lets make a Zach Braff quote!

[sweet21]

Alright, a Zach Braff quote is a random quote, at first is sounds like something general nothing too special but it gets funny when you see what is being talked about, then credit it with Zach Braff.

An example would be:
im not the kind of person who digs through the garbage looking for trash other people have thrown away.
Zach braff on abortion

need more?

Well at least im okay
zach braff on 9/11

So you guys how about we make some Zach Braff quotes?
i should credit Jay11 with this sort of, i wanted to do this as soon as i saw his sig.....it was great.
Well here's a template, you can use photoshop or MS paint or whatever but if you don't want to use it just type your quote in. Personally i think it's funnier if you use the image.
So, lets get crackin'!

[SouthAsian]

Too much Aids?I'd say not enough Aids! - Zack Braff

I tried.

[sweet21]

Forgot to mention use a hyphen when saying "Zach Braff on-"
kinda like:

hey half the people doing it enjoy it, why spoil the fun?
-Zach Braff on rape.

[sweet21]

At 1/8/11 06:23 PM, Otto wrote: Please fix the line on his face before I participate.

Sorry about that, didn't really notice, lets hope i did it right, to me it looks okay but i don't like it too much.

[killerrob]

I'm a very special person.

-Zach Braff on Cocaine, literally.

[phrozonfire]

Jay11 wins.

[sweet21]

At 1/8/11 07:15 PM, phrozonfire wrote: Jay11 wins.

i don't even-Wha? i credited him. i said i made this thread because of his signature. Because it was funny. And i can't think of anything.

[SuperSilver123]

"I once fisted two babies and used their corpses as boxing gloves to fight off grieving parents."

-Zach Braff on Sports

[Klik]

done.

[side-klik]

At 1/8/11 07:54 PM, klik wrote: done.

hahahaha omg you're SOOOOOO HUMOROUS

[axlisbak]

Meh

[Soupcat]

Im just doing what we're all thinking

[Soupcat]

And one more just for the kicks

I never heard of this "Jay11" guy, but this one is from a meme I once saw

[megakill]

Sounds tempting...

I suck at this though...

[SqueezyLemon]

Never thought anything would go so bad.
Zach Braff on sex.

[GeneralPlanet]

Best I could come up with.

[SuperSilver123]

I am so unoriginal.

[Ship]

Here.

[Shikamarana]

"You might not think much of it, but every little bit counts"
Zach Braff on any generic random sensitive subject LOL ABORTION LOL AIDS ROFLCOPTERLMFAO XDXDXD D ROLAOALAL

[EpicMcAwesome]

fuck yeah