Why the fuck is it that little kids think they can hit you all the time?
I grab my cousin 'cause he's hitting me, and it's started to really fucking hurt. Not squeezing him, just enough so he cant hit me anymore.
He starts crying, then my sister and cousins start yelling at me to let him go, me being the dombass that i am, followed their bitching orders.
He then walks into his room and grabs his little skateboard and throws it at my head.
CON-FUCKING-CUSSION
HOSPITAL
PARENTS YELLING AT ME FOR "BULLYING" A FIVE YEAR OLD

Wedge nuff said.

Also stop fucking your cousin fucking pedophile!!

Its your own fault for nor dodging the skateboard, end of story/thread.

At 9/30/11 01:17 AM, smeagol1 wrote:

Also stop fucking your cousin fucking pedophile!!

Where could i have possibly implied that?
...Is this your idea of humor?
Are you twelve?

At 9/30/11 01:19 AM, irishiweredrunk wrote: Are you twelve?

Would you be scared of him if he was?

At 9/30/11 01:19 AM, Squidbit wrote:

At 9/30/11 01:19 AM, irishiweredrunk wrote: Are you twelve?

Would you be scared of him if he was?

Yep, he would be (end up throwing a skateboard at him) XD

Use the ultimate Child-Stopping item. A pillow. Strong enough to knock 'em down and shut 'em up, light and soft enough to not leave a mark.

But in all honesty, you should just lock him/her out of your/his/her room.

At 9/30/11 01:21 AM, zag wrote: anyway, children are brats. there's a reason that I dislike them.

Children can often be very fun and interesting, but I understand your frustration. It seems that the number of competent parents has been on the decline for quite some time; hence, the growing number of brats.

It really is a shame. Even more so when you realize that they will be parents one day.

Break his nose=simple solution.

Set him up on Newgrounds. That's the worst punishment you can ever give.

wow that kid's hitting you with a skateboard and throws it. and it hit your head must hurt man i feel sorry for you

Beat the little kids ass. Just don't leave a bruise!

Once I hit my 5 year old brother in the head with a hammer, choked my sister half to death, and my mom was too scared to do anything about it. Of course usually I'm not that bad, I was just really pissed off that day.

Trip wire in the doorway to your room. Tease him a bit and run back, quickly jump over the wire and watch him fall. Before anyone comes, take down the wire. Everyone will think he just tripped on his own because he's only 5.

Obviously those little bastards don't know discipline because most likely the parents won't do shit , so take matters in your own hands and beat the little bastard with a belt

At 9/30/11 03:33 AM, Teddyriffic wrote: Obviously those little bastards don't know discipline because most likely the parents won't do shit , so take matters in your own hands and beat the little bastard with a belt

That's something my dad would do to me when I wasn't doing something right or misbehaving. I don't really know but is discipline before considered child-abuse now?

Punch him in that idiot head of his.

Sounds like they are not being raised correctly. Unfortunately too common these days

Defend yourself and argue that it was justified. You shouldn't get beaten by idiots who can't raise their little shit just because you did one physical action.

Grow some tolerance and self-control.

press on his soft spot if you really want some good revenge, at 5 they still have that I think...

ohhh ye been there, what you have to do is psychological torture with them, or make them hit each other, but they are A) violent or B) just want atention (options not mutually exclusive), so u can also ignore them

What kind of parent raises their child to think its ok to throw a skateboard at someone's head?

I'd have a serious word. Tell them if the little shit acts up again he's being laid out, regardless of age.

At 9/30/11 10:08 AM, The-Last-Guardian wrote: Grow some tolerance and self-control.

I support this. Also, you could have been a little less hard on the boy.

Report him to the police, for assault. Causing a concussion can be considered a juvenile action and he can be sent away because of it.

LOL, You should've whooped (disciplined) their asses.

i would have no tolerance for him, if he fucks with you pin him to the ground and put his legs over his head till he sais uncle. if your parents bitch at you do the same to them.

let me see concussion and you are in trouble. wtf. if you are being attacked and stop somebody from hurting you without causing them injury how are you abusing him. idk i guess if he stabbed you it would be your fault too. also with this logic if your sister got raped it would be her fault.

At 9/30/11 01:13 AM, irishiweredrunk wrote: He then walks into his room and grabs his little skateboard and throws it at my head.

There is one advantage to my brother and his woman dressing my nieces in dungarees - I can pick them up from behind, avoiding all flailing limbs and damage to the child. Fortunately, they aren't the type to have skateboards. They'll probably just find something else to attack me with though. Mind you, I've got a bit of leeway, as the eldest isn't even 2 1/2 and the youngest is 2 days old now.

Three screaming kids in the house! Look, just fuck off home and let me get some damned sleep. The rugby is on in 9 1/2 hours and I've got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow!

A concusion from a skateboard?

I got ground into the ground with my Raptor when I hit a ground hog a while back and flipped it into a small ravine and didn't get no "concusion".

PUSSY!