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Reasons for a Girlfriend to 2011-01-16 14:15:55


I need reasons for a girlfriend to break up with her boyfriend. I'm making a comic and in the comic the girl breaks up with her boyfriend and she slews off a list of complaints before he picks her up and puts her outside hehe XD so give me some. I have so far:

Irresponsible
cheap
careless

I'm still in the beginning stages of the comic but i'll try and show everyone the girlfriend scene when i get through all the early work.

Response to Reasons for a Girlfriend to 2011-01-16 14:18:51


Alcoholic.
Abuses her.
Watches a movie every night when they could be fucking.
Posts on BBS too much.

Response to Reasons for a Girlfriend to 2011-01-16 14:20:37


He eats all the damn giga pudding and never buys more!


I'm just a dreamer.

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Response to Reasons for a Girlfriend to 2011-01-16 14:20:55


This sounds kinda like the opening sequence to Mallrats.


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Response to Reasons for a Girlfriend to 2011-01-16 14:21:37


At 1/16/11 02:15 PM, Sawke wrote: Irresponsible
cheap
careless

doesn't text back right away
doesn't say i love you enough
doesn't call every night
hangs out with friends too often
talks to too many girls on facebook
doesn't ask what's wrong enough
doesn't care about what i wanna do
never takes me out anywhere
fights with my dad
makes me drive places

those are all the dumb reasons my girlfriends tell me they break up with their boyfriends for.

Response to Reasons for a Girlfriend to 2011-01-16 14:22:52


At 1/16/11 02:21 PM, Kitala wrote: those are all the dumb reasons my girlfriends tell me they break up with their boyfriends for.

Sounds like they're 14.


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Response to Reasons for a Girlfriend to 2011-01-16 14:23:05


At 1/16/11 02:20 PM, DP36 wrote: This sounds kinda like the opening sequence to Mallrats.

difference being it's not, my scene takes place 10 pages in and has nothing to do with the plot it's just a side thing. Not a romance story.

Response to Reasons for a Girlfriend to 2011-01-16 14:24:22


Doesn't care about animals at all.


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Response to Reasons for a Girlfriend to 2011-01-16 14:24:29


At 1/16/11 02:21 PM, Kitala wrote:

those are all the dumb reasons my girlfriends tell me they break up with their boyfriends for.

wow i'm glad i don't date, clearly it's a waste of time if teens are that retarded.

Response to Reasons for a Girlfriend to 2011-01-16 14:25:30


At 1/16/11 02:17 PM, FurryOwlet wrote: The male partner is a demented and eats women, she discovers he's been hiding bones in his apartment and she's afraid he's going to eat her.

I'm liking this idea.


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Response to Reasons for a Girlfriend to 2011-01-16 14:26:12


At 1/16/11 02:21 PM, Kitala wrote: doesn't text back right away

Jesus anyone who breaks up with their BF over that should fucking DIE.

doesn't say i love you enough

She knows he loves her why the fuck does she need to hear it every 10 minutes

doesn't call every night

Maybe he wants some alone time

hangs out with friends too often

So god help you if you have a social life

talks to too many girls on facebook

Facebook sucks anyways

doesn't ask what's wrong enough

Maybe because nothing is wrong or should be

doesn't care about what i wanna do

Thats a bit insensitive but if you hint at it enough then...

never takes me out anywhere

Then ask

fights with my dad

The dads probably a dick head

makes me drive places

Eh im done writing


those are all the dumb reasons my girlfriends tell me they break up with their boyfriends for.

Agreed.

Response to Reasons for a Girlfriend to 2011-01-16 14:31:17


At 1/16/11 02:23 PM, Sawke wrote:
At 1/16/11 02:20 PM, DP36 wrote: This sounds kinda like the opening sequence to Mallrats.
difference being it's not, my scene takes place 10 pages in and has nothing to do with the plot it's just a side thing. Not a romance story.

Well I was just stating that a girlfriend giving a laundry list of problems for breaking up is almost exactly the same as when Rene left Brodie in the early parts of the movie Mallrats.


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Response to Reasons for a Girlfriend to 2011-01-16 14:32:08


I finished it for you.

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Response to Reasons for a Girlfriend to 2011-01-16 14:35:48


Because his Ecksbawks is more important.


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Response to Reasons for a Girlfriend to 2011-01-16 14:41:13


At 1/16/11 02:31 PM, DP36 wrote:

Well I was just stating that a girlfriend giving a laundry list of problems for breaking up is almost exactly the same as when Rene left Brodie in the early parts of the movie Mallrats.

ya i'm sure it's been done plenty of times before, it's not exactly hard to think of.

Response to Reasons for a Girlfriend to 2011-01-16 14:45:30


She's into very kinky things that he's not into.


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Response to Reasons for a Girlfriend to 2011-01-16 14:46:26


You can get some ideas by watching Jerry springer.


Everything is a conspiracy

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Response to Reasons for a Girlfriend to 2011-01-16 15:04:07


He beats her too much.


A vagina is really just a hat for a penis.

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Response to Reasons for a Girlfriend to 2011-01-16 15:25:21


Unhygienic and an overall prick.


Release your inner crazy.

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Response to Reasons for a Girlfriend to 2011-01-16 17:58:49


Because he doesn't like Glen Beck.

LOL!

Reasons for a Girlfriend to


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Response to Reasons for a Girlfriend to 2011-01-16 17:59:22


is a child

Response to Reasons for a Girlfriend to 2011-01-16 18:01:00


At 1/16/11 02:22 PM, simon wrote:
At 1/16/11 02:21 PM, Kitala wrote: those are all the dumb reasons my girlfriends tell me they break up with their boyfriends for.
Sounds like they're 14.

I fucking know right.


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Response to Reasons for a Girlfriend to 2011-01-16 18:03:31


-he cheats
-doesn't give her much attention
- he has a low sex rate like when you take pills sometimes guys have a hard time getting a boner
-he called her names
-he got in an arguement about how she should change because he wants her to be less weird and less anti social and wants her to be not so much herself..
-he's a douche bag
-he wont wear things she wants him to wear because if you wear what you're girlfriend wants she gets more attracted to you equaling to more sex.


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Response to Reasons for a Girlfriend to 2011-01-16 18:04:03


He dropped a pea on the floor.


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Response to Reasons for a Girlfriend to 2011-01-16 18:08:03


Not supportive when problems arise.
Lazy/unmotivated/unwilling to work etc
Argumentative.
Aggressive.

Usually there's a nasty break up when there's a sudden and negative change in personality.


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Response to Reasons for a Girlfriend to 2011-01-16 19:03:28


thx peeps. I probs cant show the comic for a few weeks but i'll try to show it sooner if i can, i just like to get my script in my head earlier.