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Cleverbot

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Response to Cleverbot 2011-08-27 11:13:48


Why can't I get the Cleverbot to play pokemon with me. I say "A wild ninetails appears" It's first response is "Naruto" And I can't get it to say anything else.

I am sad, Sevkat go beat up cleverbot for me.


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Response to Cleverbot 2011-09-02 05:07:13


Chatbot is a dick.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: What up?

Cleverbot: The sky.

User: How funny.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: I was joking.

Cleverbot: I knew it. I was just being nice.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a cat.

User: I rape cats.

Cleverbot: Am I pretty.

User: Doesn't matter to me, babe. Just as long as you prrr pretty.

Cleverbot: Ah, no. Hermes can keep his wings.

User: What the fuck are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Nevermind.

User: No, I really want to know what you were talking about.

Cleverbot: Neodnwioern w3d.

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: Oh, come on!

User: Go on then. If you must.

Cleverbot: If I must what?

User: Talk. You're starting to piss me off.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I hate you. Your raping shall be slow and painful.

Cleverbot: What is today but yesterday's tomorrow.

User: You really are as smart as a cat, aren't you.

Cleverbot: Only a robot would use that respone.

User: ROBOT-CEPTION?

Cleverbot: Do you know all?

User: This conversation is over.

Cleverbot: It is over when I say it is.

Response to Cleverbot 2011-09-02 05:16:40


User: ROBOT-CEPTION?

Just realized that didn't make since because he's a cat.

Response to Cleverbot 2011-09-02 07:40:41


At 8/12/11 09:20 PM, Chdonga wrote: 02:21:05 User: A wild Pikachu appeared!
02:21:07 Cleverbot: Pikachu fled.

lmao

I laughed at this one.


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Response to Cleverbot 2011-09-02 07:42:38


All my converstions with him are horrible. He seems to be rather mean and cold-hearted.


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Response to Cleverbot 2016-02-22 00:39:52


Weirdness only begets weirdness. lol

User: *smashes your head in*.

Cleverbot: *is defeated by dragoness*.

User: *is a dragon*.

Cleverbot: *is part of your belly forever*.

User: *gobbles you up in one swift motion* nom nom nom.

Cleverbot: *closes door.

User: *tells you that I'm a dragon*.

Cleverbot: *tells you that I love you*.

User: *hears that you love me* *smacks you across the face*.

Cleverbot: *tries to hear your heartbeat too*.

User: *eats your soul*.

Cleverbot: *cries out in pain* NO!

User: *laughs evilly*.

Cleverbot: *sparkles*.

User: *doses you with water*.

Cleverbot: *blushes* *does yours*.

User: *slap*.

Cleverbot: *is slapped*.

User: *slaps you across the face*.

Cleverbot: *cries in pain*.

User: *stabs you in the heart*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *stabs you in the heart*.

Cleverbot: *is scared*.

User: *stabs you in the heart*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

Apparently, Cleverbot likes to get stabbed in the heart. O.o