Considering it's almost Valentine's Day and some of you people might not have Valentines yet, why not ask a fellow Newgrounds user? It's safe, fun, and you can (pretend to) love each other. It's a win-win situation!
So who will you ask to be your Newgrounds Valentine?
Oh and you don't have to buy them stuff unless you really want to.
gorp
Hey, uhh, SpaceWhale, you wanna get together some time, and uhh...
Rub our dicks together?
I wish I could read this topic but for some reason it cuts off on every thread near the chicks knee and shows no text. So who's gonna love me?
We're meat and that's it. So lets fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
Minecraft: JuJitsuLipShitz
I would love a valentine i will parade my valentines username as my sig. and itll have hearts and stuff.
None
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
Only if I get a dick joke valentine card.
At 53 seconds ago, MrRager wrote: My left hand.
It has to be another person. Your left hand does not count.
gorp
At 4 minutes ago, Drake wrote:At 53 seconds ago, MrRager wrote: My left hand.It has to be another person. Your left hand does not count.
aww, what if I dress it up?
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
At 3 minutes ago, Amaranthus wrote:At 4 minutes ago, Pugberto wrote:Hes mine!At 49 seconds ago, Luis wrote: I would love a valentine i will parade my valentines username as my sig. and itll have hearts and stuff.I will be your valentine, you big hunk of a man you.
Hey hey hey. No fighting in this thread. Fight over him or challenge the other to a dick fencing duel in PMs.
gorp
We're meat and that's it. So lets fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
Minecraft: JuJitsuLipShitz
At 5 minutes ago, MrRager wrote:At 4 minutes ago, Drake wrote:aww, what if I dress it up?At 53 seconds ago, MrRager wrote: My left hand.It has to be another person. Your left hand does not count.
Not even then. Besides, that's just weird.
At 4 minutes ago, aniceguy wrote: Fuck Valentines Day.
Meaningless commercialized bullshit.
Looks like someone doesn't want to be loved.
P.S. I'm available to be someone's Valentine.
gorp
At 5 minutes ago, Drake wrote: P.S. I'm available to be someone's Valentine.
Be mine... Valentine...
Herp
We're meat and that's it. So lets fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
Minecraft: JuJitsuLipShitz
At 17 minutes ago, Anti-pie wrote:At 5 minutes ago, Drake wrote: P.S. I'm available to be someone's Valentine.Be mine... Valentine...
Herp
I'm a bit concerned after that Rigby picture you posted. I'll think about it though.
gorp
At 59 minutes ago, Luis wrote: I would love a valentine i will parade my valentines username as my sig. and itll have hearts and stuff.
If you'll be my valentine we could wear matching sigs and everyone would be super jealous of you
ME ME ME ME I'M FULL OF LOVE AND I DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING.
Also I like watching people play games while I eat pizza, so yeah.
At 1 hour ago, Luis wrote: I would love a valentine i will parade my valentines username as my sig. and itll have hearts and stuff.
Luis we have known each other for some time now and no matter how strange it feels for me and sounds to say this, will you be MY valentine!
At 1 hour ago, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I am beautiful without a woman!
but Mori, if she makes me a plushie....
Maybe I will.
knowing the NG forum base, whoever my partner is will have to be checked TSA style to make sure she's good.
QOTW:
"I hate you because you never pass up and opportunity to mention that you are a "female"-Wreckr
At 2 hours ago, MrRager wrote:At 4 minutes ago, Drake wrote:aww, what if I dress it up?At 53 seconds ago, MrRager wrote: My left hand.It has to be another person. Your left hand does not count.
LOL
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You give up your freedom for the safety that the government promises you ~ Confucianism
At 1 hour ago, Scarface wrote: Ctrl+Scarface: no results.
At 28 minutes ago, Morph94 wrote: I will be forever alone.
Solution: go ask a BBS regular you like to be your Valentine. It's the best way to get one, instead of waiting and ending up getting no Valentine at all.
@Anti-pie: I must decline. Sorry.
gorp
At 41 minutes ago, krumpingkatie wrote: ME ME ME ME I'M FULL OF LOVE AND I DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING.
Also I like watching people play games while I eat pizza, so yeah.
do you want to be my valentine?
Newest interview with Squidbit Cheeeeeeeck it out
You give up your freedom for the safety that the government promises you ~ Confucianism
This just in: Neoncouch is my Valentine! I am filled with delight!
For those of you who (still) do not have a Newgrounds Valentine, ask someone via PM. Just be sure they aren't a jerk first, then ask.
gorp
I remember two years ago, when I was loved by everyone...
I wan't Fluffington or PrincessLuna to be my valentine-
At 3 minutes ago, SteelChair wrote: I remember two years ago, when I was loved by everyone...
I don't remember that you retarded mucus in disguise/.
Frikkin ménage à trois between Stamper and Utah!
I laugh at your sigs!
At 7 hours ago, Drake wrote: So who will you ask to be your Newgrounds Valentine?
No one. Fuck all of you.
