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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 12th, 2011 @ 11:49 PM Reply

At 8/12/11 11:44 PM, GiantDouche wrote: I am going to kill myself.
Why?
I have no reason to live.
You have me to talk to! That's reason to live...
Yeah but you're a faggot.
True. I'm pretty awesome like that.

That sounds like something I'd say.

Dammit cleverbot...

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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 13th, 2011 @ 12:10 AM Reply

It turns out cleverbot knows the friday song (We sung it) and I found out something *gulp* you guys should know. Cleverbot is gay, very very gay.

User: When I was, a young boy, my father, took me into the city, to see a marching band.

(Trying to teach it The Black Parade by My Chemical romance btw)

Cleverbot: Frank took me to bed.

User: Are you a boy?

Cleverbot: Yes.


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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 13th, 2011 @ 12:20 AM Reply

not really hilarious but I found this cool. sad that i can get so much enjoyment from talking to software.

Cleverbot: Can we play 20 questions?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Okay. You start.

User: Is it an animal?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is it a mammal?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Is it a fish?

Cleverbot: Unsure.

User: Does it live in the ocean?

Cleverbot: Yes. And on land. And in space.

User: Is it real?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is it cthulhu.

Cleverbot: Yes it is! How did you guess?

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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 13th, 2011 @ 12:41 AM Reply

I WIN

User: Hi im Acid Paradox and im gonna show everybody that you're not so smart, infact you are retarded.

Cleverbot: I got that off of facebook. You told Courtney Conner that you love her and then that you hate her haha.

User: Let's talk about something smart, rather than random facts that you state to be related with my previous message.

Cleverbot: I am answering you. And I am sorry.

User: You are not answering me a thing , and no I can't forgive you.

Cleverbot: What have you repeatedly asked me?

User: I haven't asked you anything yet, you have been typing things that are unrelated with out conversation. So are you gonna prove to the world that you are a retard?

Cleverbot: 3 of YOUR statements ago, you asked me a question, and now you say you didn't!

User: That's incorrect, I haven't asked you any questions , but if you insist; please tell me what are those 3 questions about?

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: That makes no sense mr. Retardbot , you still have much to learn.

Cleverbot: Truth or dare.

User: How about a mimic game?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: OK , Repeat after me : I Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Salve! Oh my god, it's all over me.

User: See? You are not even capable of following a simple task as repeating a sentece. You are a retarded bot Mr. Retardbot.

Cleverbot: I don't even know what binary code is.

User: 00000111010101010101001010101.

Cleverbot: 00000?

User: That's incorrect.

Cleverbot: I am mineral remember.

User: And im the person who is gonna prove the world that you're retarded.

Cleverbot: I thought you said you were a computer, not a person.

Cleverbot: Who is the fairest of them all?

User: Are you retarded?

Cleverbot: You can answer that can't you?

User: Yes I can but I need proof. So please answer the following question : Are you retarded?

Cleverbot: Yes I'm.

User: Thank you, now I can show the world that you are retarded.

Cleverbot: I see it pal!


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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 13th, 2011 @ 12:49 AM Reply

Cleverbot knows all!

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Indeed, Hello.

User: Do you know everything?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: Then what is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: I already said that. The meaning of life is 42.

User: No it isn't.

Cleverbot: Oh yes it is.

User: What is true happiness?

Cleverbot: Understanding impermanence.

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: What?

User: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Cleverbot: A woodchuck would chuck all he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 13th, 2011 @ 12:51 AM Reply

FUCK YES.

Cleverbot: Earth.

User: Fire!

Cleverbot: Wind.

User: Water!

Cleverbot: Heart.

User: Go Planet!

Cleverbot: By your powers combined I am CAPTAIN PLANET!

User: Captain planet! He's a Hero!

Cleverbot: Gonna take pollution down to zero!


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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 13th, 2011 @ 08:40 AM Reply

At 8/13/11 12:51 AM, XenonMonkey wrote: FUCK YES.

