

"You mis-read that Mrs. Teacher"
"FUCK YOU ALL FAGGOTS I'M LEAVING FOR A SMOKE!"

That was a fat black chick when I was in preschool.

But you, you are a real faggot.

At 35 seconds ago, Viktor wrote: "You mis-read that Mrs. Teacher"
"FUCK YOU ALL FAGGOTS I'M LEAVING FOR A SMOKE!"

That was a fat black chick when I was in preschool.

But you, you are a real faggot.

hey I didn't fuck with Mr. M, my class mates did BUT IT WAS SO FUNNY

Who knew Ryan was such a fucking dick and smartass.

Those guys sound like jerks. Or at least really annoying.

And yes, my 8th grade Spanish teacher would ragequit and cry almost every class. Last year, my 9th Geometry teacher would cease teaching us almost every day since it was her last year and didn't feel like doing anything. This year, however, my teachers have not done such actions. One of them has gotten really close multiple times, but she has kept her honor and has not ceased teaching for any reason.

Put a wet teabag on the teachers seat. Teacher was wearing tight white pants, sits on seat. Crying and rage quit followed on after that.

Substitutes are so easy to piss off. I always ask my self aren't they're any qualifications with being subs such as dealing with high school assholes. I think the requirements of a substitute need to be taken more seriously.

At A few seconds ago, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 1 minute ago, beakerboy wrote:

At 35 seconds ago, Viktor wrote: "You mis-read that Mrs. Teacher"
"FUCK YOU ALL FAGGOTS I'M LEAVING FOR A SMOKE!"

That was a fat black chick when I was in preschool.

But you, you are a real faggot.

hey I didn't fuck with Mr. M, my class mates did BUT IT WAS SO FUNNY

No it wasn't.

I don't laugh at things that aren't funny so u sir are obviously incorrect.

One time actually, I am amazed I could remember this given nothing major happened.

Some kid was bagging on me for being hard-of-hearing.

He was saying dumbass shit like

"OH U MUS B IDIUT CUZ U CUNT HER TEACHER LOL GUISE LOOK AT DIS IDIUT WHAT 2+2?"

I replied most respectfully

"4 like the amount of dicks in your mom's penis last night."

'DUD FUCK U U DUN NO WHAT PENIS IS U DEF!"

I said

'I'm not blind."

Anyways whole transaction:

Chandler: "Zach look at this idiot deaf kid."
Me: "I'm not deaf jackass."
Chandler: "Yeah you are, idiot."
Me: "No I am not, I am not an idiot either."
Chander: "YEAH CUZ YOU ARE DEAF YOU ARE THE DUMBEST KID HERE!"
Zach: "EEEWWWUUUHHHHH DUMB ASS KID! TOO DUMB TO TAKE A SHOWER!"
Me: 'Fuck this shit...' (I was thinking this.

I went full blast on his ass and the teacher stormed out, principal came in, and rage quit because he couldn't calm me down, so I got in a shitton of trouble and he didn't.

No, but I heard a story of an angry teacher who threw a desk at a student, nearly missing him, and leaving three holes in the wall.

At A few seconds ago, II2none wrote: Substitutes are so easy to piss off. I always ask my self aren't they're any qualifications with being subs such as dealing with high school assholes. I think the requirements of a substitute need to be taken more seriously.

It was a student teacher not a sub, my bad. Mr. M is technically has to pay his college thousands of dollars to teach us.

At 48 seconds ago, MrPercie wrote:

At 44 minutes ago, Oolaph wrote: Your classmates are dicks.

agreed.

I hate sam but ryan is not bad.

We made our Chorus teacher rage quit multiple times.
She went to her office room and cried one time.
Ah, good times.

no but my bro had 2 teachers quit in the same year, same class too lol

One year at school, my (female) geography teacher was writing some shit on the blackboard. Everyone on my class were trying to annoy her when eventually she started crying and ragequited, even thought she returned later.

I feel no sympathy for that bitch who gave me a suspension

My chemistry teacher might have, but he was creepy and thought we were dumb anyway soooo

I hate it when class mates are disrespectful to subs, it just wastes my time. Here are the people I shall refer to
Here are abbreviations for their names, since some of their names are long.
R: Most annoying guy in my class, thinks he's funny

A: Pretty funny guy but can be annoying

C: A average looking girl in my class who likes to sneak out of the room to text

In my algebra class a few years ago, we had a sub, who I shall call Ms. P, so my Ms. P was trying to teach, and the most annoying guy in my class, R, says "Stop it C" many times. MS. p got so pissed she got up and literally just kicked over an unused desk and was screaming at the top of her lungs.

Some people are dicks.

At 1 hour ago, Oolaph wrote: Your classmates are dicks.

Yeah.The behavior of that kid was inappripriate.This man is sacrificing his time and effort, to endow others much younger to access their intellectual capabilities within themselves.And they disrespect him.

Yeah, happened a lot last two years, not so much now.

At 1 minute ago, SouthAsian wrote:

At 1 hour ago, Oolaph wrote: Your classmates are dicks.

Yeah.The behavior of that kid was inappripriate.This man is sacrificing his time and effort, to endow others much younger to access their intellectual capabilities within themselves.And they disrespect him.

Old news surely is old.

Once, this kid kept yelling the word "Tent" so the teacher literally smacked her across the face and actually shattered 13 of the girl's tent, and then the teacher quit, but was giving a 1.78 million dollar severance package.

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I remember once back in Jr. High we had a long term sub cuz the original teacher got prego, but anyways the sub had a condition where if chemicals were sprayed around her; her throat would close up in some sort of allergic reaction.

Well sum dumb ass kid decided it would be funny to spray a mess of cologne in the class, Boy was she pissed. She turned red, called down the campus security and claimed we were trying to kill her. It was pretty serious at the time, but now i can look back and LOL

My story is a little different from the others, because I go to a marine institute, but it's funny regardless.

Everyone pretty much loves all of the teachers in my school except one. She's a 5 foot tall fat ass grumpy lonely woman. She was teaching a lesson, and when she turned around to write on the board, some one threw the biggest dictionary he could find at the back of her head, causing her to hit her head on the board even harder, making her fall over on the ground. She stood back up crying and demanded to know who threw it at her. No one would say anything, so she told everyone to write the name of the person who threw it on a piece of paper and she would go around and collect them. Everyone ended up writing "Me" on the piece of paper, and she could never figure out who did it.

The best part is, the Executive Director didn't give a shit.

Fun to waste your education, isn't it?

My physics teacher almost rage quit in high school. I felt sorry for him. We were such assholes.

My third grade teacher did that once as an April Fools prank. She acted as if she was really angry at the class and had just given up teaching it. It was pretty funny, partially because one girl in the class started crying.

In 8th grade, my Science teacher punted a recycling bin at one of the students in the back row.

It was awesome.

yup I'm sad to say I gave several teachers hell.

I remember the 5th grade teacher ragequiting and having to be replaced, then the spitball wars ensued... good times