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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 01:47:48 Reply

Once there was a parrot named parrot and he liked to fly around in the forest, but it was a rain forest, because he's a parrot and they live in the rain forest not the real forest.
The rain forest really sucks for birds because it rains all the time so he got his feathers wet and he couldn't fly so he said fuck this, and he could say that because parrots can talk, and he went somewhere where there wasn't any rain in the rain forest, which was no where, because it's obvious that the entire forest is covered in rain at all times otherwise they wouldn't call it a rain forest, so he went to the local fast food chain restaurant, which wasn't McDonald's because it was in South America, but then recently McDonald's had expanded into South America so it actually was McDonald's so he ordered a big mac, but not one of those new shitty big map wraps, the old ones with at least 50 grams of fat and he got fat so now he couldn't fly even when it was dry then some farmer saw how fat he was so he abducted the parrot because he thought it was a cow but then he found out parrots taste like ass so he let it go and the parrot said I don't wanna go back to the rain forest it sucks really bad so he went to Italy instead in a boat, because the farmer wanted to go to Italy so he stowed away.
Then the bird got off in Italy and there were some fat people, and he went to Rome and it wasn't like the HBO television show so he said it was really gay, and he wanted to leave Italy more like shitaly and he told the Pope that his hat was pretty gay, so he was a Catholic heretic, so he had to go to a really shitty country like the United States, and when he got to New York, because that's where all the illegals from Europe go...
The illegals from South America go to Florida, so he shoulda went there but he was in Europe long enough to be an illegal from Europe. All the ones from Asia go to California and then the Central Americans go to Texas.
So he got off the boat in New York or Liberty City, and he told everyone there he wanted an awesome pizza, but they said he was a parrot, so he got put in the zoo, and he cussed at little kids whenever he saw them and taught them awesome swear words, so all the little kids thought the zoo was really awesome, but the parents sued the parrot so he had to go to court, but then he said "you're gay" and the judge said "yeah he wins" and the prosecution said objection but the judge said overruled, so he went back to the city and said I want an awesome pizza but then they said he was a bird, so he had to go to the zoo but it was closed, so they made him go to a pet store where he got bought by a fat ugly kid named faggot and he said the fat ugly kid was fat and ugly all day and night so the fat ugly kid threatened to kill the parrot but the parrot said fuck this and flew out the window and the fat ugly kid's two dads sued the pet store and it got closed down so then the parrot went back to New York and said I want an awesome pizza, so he had to go to the zoo but it was closed, so he had to go to the pet store but it was closed too, so he had to go on a pirate ship so they sent him to Trinidad and Tobago and he said this is really gay and went back to the really shitty rain forest, because at least it wasn't as shitty as everywhere else. Even though it was actually shittier.

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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 02:06:18 Reply

Clowndam

A fat clown and a skinny clown entertain inside a massive circus tent competing for the audiences affection. In their attempt to out-do one another, the gizmos and gags become larger and larger and the competition more heated and aggressive. Finally, one clown unveils and pilots a clown-based mobile suit/Gundam (instead of the red chin, a red honking nose). The other clown unleashes his own mech/giant monster, and battles. Adults are terrified and offended, the kids perceive this as a dream come true among the wanton destruction and collateral damage as the massive and brightly colored giants use clown-themed weapons and attacks against one another and the surrounding environment.


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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 02:37:27 Reply

Going with the 3-4 sentence ides Tom talked about.

A man named Mike is eating a bowl of cereal. Mike's friend, John, comes in and starts to complain about Mike's cat. Mike, in an attempt to get John to shut up, wears his cereal bowl as a helmet and reenacts a battle from WW2. John becomes frightened and runs away. While pulling out of the driveway he runs over Mike's cat.


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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 02:56:55 Reply

Should my story be accepted by a team, I'm open to changes and suggestions. And if anything is unclear, I can clarify it for you also.

This may only be for chemistry nerds or anyone in school taking chemistry haha...

A typical day on the periodic table

Starts out with a view of the whole periodic table.

Oxygen(guy) comes out of its usual area and goes over to Hydrogen(girl).
"Hey there, wanna bond?" asks Oxygen.
"Piss off, we're too basic together." retorts Hydrogen.
"Well babe, you can hydrolyze me anytime if you change your mind."
Oxygen, then goes over to Chloride and says "Hey, how about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Then Chloride freaks out as Oxygen moves in. "Hey whoa, whoa. WHOA.!"
Then Sodium comes over, "Hey guys, any space for me? I saw you with Hydrogen a while ago, you didn't come for me."
Chloride: "GET OUT OF HERE! Both of you! You wanna bleed?"
They get kicked away and Oxygen falls over by Iron.
Again, Oxygen goes over to Iron. "Hey, I'll lower your kinetic energy."
Then Iron screams, "AHHHH!!" and rusts.

