I wish that rage's thread gets unlocked the one in Wi/Ht.

I wish I was a cowboy in the old West.

At 2/21/11 07:45 PM, newgroundskeeperjim wrote: I wish I was a cowboy in the old West.

Granted, but you're the cowboy from Brokeback Mountain.
I wish I was tall.

At 2/21/11 07:47 PM, SimpleStuff wrote:

At 2/21/11 07:45 PM, newgroundskeeperjim wrote: I wish I was a cowboy in the old West.

Granted, but you're the cowboy from Brokeback Mountain.
I wish I was tall.

Granted. You were brutally raped by a giraffe.

i wish my pillow was more fuzzy

At 2/21/11 07:47 PM, SimpleStuff wrote:

At 2/21/11 07:45 PM, newgroundskeeperjim wrote: I wish I was a cowboy in the old West.

Granted, but you're the cowboy from Brokeback Mountain.
I wish I was tall.

You are to tall. You head goes into space and has no oxygen.
I wish I was not full of shit anymore

i wish my pillow was more fuzzy

Granted, but your pillow is made of my pubes.

I wish I could make the best goulash.

At 2/21/11 07:51 PM, creativeusage wrote: I wish I could make the best goulash.

Granted, but when you try to eat it, it's too hot and burns your tongue.

I wish I received a perfect ACT score.

At 2/19/11 09:24 PM, Yert wrote: Too bad forum games aren't allowed.

I wish you would go fuck yourself

I wish boner shit fucker

At 2/21/11 08:00 PM, Falconpunchr wrote:

At 2/19/11 09:24 PM, Yert wrote: Too bad forum games aren't allowed.

I wish you would go fuck yourself

Granted, but you're watching it.

I wish I was Esshole, again.

At 2/21/11 07:56 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 2/21/11 07:55 PM, newgroundskeeperjim wrote:

I wish I received a perfect ACT score.

Granted but you get so many people sucking up to you that you drop out.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but you no longer have a wish to wish for, figured it out, and killed yourself because it was important that you got it.

i wish i had super powers

At 2/21/11 08:00 PM, Falconpunchr wrote:

At 2/19/11 09:24 PM, Yert wrote: Too bad forum games aren't allowed.

I wish you would go fuck yourself

Granted, but afterwards he fucks you.

I wish I was able to bench more weight.

At 2/21/11 08:07 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 2/21/11 08:04 PM, Dubbi wrote:

I wish I was able to bench more weight.

Wish granted but one of your main arteries pop and cause you to die.

I wish to meet some anime character.

Granted, but it's one of those disturbing hentais, so you proceed to be brutally raped and murdered.

I wish I can take a blissful vacation to Hawaii.

I wish this thread answered in chronological order.

At 2/21/11 08:19 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 2/21/11 08:13 PM, Dromedary wrote: I wish this thread answered in chronological order.

Wish granted but people aren't refreshing and reading the newest post. :-(

I wish for something.

Wish DENIED.

Game over folks.

At 2/21/11 08:19 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 2/21/11 08:13 PM, Dromedary wrote: I wish this thread answered in chronological order.

Wish granted but people aren't refreshing and reading the newest post. :-(

I wish for something.

Granted but that something is AIDS

I wish that my school has a snow day tommorrow.

Granted, but you die of hypothermia.

I wish I had a machine that could make anything out of anything.

At 2/21/11 08:43 PM, WeirdJamFace wrote: Granted, but you die of hypothermia.

I wish I had a machine that could make anything out of anything.

Granted. it makes orangekiller move into your house.

i wish i was a cat.

At 2/21/11 08:46 PM, Twilight wrote:

At 2/21/11 08:45 PM, sweet21 wrote:

At 2/21/11 08:43 PM, WeirdJamFace wrote: Granted, but you die of hypothermia.

I wish I had a machine that could make anything out of anything.

Granted. it makes orangekiller move into your house.

i wish i was a cat.

Granted, you're Oprah's pussy.

I wish my straw was a straw.

Granted but anything you drink with it tastes like semen.
I wish I would have known about this thread earlier.

At 2/21/11 08:11 PM, Dubbi wrote:

I wish I can take a blissful vacation to Hawaii.

I wish my wish was granted.

At 2/21/11 09:15 PM, Dubbi wrote:

At 2/21/11 08:11 PM, Dubbi wrote:

I wish I can take a blissful vacation to Hawaii.

I wish my wish was granted.

Granted, but a volcano will blow forcing you to evacuate the second you arrive.

At 2/21/11 09:17 PM, Shade wrote:

At 2/21/11 08:49 PM, Kanon wrote:
Granted but anything you drink with it tastes like semen.
I wish I would have known about this thread earlier.

Granted, but it got deleted and you got banned

I wish I was Bruce Campbell's best friend.

Granted, but you find out he is a asshole.

I wish i could think of wishes.

At 2/21/11 09:20 PM, Twilight wrote:
I wish Whitney Cummings was funny.

Granted, but you lose your ability to laugh due to a traumatic experience.

I wish girls found me irresistible.

At 2/21/11 09:36 PM, Dubbi wrote:

At 2/21/11 09:20 PM, Twilight wrote:
I wish Whitney Cummings was funny.

Granted, but you lose your ability to laugh due to a traumatic experience.

I wish girls found me irresistible.

granted, but onlyfat chicks will come after you.

i wish i could do the dougie

At 2/21/11 09:48 PM, ddawg321 wrote:

At 2/21/11 09:36 PM, Dubbi wrote:

At 2/21/11 09:20 PM, Twilight wrote:
I wish Whitney Cummings was funny.

Granted, but you lose your ability to laugh due to a traumatic experience.

I wish girls found me irresistible.

granted, but onlyfat chicks will come after you.

i wish i could do the dougie

Granted.

At 2/21/11 10:05 PM, tri-circle wrote: I wish that Helix6 would come back to newgrounds.

granted, but helix6 turns into a prick.

I wish my threads weren't shitty

I wish that tom-fulp gave me the right to newgrounds for free.

Granted but world-wide censorship bans newgrounds.

At 2/21/11 10:16 PM, Roy-Tomara wrote: I wish my threads weren't shitty

Granted but you look like a failed abortion so no matter how good your threads are you still fail.

I wish I could destroy the Universe.

At 2/21/11 10:37 PM, Armour wrote:

At 2/21/11 10:16 PM, Roy-Tomara wrote: I wish my threads weren't shitty

Granted but you look like a failed abortion so no matter how good your threads are you still fail.

I wish I could destroy the Universe.

Granted, but you destroy that other universe.

I wish I was a talented, well known flash artist.