At 7/2/11 11:12 AM, FairSquare wrote: No, i will play softly to you when you want to sleep and sing a lullaby :3

That is very nice from you, thanks for the lovely offer :)

Acoustic guitars. Usually douches who bring them to parties to try and hit on girls.

I love the piano.

At 7/2/11 11:14 AM, ChaRee wrote: Acoustic guitars. Usually douches who bring them to parties to try and hit on girls.

I love the piano.

I went to a party a couple of weeks ago. They had an acoustic guitar.
Yeah, i played it and sang.

At 7/2/11 11:17 AM, FairSquare wrote:

At 7/2/11 11:14 AM, ChaRee wrote: Acoustic guitars. Usually douches who bring them to parties to try and hit on girls.

I love the piano.

I went to a party a couple of weeks ago. They had an acoustic guitar.
Yeah, i played it and sang.

I bet you played Wonderwall to the whole room to wow everyone.

At 7/2/11 11:19 AM, Rummy0 wrote: Well I think this proves them correct, getting violent over a petty insult pretty much makes you a gigantic douche.

*activation double-bassdrum attack in progress*

I don't know if I would call these an instrument, but people who "play" them are pretty much douches in my books.

At 7/2/11 11:24 AM, TailsPrower wrote: I don't know if I would call these an instrument, but people who "play" them are pretty much douches in my books.

Vuvuzelas, I guess. I agree that they are annoying. They count as instruments.

At 7/2/11 11:19 AM, levusbevus wrote:

At 7/2/11 11:17 AM, FairSquare wrote:

At 7/2/11 11:14 AM, ChaRee wrote: Acoustic guitars. Usually douches who bring them to parties to try and hit on girls.

I love the piano.

I went to a party a couple of weeks ago. They had an acoustic guitar.
Yeah, i played it and sang.

I bet you played Wonderwall to the whole room to wow everyone.

I played Hallelujah, actually.
And i only started to play the guitar 5 days before that event.

At 7/2/11 12:03 PM, Bees wrote:

At 7/2/11 11:59 AM, ComradeMolotov wrote: the mandelin

no way john paul jones plays the mandolin beautifully

What bees said. The battle of evermore and gallows pole are great examples.

At 7/2/11 11:09 AM, LiquidOoze wrote: Everybody here who said drummers are douchebags better have a good life insurance. My VicFirth drumsticks are quite good ones to beat you with.

dbag

autotune and the flute you are forced to play in elementary school

D'aww, I recently started to play acoustic guitar. I just hope that that doesn't make me a douche, as I never take it anywhere and refuse to brag at all until I can play Layla by Eric Clapton, as that's when I think bragging rights are earned.

A guitar tuned to sound like Dave Matthews, the epitome of douchebaggery.

At 7/2/11 10:19 AM, Lorkas wrote: What are the instruments that only douchebags play?

I'd give my vote to the bass guitar.

You bastard. how dare you insult the bass? the doucheist on instruments is the vuvuzela.

The accordion, amirite?

At 7/2/11 12:28 PM, ARGNAGRAM wrote: The accordion, amirite?

Well, it is your opinion, so you are right.

I can't believe this thread exists.

At 7/2/11 11:05 AM, FairSquare wrote: Fuck, i play drums and acoustic guitar

Ya but you're submitting my favorite audio submissions so just shit on Lorkas.

People who play the Flute.

Because they're usually uptight cunts.

People who play on the Dinosoar

Bassoons, because no one really likes the sound of them. it's like a cat going through a blender.

Bass? Isn't that guitar for retards!

At 7/2/11 02:29 PM, Quicksmasher wrote:

At 7/2/11 11:05 AM, FairSquare wrote: Fuck, i play drums and acoustic guitar

Ya but you're submitting my favorite audio submissions so just shit on Lorkas.

Thanks :3

At 7/2/11 02:28 PM, Asandir wrote:

At 7/2/11 12:28 PM, ARGNAGRAM wrote: The accordion, amirite?

Well, it is your opinion, so you are right.

Ok then.

At 7/2/11 10:39 AM, ifureadthisdie wrote: I agree on drummers and acoustic guitar players. Since girls eat up guitar players, they tend to get a bit douchey and narcissistic. I bet they get a boner from just holding the guitar.

Acoustic guitar players are often douchebags, but not 100% of the time. They're only douchebags when they pretend to be deep and sensitive just to get laid.

And drummers, for some odd reason, the drummer is almost always the one who is fucking up a band/leaving over some bullshit.

Are you fucking serious? Clearly you've never seen a band play. The singer and guitarist are the two most likely to leave the band, because they're fighting each other over attention.

At 7/2/11 10:25 AM, simon wrote:

At 7/2/11 10:23 AM, HighWay wrote: Drummers. Fucking trust me on this one. I've had way to many bad experiences with them.

This. Also OP, bass guitar? The fuck? Probably the quietest people in the band.

I play drums, and I'm the nicest douchebag you could ever meet!

Why is everyone saying drummers? I'm usually a quiet guy who has usually only nice things to say. I don't just go ripping on everyone. I also play guitar and bass. Does that make me the douchiest of all?

Fuckin' horse radish though

At 7/2/11 10:21 AM, The-Great-One wrote: However there are just some douchebag guitar players who think that Pink Floyd is the greatest band that has ever walked the Earth.

I agreed with you up until this sentence, most acoustic guitar players don't seem to take much of an interest in Pink Floyd. Most of them play just barre chords or whatever, whereas Pink Floyd came up with insanely complex arrangements (for their genre, at least) that can't be replicated with just an acoustic guitar. I guess that wouldn't stop them from saying they liked them to get cred or whatever which is probably what you were getting at.
Additionally, fuck you pink floyd is the greatest band ever to walk the earth srs fan here i own all their records even the division bell and that one sucked

I'd say acoustic guitar usually takes the cake but honestly it's really just the attention whores (for any instrument really) that are douchebags, the ones that play at school or on the corner or something for no reason other than to show off.

The band of talentless douchebags!