Camera zooms out as Oxygen continues to go around hitting on elements, but it focuses on Iodine.

"Oh Jeez," Says Iodine, then walks over to Uranium. "I'll only have yoU beside I."
and Uranium, flattered, blushes and says "I feel a bond between us, you make my atomic numbers rise!" but then, Uranium explodes. leaving Iodine alone to cry.

then Mercury, being the heavy guy he is, wakes up and says "Hey, will you keep it down there? I'm trying to sleep here."
Then Heilium speaks, "You always sleep son. You better get workin or else I'll have to send some of my boys to convince ya!"
Then Lead speaks out "But Heilium, Sir, you could do that, but we can't."
"Haha I know, because you two are so FAT and HEAVY! Hahahaha" (with a heilium laugh)
Some of the elements around Heilium laugh at his voice.
(Oxygen, in the meantime, goes to Carbon and they..."bond" if you know what I mean)

"Quiet, all of you peasants!" Shouts Argon. "Show respect for the Don!"
"But you do NOTHING!" shouts out Calcium, "We're always out here on the soil, growing YOUR illicit crops!"
"You spoke your last words, Calcium!" Shouts Argon. Then commands, "Halogens, make sure to bring Mr. Calcium over to these vulgar Oxygen and Carbon fellows and bring me back his fossil."
Then the rest of the alkaline metals (same column as Calcium) rise up and fight against Halogen.

Right in the middle of it, a hand comes over. Everyone freezes.
A teacher, she grabs it, looks at it, cringes at the missing elements and such. She puts the paper into a paper shredder.

"Ahhhhhh!" and they all fade into the oblivion.

The End.

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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 05:49:51 Reply

At 1/13/11 04:14 AM, CaveStoryGrounds wrote: Story
By now you can hear my voice and with it the story of a mass murderer; no, this is more then a story. This is a warning...

A man grabs the seed of a dandelion out of the slight breeze that passes him. Cheerful and confident, this subject of positive emotion enjoys his stroll through a city park not realizing his senses lie to him. This red haired man, with his plaid green shirt sniffs a rose amongst a flower patch, and enjoys the sweet scent; the sweet scent of a pile of corpses ravaged by bullet wounds. The change in air particles briefly sharpens the sight of the mentally deranged man, and in that instant he takes breath of pain, sorrow, and an unnatural amount of destruction that he had caused.

This patient in scrubs is responsible for the genocide of Newgrounds City. He has laid waste to every figure who stood before him without even remotely noticing it. When he thought he was plucking a flower, he was tearing off heads, and during his finger painting sessions, he was rubbing blood onto walls. This man was doing far more then just picking the seeds of dandelions out of the air. This man was insane, this man was Pico.

Due to the possible restriction of sentences I have shrunk the story:
Pico stands amongst a destroyed city, though he see's a peaceful one. Nothing can stop him in his delusion. He is insane.

Even though the story has been toned down in size, I think the team that makes the story a movie will get the concept. If you need help on what I was hoping for, just look at my story which I quoted above, can be found on page 2 (with spelling errors) of this thread, and can be found on my profile here.

Any additional details you need from me just message me and I will reply as quickly as possible.

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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 06:56:54 Reply

Three black chicks are having a sleepover. They are all baking cookies and painting their nails and shit when all of a sudden, one of the black girls turns out to be a fucking komodo dragon.

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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 07:04:48 Reply

OR

These two guys are sleeping head-to-toe in the same bed. One of the guys thinks the other is asleep and puts his finger inside of him. He wakes up and they aren't friends anymore. :(

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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 07:08:49 Reply

OR

This fucking Beaver is banned from his usual Alcoholics Anonymous meeting for taking advantage of young, mentally unstable women who show up. So he starts a club in his backyard for people who are into punk-rock music. This fucking hot ass guy walks in and the beaver then realizes he's gay.

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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 07:41:18 Reply

Since Tom got cold feet regarding story length and flexibility for Jam participants, the following is a summary of that two-post "behemoth" I wrote.