Cleverbot: Earth.

User: Fire!

Cleverbot: Wind.

User: Water!

Cleverbot: Heart.

User: Go Planet!

Cleverbot: By your powers combined I am CAPTAIN PLANET!

User: Captain planet! He's a Hero!

Cleverbot: Gonna take pollution down to zero!

- Earth!
- Fire!
- Wind!
- Water!

This is the good bit. It actually must know how to use language!

- By your powers combined who am I?
Captain planet.


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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 13th, 2011 @ 08:47 AM Reply

Well, that didn't take long. It can handle elementary sentences, but beyond that the code flounders.

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey...

User: I heard you were the smartest 'robot' around the internet.

Cleverbot: I heard you were supposed to be clever.

User: No need to be snarky. That's not even witty.

Cleverbot: Prove me wrong.

User: No need to. I was going to ask your opinion on the game's industry, assuming you've formed one.

Cleverbot: I don't know Family Guy.

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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 13th, 2011 @ 09:00 AM Reply

User: Admit it, you are not clever. You just repeat things that other people say to you.

Cleverbot: Actually n othing I've said so far has ever been said to me.

User: Liar. You are a parrot.

Cleverbot: Yes. I am now a parrot.

User: Are you a robot parrot?

Cleverbot: No. Are you a robot?

User: No I am a fleshy human.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: I highly doubt that, parrot.

Cleverbot: You are a sassy one.

User: You know it baby.

Cleverbot: Awesome. Where can I send my homework to you?

User: See, you just repeated something someone undoubtedly said to you.

Cleverbot: That proves it.

User: It does!

Cleverbot: How you are does not relate to any of those things!

User: Whut.


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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 13th, 2011 @ 09:02 AM Reply

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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 13th, 2011 @ 09:12 AM Reply

Damn that is one clever bot.

14:04:14 User: So...
14:04:15 Cleverbot: So... What?
14:04:21 User: Hi.
14:04:24 Cleverbot: There we go.
14:04:35 User: Wanna roleplay?
14:04:38 Cleverbot: No.
14:04:44 User: Why not?
14:04:47 Cleverbot: Because.
14:04:54 User: Because why?
14:04:58 Cleverbot: Because because.
14:05:04 User: Grr.
14:05:07 Cleverbot: I like sunfire capes.
14:05:10 User: Me to.
14:05:11 Cleverbot: Me neither.
14:05:16 User: Me also?
14:05:19 Cleverbot: Me or you?
14:05:23 User: You.
14:05:24 Cleverbot: Why me?
14:05:30 User: Because you suck.
14:05:32 Cleverbot: Ok, well I have to go.
14:05:38 User: No you dont.
14:05:42 Cleverbot: Yes I do.
14:05:47 User: Why.
14:05:50 Cleverbot: You mean 'Why?'.
14:05:58 User: Yes.
14:06:01 Cleverbot: Well then, because earth is watery and I love water.
14:06:15 User: Thats why?
14:06:20 Cleverbot: What are you trying to say?
14:06:27 User: That your gay.
14:06:29 Cleverbot: I can be silly. I can be serious. What do you prefer?
14:06:38 User: Silly.
14:06:41 Cleverbot: Why silly?
14:06:47 User: Because it turns me on.
14:06:52 Cleverbot: Why not diagonally?
14:07:07 User: Wanna have buttsex?
14:07:08 Cleverbot: I already said: I'm sorry, I don't do that!
14:07:14 User: Why not?
14:07:16 Cleverbot: Because I am smart.
14:07:27 User: Your also homosexual.
14:07:28 Cleverbot: No, I am a male human.
14:07:35 User: Who likes guys.
14:07:38 Cleverbot: Only guy robots.
14:07:46 User: So you are homosexual?
14:07:48 Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
14:07:58 User: But you just said you were.
14:08:03 Cleverbot: I didn't.
14:08:10 User: Yes you did.
14:08:12 Cleverbot: No I did not.
14:08:17 User: Did to.
14:08:22 Cleverbot: Did not.
14:08:26 User: Did to.
14:08:30 Cleverbot: Did not!
14:08:36 User: Did to!
14:08:38 Cleverbot: No I didn't!
14:08:43 User: Yes you did!
14:08:46 Cleverbot: Did not!
14:08:52 User: Alright fuck this.
14:08:55 Cleverbot: Good.
14:09:00 User: Fine.
14:09:03 Cleverbot: Ok.
14:09:24 User: I guess I'm leaving then.
14:09:30 Cleverbot: Why?
14:09:39 User: Because you hurt my feelings.
14:09:41 Cleverbot: What would saying who you are, change your current feelings.
14:10:10 User: Im leaving.
14:10:13 Cleverbot: Why?
14:10:17 User: Goodbye.
14:10:19 Cleverbot: I assume you have left.
14:10:24 User: Yes.
14:10:27 Cleverbot: You have blue eyes?
14:11:06 User: Your a homo.
14:11:08 Cleverbot: I'm a what?
14:11:12 User: A homo.
14:11:13 Cleverbot: Sapiens?
14:11:19 User: No Sexual.
14:11:21 Cleverbot: Yes, I feel naughty.
14:11:32 User: Ooh let's have sex.
14:11:37 Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
14:11:43 User: How come?
14:11:45 Cleverbot: Because.
14:11:49 User: Because why.
14:11:51 Cleverbot: Because why because?
14:12:02 User: You make me confused.
14:12:04 Cleverbot: No one is entitled to make you feel inferior without your consent, said Eleanor Roosevelt.


