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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 20:03:41

At 2/21/11 08:00 PM, Falconpunchr wrote:
At 2/19/11 09:24 PM, Yert wrote: Too bad forum games aren't allowed.
I wish you would go fuck yourself

Granted, but you're watching it.

I wish I was Esshole, again.


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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 20:04:21

At 2/21/11 07:56 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 2/21/11 07:55 PM, newgroundskeeperjim wrote:
I wish I received a perfect ACT score.
Granted but you get so many people sucking up to you that you drop out.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but you no longer have a wish to wish for, figured it out, and killed yourself because it was important that you got it.

i wish i had super powers


I'm just a dreamer.
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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 20:04:32

At 2/21/11 08:00 PM, Falconpunchr wrote:
At 2/19/11 09:24 PM, Yert wrote: Too bad forum games aren't allowed.
I wish you would go fuck yourself

Granted, but afterwards he fucks you.

I wish I was able to bench more weight.


I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing
Than teach 10,000 stars how not to dance.
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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 20:07:35

At 2/21/11 08:04 PM, Dubbi wrote:
I wish I was able to bench more weight.

Wish granted but one of your main arteries pop and cause you to die.

I wish to meet some anime character.


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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 20:11:24

At 2/21/11 08:07 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 2/21/11 08:04 PM, Dubbi wrote:
I wish I was able to bench more weight.
Wish granted but one of your main arteries pop and cause you to die.

I wish to meet some anime character.

Granted, but it's one of those disturbing hentais, so you proceed to be brutally raped and murdered.

I wish I can take a blissful vacation to Hawaii.


I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing
Than teach 10,000 stars how not to dance.
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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 20:13:16

I wish this thread answered in chronological order.


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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 20:19:55

At 2/21/11 08:13 PM, Dromedary wrote: I wish this thread answered in chronological order.

Wish granted but people aren't refreshing and reading the newest post. :-(

I wish for something.


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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 20:27:23

At 2/21/11 08:19 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 2/21/11 08:13 PM, Dromedary wrote: I wish this thread answered in chronological order.
Wish granted but people aren't refreshing and reading the newest post. :-(

I wish for something.

Wish DENIED.

Game over folks.


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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 20:39:34

At 2/21/11 08:19 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 2/21/11 08:13 PM, Dromedary wrote: I wish this thread answered in chronological order.
Wish granted but people aren't refreshing and reading the newest post. :-(

I wish for something.

Granted but that something is AIDS

I wish that my school has a snow day tommorrow.

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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 20:43:40

Granted, but you die of hypothermia.

I wish I had a machine that could make anything out of anything.


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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 20:45:21

At 2/21/11 08:43 PM, WeirdJamFace wrote: Granted, but you die of hypothermia.

I wish I had a machine that could make anything out of anything.

Granted. it makes orangekiller move into your house.

i wish i was a cat.


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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 20:45:49

At 2/21/11 08:43 PM, WeirdJamFace wrote:
I wish I had a machine that could make anything out of anything.

Wish granted but the machine poisons your food and kills you.

I wish I had three kitties.


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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 20:49:23

At 2/21/11 08:46 PM, Twilight wrote:
At 2/21/11 08:45 PM, sweet21 wrote:
At 2/21/11 08:43 PM, WeirdJamFace wrote: Granted, but you die of hypothermia.

I wish I had a machine that could make anything out of anything.
Granted. it makes orangekiller move into your house.

i wish i was a cat.
Granted, you're Oprah's pussy.

I wish my straw was a straw.

Granted but anything you drink with it tastes like semen.
I wish I would have known about this thread earlier.


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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 21:15:28

At 2/21/11 08:11 PM, Dubbi wrote:
I wish I can take a blissful vacation to Hawaii.

I wish my wish was granted.


I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing
Than teach 10,000 stars how not to dance.
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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 21:17:13

At 2/21/11 09:15 PM, Dubbi wrote:
At 2/21/11 08:11 PM, Dubbi wrote:
I wish I can take a blissful vacation to Hawaii.
I wish my wish was granted.

Granted, but a volcano will blow forcing you to evacuate the second you arrive.


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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 21:17:43

At 2/21/11 08:49 PM, Kanon wrote:
Granted but anything you drink with it tastes like semen.
I wish I would have known about this thread earlier.

Granted, but it got deleted and you got banned

I wish I was Bruce Campbell's best friend.

