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Sex Ban In Kenya! :o

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Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-20 16:14:05


Some of you may remember the sex ban that was Kenya back in 2009...
I recently found out about it, but I'm struck with confusion

If you don't know anything on the matter... below are some links that may tickle your fancy...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8025457.stm
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/africa /04/30/kenya.sex.ban/

What I don't get however, is what the war was about? and who was it against?
The articles seem just to concentrate on the sex ban that took place

If anyone could explain that to me, that'd be great!

Cheers!

Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-20 16:21:49


And they reproduce...how?


They said I could become anything so I became everything.

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Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-20 16:24:04


At 6/20/11 04:21 PM, Magic-Mushroom wrote: And they reproduce...how?

didn't you know Kenyans reproduce asexually?

i thought that was common knowledge

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Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-20 16:24:18


At 6/20/11 04:21 PM, Magic-Mushroom wrote: And they reproduce...how?

they're african

in case you haven't noticed, they're not big on laws

or abstinence

or anything involving order or logic

Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-20 16:25:42


At 6/20/11 04:24 PM, EmperorOfSwag wrote: or anything involving order or logic

reproducing is illogical


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Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-20 16:25:55


Africa is fucked up.

EAT DA POO POO

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Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-20 16:26:03


At 6/20/11 04:21 PM, Magic-Mushroom wrote: And they reproduce...how?

They only did it for a week.

Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-20 16:30:39


At 6/20/11 04:26 PM, Wolfos wrote:
At 6/20/11 04:21 PM, Magic-Mushroom wrote: And they reproduce...how?
They only did it for a week.

Or actually, they didn't for a week if you catch the drift.

Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-20 16:34:06


At 6/20/11 04:25 PM, Spilda-Bongwata wrote:
At 6/20/11 04:24 PM, EmperorOfSwag wrote: or anything involving order or logic
reproducing is illogical

what is logical has been laid down in the annals of the church as preached by our saviour and saints

sex is a connection with nature and god

but it's not something to be done hastily and without thought, like africans do

Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-20 16:36:59


It's superpower countries that need the ban if anyone.

At 6/20/11 04:34 PM, EmperorOfSwag wrote:

Explain the animal kingdom.


When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.

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Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-20 17:30:56


Where can you see sex bans? Only in Kenya. Only in Kenya we've got sex bans.


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Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-20 17:35:20


Way to push the rape numbers even higher in kenya!

GJ U SILLEH BLACKKIEEESSS

Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-20 17:46:01


No sex = No meaning in life.

Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-20 17:47:52



but it's not something to be done hastily and without thought, like africans do

american teen pregnancy....?

Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-20 17:50:33


This reminds me, I was gonna masturbate.


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Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-20 17:51:12


At 6/20/11 05:47 PM, CherinoGears wrote:

but it's not something to be done hastily and without thought, like africans do
american teen pregnancy....?

another problem entirely

that's not the subject here bucko

Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-20 17:51:52


At 6/20/11 04:21 PM, Magic-Mushroom wrote: And they reproduce...how?

Angela Jolie adopted a lot of African men.

Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-20 18:03:08


You see, kenyas goverment couldn't decide on a issue so some women activist groups decided to make a sex ban until the issue was decided.

I'm not sure which was the issue, and there was an article on cracked that explained this better, but i can't seem to find it.


Putting back fun in funeral.

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Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-20 18:07:07


At 6/20/11 05:46 PM, AsianOverlord wrote: No sex = No meaning in life.

Get a hobby you hormone-seeping meatbag.


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-20 18:11:59


It only lasted a week, and it wasn't a government law, a bunch of women just got together and promised not to have sex, enough women joined and their campaign worked. it was for political reform for those that can't read. Yup, if you want to control men, promise no sex until they do what you want.


I'm just a dreamer.

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Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-20 20:02:39


Well, all I know is they got Lions and Tigers.


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Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-20 20:33:05


I think I read in a Ripley's Believe It Or Not book that there was another society that banned sex and of course, they died out quite easily. Maybe they're going to make more people by cloning, although I doubt any African country would have the technology to clone anything at all. Maybe they're working on a way to become immortal, but that will never happen in Kenya. I guess they really want to get rid of AIDS.


You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock

Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-20 20:36:18


At 6/20/11 04:21 PM, Magic-Mushroom wrote: And they reproduce...how?

No one in Kenya should be reproducing in the current state that country is in right now.


Give me cash and receive arts!

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Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-20 22:48:34


paying hookers.
no ones gonna do that.
sex + money beats money.


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Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-20 22:51:03


At 6/20/11 09:50 PM, Rummy0 wrote: I keep reading this as "Sax ban", what the fuck!?

im saving that gif.


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Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-20 22:54:57


They're running out of ideas on how to get rid of/stop aids.

Fuck it, just stop fucking all together. There, no more aids.

The guy below me is gay

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Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-21 00:15:34


At 6/20/11 04:34 PM, EmperorOfSwag wrote:
At 6/20/11 04:25 PM, Spilda-Bongwata wrote:
At 6/20/11 04:24 PM, EmperorOfSwag wrote: or anything involving order or logic
reproducing is illogical
what is logical has been laid down in the annals of the church as preached by our saviour and saints

sex is a connection with nature and god

but it's not something to be done hastily and without thought, like africans do

It's when people attach bullshit to sexual intercourse that these problems arise. Your saviour and saints are preaching bullshit, and you're eating it up. Sex is connection between two people designed to produce new life. That is all. There is no inherent emotion to go along with it. Having to be in love to have sex is like having to be sad to jog, there is no connection whatsoever beyond what the priests say but fail to back up. Logic and religion are opposites.

And if it's not bad enough that you preach the bullshit all to often crammed down the throats of youth, you go on to demonize those who have intercourse for purposes other than love. How dare they not accept the emotion you've chosen to be present during this particular activity. Choke and die ignorant fool.

Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-21 00:18:39


At 6/20/11 10:54 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: They're running out of ideas on how to get rid of/stop aids.
Fuck it, just stop fucking all together. There, no more aids.

If only there was some small latex covering that could be placed over the penis to prevent the spread of STD's and semen 99% of the time.

They're going to punish everyone in the country because of the morons that don't use protection in an AIDS-ridden land?

Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-21 00:32:07


At 6/21/11 12:15 AM, 1916 wrote: It's when people attach bullshit to sexual intercourse that these problems arise. Your saviour and saints are preaching bullshit, and you're eating it up.

I agree on that part, but...

Sex is connection between two people designed to produce new life.

...to suggest sex was "designed" almost implies you agree with the whole intelligent design thing and morality load. If you meant "sex is intended," then we must not forget gay sex, pedo sex, trans-species sex, and of course sex with contraception. Often people do intend to have kids, but they might secretly have at least partial motivation from the physical pleasure of it. As Holden Caulfield would wonder, how can anyone know they're doing it just to be heroic [in creating life]?

Anyway, my dad's going to Kenya in a few months for some volunteer thing. I guess I should tell him not to expect very high pay.


The simple fact is that some people will never be happy, no matter how good their lives are.

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Response to Sex Ban In Kenya! :o 2011-06-21 00:39:50


At 6/20/11 08:33 PM, Ericho wrote: I think I read in a Ripley's Believe It Or Not book that there was another society that banned sex and of course, they died out quite easily.

Religious group in the 70's. The only way they could make their society bigger was to recruit new members, not birth them. Not many people wanted to join though because of their religious opinions.


I'm just a dreamer.

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