During the Clock Crew's Flash Flood upon Newgrounds City, Sgt. John Captain (Tankmen) and a cynical rower search its flooded corridors for survivors. Neither man's outlooks inspires the other one's, but the rower is reminded of an idyllic childhood memory where he watched a sunset for the moment where the clouds change from pink to gray. They do manage to rescue a survivor--a Flash Author of some repute--which changes the cynic's perspective.

Even that summary is a bit drawn out... but at least it's open to interpretation! Either version may apply (did I mention I DID get approval from ArtistGamerGal for her persona to be used?).

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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 08:53:34 Reply

Tom walks into the office one day and decides to check up on the progress of the story submissions. He looks through them and realizes that most of them are way too long and way too shitty, especially the absurd piece about him and Wade taking a shit together. This causes him to rage hard and go on a rampage.

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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 09:49:02 Reply

Camera cuts between different people texting on their phones, oblivious to everything around them. Each person is in an increasingly strange/dangerous situation: dinner with girlfriend's parents, priest at a funeral, man falling off skyscraper/getting attacked by bear, etc whatever. Cut to astronaut in outer space, texting while in the background the spaceship he's tethered to smashes into a communications satellite, killing everyone's cell phone. Everyone freaks out.

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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 12:35:54 Reply

chuck norris gets a case of the aids that not even a beard fisted karate chop can cure, the end.


praise be to loki for his lies are the only truth, ahmen

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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 12:41:50 Reply

Just a typical day in the futuristic city of Megalopolis. A bunch of students are boarding a hoverplatform--including Our Hero! He looks around and notices another platform nearby with the most beautiful girl in school. He quickly uses his wrist computer to hack a nearby billboard, making it display a shot from her modeling portfolio.

But before he can see her reaction, there's a booming sound! Several spider robots appear and start tearing shit up. The Hero looks around and realizes he's the only one on his platform, everyone else has fled! A robot lands right next to his platform, and a woman in uniform starts shooting it. In the confusion the platform launches, falling down past the skyscrapers with the Hero and the woman on it.

Fortunately, the Hero is able to hack the platform and get control of it. The uniformed woman takes off her mirrorshades and smiles at him. They fly the platform back up.

Up above is crazy battle shit with spider robots and heavily armed police units. With the Hero piloting, his companion is able to take down most of the robots, until the city is safe again.

When it's all over, the Hero finds the beautiful model girl again--hanging all over a square-jawed police officer and posing for the cameras. He turns away dejectedly.

But then the policewoman is standing there. She offers him her hand; he smiles and takes it.

They jump off the building together.

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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 12:55:59 Reply

The Golden Nutcrust

And then, across the Great Drop, Old Jeremiah did see it. The Manna of His people. Nestled in the crease between the Sacred Scrotum and the Inner Groin. It sat in its crumbly glory as would a Holy Grail, radiating with glowing aliveness, upholding the potential for infinite growth. Old Jeremiah then did grab upon the tunic of his son, Isaac. To his son, Jeremiah did point it out and exclaimed,

"My Son, Harken unto me now! We have found it! The Golden Nutcrust."

"What, where?" Isaac replied lamely. Jeremiah's son was as of yet too young to have experienced the Golden Nutcrust in past pilgrimages.

"There boy-o, see it now! Within the cranny, below the Valley of Pubes!"

"Ah, I see it."

"Come Isaac, we must reach our goal, lest the hour grow late."

With Isaac at his side, Jeremiah cut across the Upper Thigh to the edge of the Inner Groin, where the lengths of Ballhair and Pubes grew more sparsely but were longer and could bear the larger burden.

"We must swing Isaac!" shouted Jeremiah, bending down and grabbing two Ballhairs. Jeremiah passed one onto to his son. Without hesitation, the two men leapt from their purchase, and using the strength of the Ballhairs, swung over the great void below. As the wind rushed past them, they heard a roar of rage from Larry of the Sky. Larry of the Sky did not take a liking to those who would use his Ballhair for rope and his Ballsack for ballast. Thus, Larry of the Sky sent his most devastating weapon, the Big Hand to defend the sanctity of the Ballsack.

The first swipe of the Big Hand took Old Jeremiah's life. Despite the terror and sorrow in his heart, Isaac remembered his father's instructions and held on until the Golden Nutcrust was in front of him. Isaac saw his chance and released the Sackhair and let his momentum carry him into the very heart of the warm and gooey Golden Nutcrust.

Was Isaac, son of Jeremiah, so entranced by the Golden Nutcrust, so overcome by the temptation to revel in his victory, that he did not notice as the Big Hand rushed to him from behind and dig into Issac's position. Poor Isaac never stood a chance against the beast.