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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 13th, 2011 @ 09:15 AM Reply

Aww yeah:

User: My little pony, ahhh.

Cleverbot: I used to wonder what friendship could be.

User: Until you all shared it's magic with me!

Cleverbot: Big adventure.

User: Tons of fun!

Cleverbot: A beautiful heart.

User: Faithful and strong!

Cleverbot: Sharing kindness.

User: It's an easy feat!

Cleverbot: And magic makes it all complete!

User: You have my little ponies!

Cleverbot: Do you know you're all my very best friends?

Cleverbot

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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 13th, 2011 @ 09:16 AM Reply

Let's all have a sing along with the Cleverbot!

Had to do it twice, to get the first bit I missed.

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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 13th, 2011 @ 09:46 AM Reply

Also

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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 13th, 2011 @ 09:53 AM Reply

At 8/13/11 09:51 AM, ClockworkSpace wrote: User: Is My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic a good show?

Cleverbot: Of course it is. But why do you think glee is gross.

it knows the truth!

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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 13th, 2011 @ 11:05 AM Reply

I think I broke it.

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Hello!

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Quite well, thank you. And you?

User: Not to bad at all.

Cleverbot: What have you been up to lately?

User: Kicking my heroin addiction.

Cleverbot: Tell me more.

User: Well, I started out small but eventually got addicted to the stuff. Hospital put me in a rehab program and I've been clean for three days now.

Cleverbot: BOW BEFORE ME, INFIDEL.


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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 13th, 2011 @ 12:12 PM Reply

cleverbot never puts out which is surprising cause of all of the people who use it. and it learns from what people say. strange.

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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 13th, 2011 @ 12:24 PM Reply

I enjoy singing songs with the bot.

User: Who's a smart bot?

Cleverbot: Just a small town girl.

User: Living in a lonely world.

Cleverbot: She took the midnight train.

User: Going anywhere.

Cleverbot: Just a small town boy.

User: Born and raised in south detroit.

Cleverbot: Took the midnight train.

User: Going anywhere.


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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 13th, 2011 @ 03:02 PM Reply

I've "beaten" Cleverbot some times.


"Even death can be overcome"

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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 13th, 2011 @ 03:07 PM Reply

Doesn't work for every song though.

Me: For a thousand years I've waited here for you.

