Ever had an idiot friend who thinks he's smarter than everyone?
Thinks he's some kind of comedian?
Thinks he's a pussy magnet?
It's a draining experience.
Ever had an idiot friend who thinks
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At 9/4/11 05:16 AM, Asandir wrote: No, I never knew such a person.
Count yourself the luckiest summ'bitch alive.
At 9/4/11 05:17 AM, irishiweredrunk wrote: Count yourself the luckiest summ'bitch alive.
I am happy about it, yes.
At 9/4/11 05:18 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: I'm usually that person in the circle of friends.
I actually saw that coming from you :/
I know this guy but I'm not really friends with him , he is the biggest loser and retard around yet he thinks he is amazing , asshole egomaniac
Smarter than everyone? Shit, count the Newgrounds population.
Apparently everyone here has a 130+ IQ
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At 9/4/11 05:19 AM, Markface wrote: Smarter than everyone? Shit, count the Newgrounds population.
Apparently everyone here has a 130+ IQ
Wait...we all DON'T have an IQ of 130+ =O??!?!??!
Yeah, yeah I did. Althoguh I strongly suspect he did so ironically for the sake of seeming funny (which he oft was), and maybe possibly to cheer others up. Regardless, he was a good guy overall and wasn't of the overly shallow sort with nothing to say. I miss him.
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I am that guy. Except I am smarter than everyone, a fantastic comedian and a hardcore pussy magnet.
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At 9/4/11 05:19 AM, Markface wrote:Apparently everyone here has a 130+ IQ
I am not that smart :3
At 9/4/11 07:25 AM, Asandir wrote:At 9/4/11 05:19 AM, Markface wrote:I am not that smart :3Apparently everyone here has a 130+ IQ
INB "Oh you...". But seriously, stop with the corny false modesty - it hurts my eyes just reading that.
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At 9/4/11 07:26 AM, Rivergrey wrote: INB "Oh you...". But seriously, stop with the corny false modesty - it hurts my eyes just reading that.
You clearly don't know me that well, I think :3
At 9/4/11 05:19 AM, Markface wrote: Smarter than everyone? Shit, count the Newgrounds population.
Apparently everyone here has a 130+ IQ
The also have 8 inch dicks and aren't vigins.
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Bitch, I'm smarter than you, I get more pussy than you, and I'm funnier than you.
There is no debate.
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At 9/4/11 05:16 AM, Asandir wrote: No, I never knew such a person.
That's because it's you.
At 9/4/11 07:27 AM, Asandir wrote:At 9/4/11 07:26 AM, Rivergrey wrote: INB "Oh you...". But seriously, stop with the corny false modesty - it hurts my eyes just reading that.You clearly don't know me that well, I think :3
Oh, I do. :3 Even after just a few days here it's pretty obvious that you're the self-proclaimed memetic nice-guy on this site + pseudo-statwhore (with the pseudo bit due to the Canas incident and your threat to leave).
Plus, DonCarrera is amazingly fun to PM chat with, and warned me all about u and other users by now. You see, I've taken my anti-n00b measures already! >:D
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At 9/4/11 07:31 AM, Klefter wrote: That's because it's you.
You caught me there ;)
At 9/4/11 07:32 AM, Rivergrey wrote: Plus, DonCarrera is amazingly fun to PM chat with, and warned me all about u and other users by now. You see, I've taken my anti-n00b measures already! >:D
Someone has done her homework pretty well. I already like you :)
At 9/4/11 07:35 AM, Asandir wrote:At 9/4/11 07:32 AM, Rivergrey wrote: Plus, DonCarrera is amazingly fun to PM chat with, and warned me all about u and other users by now. You see, I've taken my anti-n00b measures already! >:DSomeone has done her homework pretty well. I already like you :)
Wow, do I feel honored. Glad to help a valley girl in need! :)
^ I agree with the guy ranting about smug people. You only support Hobbes' supa-cynical theory and are ultimately - despite your obviously sharp wits - the true scum of the earth.
At 9/4/11 05:15 AM, irishiweredrunk wrote: Ever had an idiot friend who thinks he's smarter than everyone?
Thinks he's some kind of comedian?
Thinks he's a pussy magnet?
It's a draining experience.
Nah, but one guy claimed that I was that kind of person. That's wrong.
I don't think that I'm smarter than everyone else, that I'm a comedian or a pussy magnet. My only thoughts about myself is that I'm lazy and a bad person for forgetting about my friends, things I've promised them and peoples names.
It's not my fault that I think before I say anything so I seem smart, that I can make people laugh or that girls enjoy being with me. It just happens because I put some effort into doing all that.
Bananular.
At 9/4/11 07:30 AM, RobJohnson wrote: Bitch, I'm smarter than you, I get more pussy than you, and I'm funnier than you.
There is no debate.
The man has spoken.
No need for further conversation, guys.
I don't actually know anyone like that, although to be honest me and my friends usually just talk about videogames and workout routines.
I did know this one guy who was always cracking jokes, but he was actually pretty funny, so fuck it.
At 9/4/11 07:25 AM, Asandir wrote:At 9/4/11 05:19 AM, Markface wrote:I am not that smart :3Apparently everyone here has a 130+ IQ
i respect you because you can actually admit that. most people i've met aren't this humble. some people here could learn some things from you.
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Sounds like my Mother. Apart from the pussy thing.
I hope.
At 9/4/11 05:15 AM, irishiweredrunk wrote: Ever had an idiot friend who thinks he's smarter than everyone?
I generally am that person. Not a good feature, but I have always been quite arrogant.
I usually try not to be that person(and I hope that I'm usually not)but sometimes when the opportunity presents itself I can't help but make a joke. Sometimes it is funny other times it isn't.
But about the other characteristics I don't think I apply, although I have known quite a few people who do.
In my circle of friends, since most of them won't do anything fun, I pretend to be that guy. Among other jokes that i pull.
Those who really know me know that I never take anything seriously and that 50% of the stuff I say is me kidding around. So I am not REALLY that guy, I just act like it if the situation needs it.
At 9/4/11 05:15 AM, irishiweredrunk wrote: Ever had an idiot friend who thinks he's smarter than everyone?
No, trust me, I do not hang out with people like that.
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