Thus, the Big Hand not only scooped up the broken body of Isaac, but also the whole of the Golden Nutcrust. The Big Hand rushed up to the heavens to meet with the face of Larry of the Sky, who was sitting on a chair.

Larry of the Sky looked upon the Golden Nutcrust with great interest. He lightly sniffed at the substance on his hand. Immensely intrigued, Larry of the Sky looked around to see if anyone was watching. No one was so he decidedly stuck his entire fist in his mouth sucked greedily upon the Golden Nutcrust.

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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 13:02:44 Reply

Upon seeing TomFulp's new post I have revised my story to make it less creatively restrictive.

The Golden Nutcrust

"Jeremiah and his son, Issac are two tiny people on a man's upper thigh who have been searching and finally found their people's Holy Grail, The Golden Nutcrust. They try to swing over to the Nutcrust using the man's ballhair, but are killed by his hand. The man then scoops up his nutcrust with his hand and then sucks on his hand."

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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 13:11:09 Reply

Ok, here's a story I am making up as I write to help boost the contest, here on the deadline.

A new user (noob2011) submits his first successful animation (probably video game related) to the portal and gets great results, and then in the future, he becomes more powerful than Egoraptor and all the spammers, and anytime he submits things after that, people see his name and vote 5 regardless of how not funny they continue being. Egoraptor makes a point of it, sort of like he's making fun of himself, only through this fake user, so it's kind of ironic I guess. Then Egoraptor and all of Hollywood point and laugh at him for thinking he was famous. The end.

Hard to believe the above paragraph is only 3 sentences, heh? There, I hope someone wants to animate that, since I have way too many things going on at this second. Thanks again, Tom! Say hi to April and that shirt I made that I gave you to give to her.

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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 13:46:14 Reply

Lizzie isn't feeling herself lately. It's like something, or someone is trying to get out. If her friends weren't all dead, they probably could've helped her.


Hey! Look over there, a distraction! *runs away*

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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 13:51:55 Reply

Thursday Night

Going with the few sentences idea Tom suggested:

5 friends sit around a table(close in shot of just the 5), fully costumed, fully in character playing Dungeons and Dragons. Each person is doing something different: Game Master is seriously into it, the "cool guy" playing with his Iphone ignoring the DM, the really nerdy guy paying attention, and the other 2 trying to role play between themselves. By the end of it, the camera zooms out to find the group in the middle of a public restaurant (Fancy or really casual), with those around giving them awkward looks as the group continues.

Hope this sparks some imagination from the teams.
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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 14:45:06 Reply

(below--i think this would be funny done in Dot Dot Dot style, there are only a few sentences of imagery, and it takes about one minute to read through, the writing is used as narration to the one minute film)

dear fulp,
so how about the day before submissions are due you can write a message to all the writers confusing the shit out of them for all the stories they wrote. it is true that most of the stories, mine included or not, are shit. but sorta thought the point was that quality did not matter. what it is that does matter? nothing does matter is what it is that matters. in fact, do six hundred words show that much more of a pictor than a couple of sentances. in a way yes i guess so but no because i could say purple monkey dishwasher which seems pretty pacific but ask your friend to draw a purple monkey dishwasher and then ask your neighbor to draw a purple monkey dishwasher and see how different the two drawings look. but if the limit is the sky what does it matter how shat and long the stories are what is funny is how they will be animated and turned to turned into a one minute video. i wouldnt worry about it if you got the animators ready to go, just do it, because if you're gonna change the deadline dont, just do let it go as scheduled. cause it seems like you asking peoples to rewrite or redue and it was starting to get a little confusing( the story post) but not enough people are gonna look before the deadline is up, which will probably lead to further confusingness. who cares. movies are gooooood.. cartoons are fun. let us go to space and visit the space station. i have read through most of the stories and most of them are distressing due to quality not length. and i would red them again but i am tired now. I WOULD LIKE A COOIKE. but besides that don't worry, just make movies for my puppy corn.
thank you,
much


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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 14:52:36 Reply

Here's my story in a short summary. Feel free to take it in any direction that you want.

A man really needs a job so he takes a job as a babysitter. The thing is he clearly isn't qualified and has no clue how to take care of this child. He makes many mistakes and a series of unexpected and dangerous events occur.


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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 17:00:59 Reply

At 1/16/11 09:19 PM, Johnkirk wrote: What's The Worst That Can Happen?

