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Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 05:15:59 Reply

Ever had an idiot friend who thinks he's smarter than everyone?
Thinks he's some kind of comedian?
Thinks he's a pussy magnet?
It's a draining experience.

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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 05:16:37 Reply

No, I never knew such a person.


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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 05:17:19 Reply

At 9/4/11 05:16 AM, Asandir wrote: No, I never knew such a person.

Count yourself the luckiest summ'bitch alive.

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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 05:18:10 Reply

I'm usually that person in the circle of friends.


I was formerly known as "Jedi-Master."

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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 05:19:21 Reply

At 9/4/11 05:17 AM, irishiweredrunk wrote: Count yourself the luckiest summ'bitch alive.

I am happy about it, yes.

At 9/4/11 05:18 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: I'm usually that person in the circle of friends.

I actually saw that coming from you :/


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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 05:19:50 Reply

I know this guy but I'm not really friends with him , he is the biggest loser and retard around yet he thinks he is amazing , asshole egomaniac

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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 05:19:56 Reply

Smarter than everyone? Shit, count the Newgrounds population.

Apparently everyone here has a 130+ IQ

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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 07:00:01 Reply

No, I didn't.


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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 07:13:43 Reply

At 9/4/11 05:19 AM, Markface wrote: Smarter than everyone? Shit, count the Newgrounds population.

Apparently everyone here has a 130+ IQ

Wait...we all DON'T have an IQ of 130+ =O??!?!??!

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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 07:18:48 Reply

Yeah, yeah I did. Althoguh I strongly suspect he did so ironically for the sake of seeming funny (which he oft was), and maybe possibly to cheer others up. Regardless, he was a good guy overall and wasn't of the overly shallow sort with nothing to say. I miss him.


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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 07:24:25 Reply

I am that guy. Except I am smarter than everyone, a fantastic comedian and a hardcore pussy magnet.


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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 07:25:14 Reply

At 9/4/11 05:19 AM, Markface wrote:
Apparently everyone here has a 130+ IQ

I am not that smart :3


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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 07:26:51 Reply

At 9/4/11 07:25 AM, Asandir wrote:
At 9/4/11 05:19 AM, Markface wrote:
Apparently everyone here has a 130+ IQ
I am not that smart :3

INB "Oh you...". But seriously, stop with the corny false modesty - it hurts my eyes just reading that.


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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 07:27:50 Reply

At 9/4/11 07:26 AM, Rivergrey wrote: INB "Oh you...". But seriously, stop with the corny false modesty - it hurts my eyes just reading that.

You clearly don't know me that well, I think :3


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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 07:29:53 Reply

At 9/4/11 05:19 AM, Markface wrote: Smarter than everyone? Shit, count the Newgrounds population.

Apparently everyone here has a 130+ IQ

The also have 8 inch dicks and aren't vigins.


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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 07:30:26 Reply

Bitch, I'm smarter than you, I get more pussy than you, and I'm funnier than you.

There is no debate.


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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 07:31:40 Reply

At 9/4/11 05:16 AM, Asandir wrote: No, I never knew such a person.

That's because it's you.

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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 07:32:35 Reply

At 9/4/11 07:27 AM, Asandir wrote:
At 9/4/11 07:26 AM, Rivergrey wrote: INB "Oh you...". But seriously, stop with the corny false modesty - it hurts my eyes just reading that.
You clearly don't know me that well, I think :3

Oh, I do. :3 Even after just a few days here it's pretty obvious that you're the self-proclaimed memetic nice-guy on this site + pseudo-statwhore (with the pseudo bit due to the Canas incident and your threat to leave).

Plus, DonCarrera is amazingly fun to PM chat with, and warned me all about u and other users by now. You see, I've taken my anti-n00b measures already! >:D


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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 07:35:35 Reply

At 9/4/11 07:31 AM, Klefter wrote: That's because it's you.