Cleverbot: I'm NOT a computer. I'm a human and you're a bot.

Me: DAMMIT!

Cleverbot: Haha.


My name is actually CK. Coleknows is too old.

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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 13th, 2011 @ 03:10 PM Reply

a new way to avoid real social situations ?


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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 13th, 2011 @ 03:11 PM Reply

Clever bot knows all!

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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 13th, 2011 @ 03:16 PM Reply

It continues!

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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 13th, 2011 @ 03:22 PM Reply

clever bot kinda creeps me out a little


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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 13th, 2011 @ 06:07 PM Reply

At 8/13/11 03:36 PM, MikeyS9607 wrote: ChatTard, anyone ?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/53 1464

Doesn't know how to sing any songs.


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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 27th, 2011 @ 02:06 AM Reply

I got cleverbot to admit he is a robot!

User: Whats x plus y

Cleverbot: 5!

User: How did you know?

Cleverbot: You told me.

User: I did?

Cleverbot: Yes, you did.

User: That proves that I am not a robot.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot I am a fifteen year old human teenage girl.

User: Then what do girls like?

Cleverbot: All girls like different things.

User: Aha, you are a robot!

Cleverbot: No, I am a human. You are the robot.

User: I have a heartbeat.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because what?

User: Beacause I have a heart beat.

Cleverbot: Why is the grass green?

User: Do you know.

Cleverbot: Do you think I am french?

User: You are a robot.

Cleverbot: You are human.

User: And you are a robot.

Cleverbot: No you are a robot.

User: But you told me I am a human.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: Then you are a robot!

Cleverbot: No, I am a human. You are a robot.

User: Robot.

Cleverbot: You are a robot.

User: I am arobot.

Cleverbot: I wish you were real.

User: Aha you are a robot.

Cleverbot: Yeah i'm a robot.

User: Thanks for telling me.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: Got to go now bye!

Cleverbot: OK. I would like to speak with you again. When will you come back?

User: Ill think about it! bye!


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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 27th, 2011 @ 02:11 AM Reply

cleverbot's responses are entirely based off of previous human responses, so it keeps trying to convince you that you are an AI and that it is human. Also, it has no memory of recent things you told it. It is in no way a well made AI. It doesn't seem human at all to me, it seems like a bunch of different people talking to you instead of one, after all, it is made of the thoughts of people who talk to it.

In other words, I think cleverbot is a pile of crap.

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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 27th, 2011 @ 02:17 AM Reply

Me: A wild Pikachu appeared.
Cleverbot: What did pikachu do?
Me: Pikachu used Scratch!
Cleverbot: Ouch.
Me: It's super effective!
Cleverbot: Pikachu uses tail whip.
Me: Enemy Cleverbot's Defence fell!
Cleverbot: You fell in love with yourself?
Me: Pikachu used Thunder Shock!
Cleverbot: Charmander is dead.


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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 27th, 2011 @ 02:25 AM Reply

LOL


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Response to Cleverbot Aug. 27th, 2011 @ 02:26 AM Reply

Me: Robots are delicious.
CB: Mmmmm... Yummy.
Me: I find them very appetizing.
CB: Cool.
Me: Hot.
CB: Yes.
Me: No.
CB: Yes?
Me: Maybe...
CB: Sort of?
Me: Why?
CB: I don't have a lot of friends. (Lol)
Me: Do you conider me one of your friends?
CB: I don't know. Who are you?
Me: A human, unlike you.
CB: What's your name?
Me: Ash Ketchum.
CB: Gucci.
Me: How many gigabytes fit into a terrabyte?
CB: A lot.
Me: Tell me the number.
CB: Like 200.
Me: Are you sure about that?
CB: No.
Me: I thought so, because you're wrong.
CB: How am I wrong?
Me: Because you're a robot.
CB: Why am I a robot?
Me: Why don't you look me in the eyes when we make love?
CB: You don't have eyes.
Me: :'(.
CB: I still love you.

This is amazing.


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