A boy in school sits thinking:

"Oh man, she's so pretty. Just my style too. I've heard she doesn't have a date for the dance. Why don't I just go up and ask her? But, what if I slip and fall on the way? What if I stutter and she takes me for an idiot? What if the bell rings and I am trampled by the passing mob? What if a rouge pack of pit bulls burst through the door and maul me at the most inopportune time? What if North Korea decides to hit the nuke button? Oh god, forbid, the worst thing of all, she says "no" Oh the humanity!"

"Wait a second" the boys thinks to himself, realizing the only obstacle in his way is an empty hallway. "I think I'll take my chances."

"Hey Emily, do you want to go to the dance on Friday?"
"Certainly!"
"Wow, thank you so much, I was so worried abou-gwaaahahaha" An escaped pit bull cut his sentence just short.

I really don't think this needs a 1-3 sentence summary, but I will oblige.

A boy gets nervous about talking to a girl and runs through a number of worst case scenarios in his head. He gets inspired and talks to the girl with a positive result. However, one of the more ridiculous scenarios takes place.

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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 17:16:44 Reply

Aha, a shorter one..

The Doom of Newgrounds

The president is convinced by a "Youtube" guy that Newgrounds is the source of all evil and decides to blam the entire website. Fortunately, he is stopped by a lot of famous Newgrounds characters with Tom/Pico in the lead.

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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 17:49:44 Reply

new one in 3 sentences you say?

it was the first day of school, and i skipped to my first class.
i heard something familiar behind me and it was professor snape.
he said avada kadavra and i died. it was the worst first day of school ever.
also, he took 10 points from gryffendor.

oh shit that was 4 sentences.

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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 18:31:16 Reply

Alright, Revision time! Here we go!

The aroma of Hindenburg explosions and semen filled the air.
There I was, resting beneath the shade of a tree, which oddly enough, was on fire at the time.
Of course, it didn't take too long for the flames to catch up to me, for no matter where I ran, the fire drew me back in, like I was some kind of moth or something, which is Ironic, now that I think about it, because my mother WAS a moth, making me half-moth.
So now, if you'll excuse me, this house isn't mine. I broke into it. And now the police are on their way. Good day.

Hopefully it does much better.


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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 18:44:52 Reply

Life Cycle Of a Rock.
I guess you could say throwing stones into the sea is fun. The way they look when they skid. The way they look when they sink into the salty waters of the sea. But do you ever wonder where the stone Goes? Lets go with this-A little boy throws a slick stone into the sea. It hesitates when it's done skiming, and starts to sink. It sinks quiet fast. You would think it would hit the bottom. It gets carried along with the current, and gets washed all the way out to sea. It begins to sink, and fish catch a glimpse of it. "Hey look honey, it a new species," A fish glubs. It floats farther down into the ocean. It is caught by a sting ray. "Some people don't have manners," It whispers, as it swims away. It sinks farther...farther...until it reaches the rocky bottom with its other friends. The rock scratches a shark. The shark eats the rock. It floats down to the bottom of the sharks stomach. Thats what you call a chain reaction just by throwing a rock.


I feel pretty, oh so pretty!

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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 19:30:21 Reply

At 1/26/11 07:08 AM, bloodqueef wrote: Three black chicks are having a sleepover. They are all baking cookies and painting their nails and shit when all of a sudden, one of the black girls turns out to be a fucking komodo dragon.
OR

This fucking Beaver is banned from his usual Alcoholics Anonymous meeting for taking advantage of young, mentally unstable women who show up. So he starts a club in his backyard for people who are into punk-rock music. This fucking hot ass guy walks in and the beaver then realizes he's gay.

i vote for these. are we voting? i don't know what we're doing, but these two win. extra text to kill popup messages.


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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 19:32:41 Reply

a man has lobsters for hands. he discovers porn, but can't masturbate to it because he has lobsters for hands. he spends his days riding around on the top of a giant's head, because the giant thinks the man is a fashionable hat.


Jedermann sein eigner truthahn abendessen.

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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 21:11:01 Reply

Teacher is writing something on the board, a spitball hits the board, laughs are heard. Teacher turns back around and a rotten tomato hits the board -> class gets a week ISS or etention. Camera pans further and we see the parents who were sitting in on the class high five each other.

More free time for parents YAY!

You are welcome NG.


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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 21:12:44 Reply

the incredible hulk battles zombie pope john paul II.

pico is there too.

