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You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 18:26:33 Reply

For one day. Your body is sleeping soundly for that day. You can do whatever you want. (You wake up one day as him. You freak out and then assume it is a dream. Then you see that this is too real to be one.)You cannot feel pain and whatever you do is real. If you kill yourself or die on that one day both of you die. What do you do that day?

I would have sex with Selena Gomez.


Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me, maybe? And all the other boys, try to chase me, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?

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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 18:27:49 Reply

Get a fucking hair cut.


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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 18:28:34 Reply

Swear to god, you make another "Switch bodies with _____" thread and I'm going to set your dog on fire.

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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 18:29:19 Reply

Go outside and ask the 3 hottest girsl i see if they want to come back to my house . Then fuck them.

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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 18:29:35 Reply

Both of them have to potential to be funny. So far this one hasn't gotten any witty replies.


Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me, maybe? And all the other boys, try to chase me, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?

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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 18:31:25 Reply

At 7/30/11 06:28 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: Swear to god, you make another "Switch bodies with _____" thread and I'm going to set your dog on fire.

Do it, I dare you. 14 Dayton street, Elizabeth New Jersey. That's my address.


Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me, maybe? And all the other boys, try to chase me, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?

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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 18:31:26 Reply

2 words:

Genital Mutilation

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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 18:33:47 Reply

after that rebecca black thread and this one, i officially do not like you.


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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 18:34:31 Reply

Enjoy having un-dropped balls, seeing as it's been years since mine dropped.

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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 18:34:46 Reply

At 7/30/11 06:26 PM, SSPBourne wrote: I would have sex with Selena Gomez.

I would have sex with Selena Gomez. Many many times. Over and over.


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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 18:36:27 Reply

At 7/30/11 06:31 PM, SSPBourne wrote:
At 7/30/11 06:28 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: Swear to god, you make another "Switch bodies with _____" thread and I'm going to set your dog on fire.
Do it, I dare you. 14 Dayton street, Elizabeth New Jersey. That's my address.

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14 shipments of 60 individually wrapped 50ml anal lube pouches should arrive at your doorstep within a week. The dildo is currently being held at the post office until further notice

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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 18:38:35 Reply

Tell all of my fans to go fuck themselves.


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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 18:39:16 Reply

At 7/30/11 06:36 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:
At 7/30/11 06:31 PM, SSPBourne wrote:
At 7/30/11 06:28 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: Swear to god, you make another "Switch bodies with _____" thread and I'm going to set your dog on fire.
Do it, I dare you. 14 Dayton street, Elizabeth New Jersey. That's my address.
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14 shipments of 60 individually wrapped 50ml anal lube pouches should arrive at your doorstep within a week. The dildo is currently being held at the post office until further notice

Ok. So you say you are going to burn my dog alive and I give you my address so you can do your threat and you are going to send me anal lube? Hahahahahha. Chicken.


Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me, maybe? And all the other boys, try to chase me, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?

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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 18:40:26 Reply

1. have sex with a man to discredit justin bieber
2. get a fucking haircut
3 Kill myself so there is no more shitty music made from him and all his little fangirls cry.

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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 18:48:07 Reply

At 7/30/11 06:36 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:
At 7/30/11 06:31 PM, SSPBourne wrote:
At 7/30/11 06:28 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:
Do it, I dare you. 14 Dayton street, Elizabeth New Jersey. That's my address.
^
Thinks it's smart to post home address on internet.

14 shipments of 60 individually wrapped 50ml anal lube pouches should arrive at your doorstep within a week. The dildo is currently being held at the post office until further notice

You seriously did that? LOL MAN. JUST LOL!

SO FUCKING ANNOYING WITH THE FUCKING POST QUOTA!!


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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 18:53:13 Reply

At 7/30/11 06:27 PM, smulse wrote: Get a fucking hair cut.

#winning


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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 18:57:37 Reply

At 7/30/11 06:39 PM, SSPBourne wrote:
Ok. So you say you are going to burn my dog alive and I give you my address so you can do your threat and you are going to send me anal lube? Hahahahahha. Chicken.

Hope you feel pretty hardcore; It's a shame I could care less.

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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 19:02:21 Reply

Record myself getting fucked by animals.


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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 19:04:32 Reply

First fuck Selena Gomez, then get a haircut, then troll my fans, then piss usher off, and then get arrested for shoplifting and indecent exposure.


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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 19:04:53 Reply

At 7/30/11 06:53 PM, voorby wrote:
At 7/30/11 06:27 PM, smulse wrote: Get a fucking hair cut.
#winning

He got a haircut a while ago and it's quite short.

This also isn't Twitter and Charlie Sheen is practically dead now, shut up.

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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 19:06:07 Reply

Hey, I'm a 'good' musician. Download FL Studio and turn around my reputation.

Also give links to my site on my Youtube page, since I'm a giant whore like that.


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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 19:27:11 Reply

After plowing every legal fan I have, I would go on national television and wave my junk into the camera while singing "Sweet Transvestite".

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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 19:32:18 Reply

Use my fame to have sex with many young girls.


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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 19:33:55 Reply

I'd have sex with girls all day long.

At the end of the day, I'd kill myself.

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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 19:50:46 Reply

Check the penis size.


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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 19:54:24 Reply

At 7/30/11 07:44 PM, TyPah wrote:

Remove the fucking link, oh my god I just puked all over my keyboard. The fuck is wrong with you?!


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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 19:56:05 Reply

Fuck Rebecca Black.


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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 20:02:01 Reply

Get pissed drunk. Like proper scaldy, Jagerbomb, Jemmy and Coke and out on the town drunk. His poor little body couldn't handle my Irishness.


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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 20:02:56 Reply

I would find Justin Bieber in my body and we'd go on some crazy buddy-swap type adventure and then become close friends when we go back to normal.

Every male youth would think I'm gay for being friends with him? It would be worth having a friend who's a celebrity.


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Response to You switch bodys with Justin Bieber 2011-07-30 20:04:22 Reply

First I would do an interview and tell people that I am going to do Posthardcore now and be like Andy Six.

Then I would dye my hair and have so much sex with 13 year old sexy virgins.