cover yourself in a blood looking substance and get on the bed with her, place a knife somewhere around the bed and wait for her to wake up.
Girl passed out in my bed...
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At 11/20/11 04:30 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote: What do?
isn't it obvious, fuck her
With the lack of details as to why or how a girl winded up passed out on your bed, I think the most viable option is to contact her parents and wait for them to pick her up. Or you or your parents could pick her up and drive her home too.
In the meanwhile, you should cover her up so she doesn't get too cold and observe her for any illnesses that may have led her to pass out in the first place. You should call the police or her parents if she's really sick...
NAH...Just fuck her right there lol
Stand over top of her until she wakes up.
Let her sleep. It's the only right thing to do.
Your mom worked so hard just to bring home some money since your dad left you so you can at least give her the right for an undisturbed rest. :)
At 11/20/11 01:52 PM, Psil0 wrote: Pics or I don't believe you!
what he said
Steal her stuff. It's your bed, it's the only reasonable answer.
Dress her up in cosplay of your waifu and then cuddle up next to her and fall asleep. (approved by /a/)
At 11/20/11 04:30 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote: What do?
Do you know her?
At 11/20/11 04:39 AM, Soviet wrote: Make sure no body disturbs her and let her get some rest, then be a gentleman and escort her home when she wakes up.
Do this.
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Grab the nearest Sharpie, and draw many dicks on her face. You know you want to.
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At 11/20/11 05:16 PM, camobch0 wrote: Fart in her face.
That's really immature. A gentleman would flatulate on her visage.
At 11/20/11 04:30 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote: What do?
smoke a joint then just do what you did last night
i will form my foot in your ass!
This thread has made me laugh so much, especially because I have no memory or posting it and was surprised to see it this morning.
Anyway to elaborate she was a friend of mine and we had just come back from a party. I just got in bed with her and we both slept. Anticlimactic, huh?
At 11/20/11 06:23 AM, Gagsy wrote: Siblings are quite troubling aren't they?
Teehee
What's up with that
At 11/20/11 01:40 PM, BlueMieux wrote: I am so relieved by the relative lack of "rape her" posts that I expected.
IKR? I'm like, really proud of NG right now.
Also OP, you need to give us details. If its not weird for her to wake up in your house because you know her well enough, just let it go.
If you think that she would be uncomfortable waking up in your bed, don't let the situation get out of hand, wake her up and take care of things.
look underneath her clothing. there is no possible way anyone will know
Threads like these is when newgrounds is at's funniest and most helpful at the same time.
Don't go to bed. Instead, log into Newgrounds.com, enter the forums, blog about it, and count the inevitable rape suggestions.
I'd sleep there anyways.
:Just bring a rubber to bed, in case.
Tell your sister to get out your bed so you can get some sleep.
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At 11/20/11 11:46 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: This thread has made me laugh so much, especially because I have no memory or posting it and was surprised to see it this morning.
Anyway to elaborate she was a friend of mine and we had just come back from a party. I just got in bed with her and we both slept. Anticlimactic, huh?
lol drunk posting
dont drink and post
