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My story is a little different from the others, because I go to a marine institute, but it's funny regardless.

Everyone pretty much loves all of the teachers in my school except one. She's a 5 foot tall fat ass grumpy lonely woman. She was teaching a lesson, and when she turned around to write on the board, some one threw the biggest dictionary he could find at the back of her head, causing her to hit her head on the board even harder, making her fall over on the ground. She stood back up crying and demanded to know who threw it at her. No one would say anything, so she told everyone to write the name of the person who threw it on a piece of paper and she would go around and collect them. Everyone ended up writing "Me" on the piece of paper, and she could never figure out who did it.

The best part is, the Executive Director didn't give a shit.

Fun to waste your education, isn't it?

My French/Science teachers have gotten super duper angry, but no teacher has ever walked out.

My physics teacher almost rage quit in high school. I felt sorry for him. We were such assholes.

At 56 seconds ago, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: My physics teacher almost rage quit in high school. I felt sorry for him. We were such assholes.

I always hate it when kids are dicks in class. I just want to turn around and smack them.

My third grade teacher did that once as an April Fools prank. She acted as if she was really angry at the class and had just given up teaching it. It was pretty funny, partially because one girl in the class started crying.

At A few seconds ago, Winrar1337 wrote: My third grade teacher did that once as an April Fools prank. She acted as if she was really angry at the class and had just given up teaching it. It was pretty funny, partially because one girl in the class started crying.

Aw man, that is so mean but hilarious.

In 8th grade, my Science teacher punted a recycling bin at one of the students in the back row.

It was awesome.

yup I'm sad to say I gave several teachers hell.

I remember the 5th grade teacher ragequiting and having to be replaced, then the spitball wars ensued... good times

yeah 6th grade english she was a new teacher just got her degree the class was so fucked up she started to cry needless to say i felt like shit because of the other students

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My algebra class is also full of smart-asses who try to add pointless information to questions for no reason (myself included).

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There's a dude named Sam in my class.

And a dude named Ryan.

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There is a sub teacher who likes to tell stories. He subbs all the time, and when he gets mad he just says that we'll all be failures in life. I usually just think, "Well you're a substitute."

Yes, once in my Physics class, we made two teachers rage / quit because of how terrible, loud and annoying our group was. So for 3 months we'd watch movies in that class while they were looking for a new teacher.

I had a band teacher who was allwas good tempured and never swore. One day he got so mad at a student for being loud he slamed his fists on the podium and screamed " GOD DAMNIT!". we all went silent then he said the whole class period was ruined so he walked out.

I wish my teacher would rage quit.

It got to the point in a couple of classes where I had to be removed before the teacher would do their class. That actually worked out in my favour though for English. Me and my old friend Hayley were just terrible in class, always acting out, causing noise, not doing the work. So they split us up and because I was the better out of us both I got moved up a set. And that suited me much better and I actually started trying for English. And I got a girl crush on the teacher which was awesome. Miss Wiltshire was fine as.

I regret not trying harder for my classes now. Really really badly.

That wasn't funny at all. People all over the world and dying for an education and then there's little spastics like you lot who think it's funnier to annoy the teacher rather than let him teach you.

So fuck you for eternity.

Thats hilarious
a little mean, but hilarious

FUCK YEAH!
It has happened many, MANY times, both teachers and substitute teacher.

U jelly, teachers?

I've heard a few stories from my old school of teachers (mostly, if not all female) bursting in to tears in front of the class.
Then they make the fatal mistake of asking the class, "why do you hate me?" It's about that stage when you lose the teaching game and you get absolute arseholes from the students.

There was this kid acting like a shithead in class one time, and the teacher, who is a brilliant cricket player, clocked him in the head from range with a whiteboard marker. Teacher got stood down. Totally worth it though.

Personally, I'm not a massive fan of trying to ruin teacher's lives. Especially considering that they're being paid to improve yours. If you're just gonna piss around your time at school you might as well do the people there a favour and not go to school, ever. Especially if you're around 15-18 and grades actually count for something. I'm no teachers pet or academic by any means, but that's just my opinions looking back. Maybe I had to leave school to see it.

One year at school, my class was making a lot of noise in the chemistry period -- the teacher just rage quit and sat down in the kindergarten classroom and presumably cried a bit.

no. there has never been a teacher who got so angry that he quitted his job. not that i remember.

but one of my class teachers quitted the job because he got upset about something that happened outside the classroom.
to be more specific, one time someone from my class took a picture of another student in the changing rooms outside the school gynmasium after a PE lesson, and then uploaded the picture to facebook to circulate it among people.

my class teacher got a complaint from the victim's parents on that day. the following day, the teacher spent a lesson asking us to stop taking pictures. but they just kept doing it, until one day the teacher literally burst into tears and quitted the job the same month.

One of my teachers left the class crying last year.

Not the first one that one of my teachers in secondary school just packed and left the class and left us alone. It was pretty satisfying. Although that may be the reason why i didn't pass Accounting...

You and your classmates sound like utter arseholes. You may defend yourself by saying it wasn't you, but you laughed even though it wasn't funny in the slightest. I bet you're about 12 and you all think you're big and clever. Piss off.

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Probably all bullshit, but tell Ryan and Sam they need to get their asses kicked

My math teacher used to rage quit at least twice a week. He got super pissed because some of the so-called "rebel" kids in my class would never shut the fuck up and listen. After he raged and shitstormed for about 10 minutes, everyone would be quiet for the rest of the day, and then the next day it was always back to normal.