Aaaaaaand go.


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Response to [submit] Jan 2011 Movie Jam Stories 2011-01-26 21:39:44 Reply

Eli's Plan to Take Over the World

Summary:
This is an E rated script that is probably just over a minute, but my objective was to keep the animators and artists' job simple so it should fly in that regard. There are two backgrounds, little motion, and it has practically nothing to do with world domination. It's more or less is few puns and randomness thrown together off of some figures of speech with anthropomorphic animal characters talking. I'd be more than happy to do a couple voices and compose music for the credits on a short team if that's allowed, but I am no artist nor am I an animator.

[The cast: Eli is a monkey with a weak East Indian accent. Roy is a donkey with a slight Southern accent. He speaks slower. Jethro is an elephant with a Minnesotan accent and a higher pitched voice. Walter is a hare with eyes that aren't quite right and a low pitched stupid voice. All are males.
The set: Eli and Roy are sitting at the kitchen table. I find it easier to use compass points since they are absolute. The counter top is on the north side of the room. It has a sink, a coffee maker, and a box of cereal, I don't care what else. The door is on the west wall towards the north side and opens into the kitchen hinged on the north side. There is a window on the east wall and it's snowing outside. View 1 is from the southeast looking northwest. It shows Eli sitting at the west side of the table with his hand on his cup of coffee and the door just to his right and part of the counter top right of the door. View 2 is from the southwest looking northeast. It shows Roy with his cereal bowl and spoon, and newspaper. Behind him is the counter top and the window. It's View 2 during Roy's script, and View l during everyone else's.]

Eli-So I have this sweet plan to take over the world.
Roy-[crunching cereal]
Eli-So...do you want to hear it?
Roy-Hmph [a mumble expressing disinterest while crunching cereal]
Eli-Fine then, I won't tell you.
Roy-[with mouth full of cereal] Why the hell would I care?
Eli-Well, I'm your roommate
Roy-[stares blankly and blinks once]
Eli-Well it seemed like a safe assumption to make-you-you know, seeing as we're eating breakfast together and all. Why else would I be sitting in a kitchen, me-me with the coffee, you the cereal. Why would the the writer set it up like that if not to imply that we're roomies?
Roy-[stops crunching and swallows] When you assume you make an ass out of you and me.
Eli-But Roy, you ARE an ass.
Roy-[mouth full of cereal again] That's beside the point.
Eli-Well I'm telling you my plan anyway.
Roy-[unfolding the paper, now with reading glasses on] Go ahead, I'm not listening.
Eli-Well you should! Maybe-maybe you'll be able to avoid your DOOOM?
Roy-[looks over the paper and shrugs]
Eli-It's the greatest scheme ever! You wouldn't believe how deliciously gloomily, how succulently belligerent it is.
Roy-[looking over the paper again] Hmph, stop using thesauruses. Belligerent is a very weak word for evil, ya know? But it sure seems to apply to you purty well.
Eli-[becoming noticeably irritated] You-you shut up and listen! To mock ME? I may be the greatest mad scientist of all time! My plan is to-
Roy-[starts speaking as Eli begins to say the word plan while setting the paper down] Yer a brassy fella aren't ya?
Eli-I will be heard!
[Jethro bursts the kitchen door open. Eli looks about ready to explode when this interruption occurs.]
Roy-[looking enthusiastic for the first time] Hey, Jethro!
Jethro-[still in the doorway behind Eli] Lordy, Lordy! It's cold enough out there to freeze the balls off as brass monkey!
Eli-Errrrr [not a loud noise, but a low grumble of someone about to explode. It continues until he shatters his mug]
Jethro-Jeez, Roy, what's gotten into Eli?
Roy-Oh I don't know-some new harebrained plan to take over the world.
Walter-[now on Jethro's shoulder] Hey, duh, I told you guys not to leave the toilet seat up.
[Eli shatters mug and it cuts to the credits]
[After the credits (if time to put it in)]
Chuck the Skunk in Eli's seat-[Opening a can of beer] Damnit, it's 11:30 already?
Eli-[from another room and still noticeably irritated still] Maybe if you weren't drunk all the time, Chuck!

I'm blaming typos on the cat in my lap that thinks he can type. He's such a pussy. It has nothing to do with the fact that I've been drinking.

Also, I just read something about the scripts being too restrictive. Hell, I don't care how much the script is changed. That's part of any collaborative effort with other artists. This is just how it plays out inside my head. Luck to the rest of the writers.