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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 21:19:30

At 2/21/11 09:17 PM, Shade wrote:
At 2/21/11 08:49 PM, Kanon wrote:
Granted but anything you drink with it tastes like semen.
I wish I would have known about this thread earlier.
Granted, but it got deleted and you got banned

I wish I was Bruce Campbell's best friend.

Granted, but you find out he is a asshole.

I wish i could think of wishes.


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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 21:36:02

At 2/21/11 09:20 PM, Twilight wrote:
I wish Whitney Cummings was funny.

Granted, but you lose your ability to laugh due to a traumatic experience.

I wish girls found me irresistible.


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Than teach 10,000 stars how not to dance.
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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 21:48:04

At 2/21/11 09:36 PM, Dubbi wrote:
At 2/21/11 09:20 PM, Twilight wrote:
I wish Whitney Cummings was funny.
Granted, but you lose your ability to laugh due to a traumatic experience.
I wish girls found me irresistible.

granted, but onlyfat chicks will come after you.

i wish i could do the dougie

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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 21:52:15

At 2/21/11 09:48 PM, ddawg321 wrote:
At 2/21/11 09:36 PM, Dubbi wrote:
At 2/21/11 09:20 PM, Twilight wrote:
I wish Whitney Cummings was funny.
Granted, but you lose your ability to laugh due to a traumatic experience.
I wish girls found me irresistible.
granted, but onlyfat chicks will come after you.

i wish i could do the dougie

Granted.


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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 22:05:31

I wish that Helix6 would come back to newgrounds.


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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 22:13:46

At 2/21/11 10:05 PM, tri-circle wrote: I wish that Helix6 would come back to newgrounds.

granted, but helix6 turns into a prick.

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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 22:16:16

I wish my threads weren't shitty


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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 22:19:50

At 2/21/11 10:16 PM, Roy-Tomara wrote: I wish my threads weren't shitty

Granted, but you are banned from all forums in the world
I wish that tom-fulp gave me the right to newgrounds for free.


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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 22:25:38

I wish that tom-fulp gave me the right to newgrounds for free.

Granted but world-wide censorship bans newgrounds.


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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 22:37:05

At 2/21/11 10:16 PM, Roy-Tomara wrote: I wish my threads weren't shitty

Granted but you look like a failed abortion so no matter how good your threads are you still fail.

I wish I could destroy the Universe.

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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 22:40:31

At 2/21/11 10:37 PM, Armour wrote:
At 2/21/11 10:16 PM, Roy-Tomara wrote: I wish my threads weren't shitty
Granted but you look like a failed abortion so no matter how good your threads are you still fail.

I wish I could destroy the Universe.

Granted, but you destroy that other universe.

I wish I was a talented, well known flash artist.


I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing
Than teach 10,000 stars how not to dance.
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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 22:44:13

At 2/21/11 10:40 PM, Dubbi wrote:
At 2/21/11 10:37 PM, Armour wrote:
At 2/21/11 10:16 PM, Roy-Tomara wrote: I wish my threads weren't shitty
Granted but you look like a failed abortion so no matter how good your threads are you still fail.

I wish I could destroy the Universe.
Granted, but you destroy that other universe.
I wish I was a talented, well known flash artist.

granted, but all you can make is porn and get censored.

i wish that i could see the future

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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 23:06:12

At 2/21/11 10:44 PM, ddawg321 wrote:
At 2/21/11 10:40 PM, Dubbi wrote:
At 2/21/11 10:37 PM, Armour wrote:
At 2/21/11 10:16 PM, Roy-Tomara wrote: I wish my threads weren't shitty
Granted but you look like a failed abortion so no matter how good your threads are you still fail.

I wish I could destroy the Universe.
Granted, but you destroy that other universe.
I wish I was a talented, well known flash artist.
granted, but all you can make is porn and get censored.

i wish that i could see the future

Granted, but you're hit by a car coming from the future.

I wish the Troll Physics thread wasn't locked.

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Response to Corrupt A Wish [game] 2011-02-21 23:11:23

At 2/21/11 11:06 PM, GodOfVideoGames wrote:
I wish the Troll Physics thread wasn't locked.

Granted, but it then gets deleted.

I wish my feet were a shoe size bigger. (I have small feet lol)


I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing
Than teach 10,000 stars how not to dance.
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