You caught me there ;)

At 9/4/11 07:32 AM, Rivergrey wrote: Plus, DonCarrera is amazingly fun to PM chat with, and warned me all about u and other users by now. You see, I've taken my anti-n00b measures already! >:D

Someone has done her homework pretty well. I already like you :)


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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 07:47:53 Reply

I actually don't care if a friend of mine thinks that about himself. As long as he isn't smug about it.

If there's one character trait I absolutely can't stand smugness. Someone who is just so smug ABOUT being better than everyone, incredibly funny, or a pussy magnet. Normally, it's the smug ones who have achieved some sort above average level of intelligence, and they think that entitles them to something. I always want to challenge them to a battle of wits and completely humiliate them and cause a huge dent in their self confidence. Either that or just punch them in their god damn smirking little smug face and show how weak they are!

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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 07:55:06 Reply

At 9/4/11 07:35 AM, Asandir wrote:
At 9/4/11 07:32 AM, Rivergrey wrote: Plus, DonCarrera is amazingly fun to PM chat with, and warned me all about u and other users by now. You see, I've taken my anti-n00b measures already! >:D
Someone has done her homework pretty well. I already like you :)

Wow, do I feel honored. Glad to help a valley girl in need! :)

^ I agree with the guy ranting about smug people. You only support Hobbes' supa-cynical theory and are ultimately - despite your obviously sharp wits - the true scum of the earth.

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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 08:02:10 Reply

At 9/4/11 05:15 AM, irishiweredrunk wrote: Ever had an idiot friend who thinks he's smarter than everyone?
Thinks he's some kind of comedian?
Thinks he's a pussy magnet?
It's a draining experience.

Nah, but one guy claimed that I was that kind of person. That's wrong.
I don't think that I'm smarter than everyone else, that I'm a comedian or a pussy magnet. My only thoughts about myself is that I'm lazy and a bad person for forgetting about my friends, things I've promised them and peoples names.

It's not my fault that I think before I say anything so I seem smart, that I can make people laugh or that girls enjoy being with me. It just happens because I put some effort into doing all that.


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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 08:14:22 Reply

At 9/4/11 07:30 AM, RobJohnson wrote: Bitch, I'm smarter than you, I get more pussy than you, and I'm funnier than you.

There is no debate.

The man has spoken.

No need for further conversation, guys.


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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 08:19:27 Reply

I don't actually know anyone like that, although to be honest me and my friends usually just talk about videogames and workout routines.

I did know this one guy who was always cracking jokes, but he was actually pretty funny, so fuck it.

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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 08:19:58 Reply

At 9/4/11 07:25 AM, Asandir wrote:
At 9/4/11 05:19 AM, Markface wrote:
Apparently everyone here has a 130+ IQ
I am not that smart :3

i respect you because you can actually admit that. most people i've met aren't this humble. some people here could learn some things from you.


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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 08:28:59 Reply

At 9/4/11 08:14 AM, Oolaph wrote: The man has spoken.

No need for further conversation, guys.

Are you sure? Or would you rather have a nice kebab.
I myself have not had any friends who are like this. I have noticed people with these tendancies and have not cared much for them. I on the other hand am told I am smart, probably because most people I know dont even read books, let alone read anti political books. I have a rather dry sense of humor (Like Jack Dee, his face like a bewildered horse, with his face like a cracked urinal) So I say things on a spur of the moment which people find funny. Probably because they dont know anyone else with a dry sense of humor. And Im gay so I guess Im a pussy magnet.


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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 08:35:00 Reply

Indeedydandenongs!

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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 08:38:10 Reply

Sounds like my Mother. Apart from the pussy thing.

I hope.

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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 08:43:53 Reply

At 9/4/11 05:15 AM, irishiweredrunk wrote: Ever had an idiot friend who thinks he's smarter than everyone?

I generally am that person. Not a good feature, but I have always been quite arrogant.

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Response to Ever had an idiot friend who thinks 2011-09-04 08:58:33 Reply

I usually try not to be that person(and I hope that I'm usually not)but sometimes when the opportunity presents itself I can't help but make a joke. Sometimes it is funny other times it isn't.

But about the other characteristics I don't think I apply, although I have known quite a few people who do.