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Sound designer pickup lines

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Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-02 04:14:55


Oops, there's too much dip in my LFO, could you straighten it out for me? (slightly drunk so idk if it makes sense but it has to do with phasers)

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-02 04:42:03


My penis is 14" long. Also, I work as a sound designer.

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-02 07:34:27


Hey bebeh. I make da best music ever, lets sex.

Sound designer pickup lines

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-02 12:09:42


Baby, imma make your bass thump so hard, the only thing you'll wanna do is dance for me.

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-02 12:37:56


A couple more:

Lemme tweak those knobs for you, I like my bass nice and wet.

Lets put some reverb on those sound effects we gonna be makin'.

When I make the bass thump, all you gonna want to do is turn up the noise.

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-02 17:42:46


Let's remove the 'S' in 'music' and put 'U' and 'I' together.

Hey, can i beat your box?


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Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-02 18:42:50


My soundscape isn't complete without you.

Can I gain access to your pre-amps? (hurr hurr gain)


Audio-Technica ATH-700Pro Mk2 Headphones User

If you love trance: Kazmo's Beats!

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-02 18:46:30


you can't spell bass without ass.

of which, you have plenty :D

DUMB STEP :D :D

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-02 18:50:55


Let's collab, starting in the bedroom....naked.

I'll bang you so fast, you'll sound like you're gating at 1/32.


Audio-Technica ATH-700Pro Mk2 Headphones User

If you love trance: Kazmo's Beats!

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-02 20:06:26


At 1/2/11 06:42 PM, Kazmo wrote: My soundscape isn't complete without you.

This one is not only good, but it's almost....heartwarming...


Check out Morphone music on my page and on Youtube. All varieties of music here.

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Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-03 07:33:20


I can push from -inf to 0dB in less than a millisecond.

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-03 08:03:10


I will crush your bit.

I.. just don't know.

New tune: Yag

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-03 10:39:35


Allow me to tighten you up with a little bit of compression.

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-03 10:52:45


Check out my 8 inch VST Plug-in.


[TSR Audio]

Click the Banner To Visit My Music Page! ^__^

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Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-03 13:15:00


I couldn't help but notice your turntables have very well-rounded vectorscope readings. Mind if I have a go at them? I promise not to break your needles. Is it okay if I check your mixer inputs too? Seemed like the levels were a little off...you have 2 inputs yes? Oh, a 3 channel mixer, even better!


Audio-Technica ATH-700Pro Mk2 Headphones User

If you love trance: Kazmo's Beats!

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-03 14:28:55


At 1/3/11 02:27 PM, Mark-er wrote: Can I fuck you?

This might be the best thing so far in this thread XD


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Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-03 15:09:52


At 1/3/11 01:15 PM, Kazmo wrote: I couldn't help but notice your turntables have very well-rounded vectorscope readings. Mind if I have a go at them? I promise not to break your needles. Is it okay if I check your mixer inputs too? Seemed like the levels were a little off...you have 2 inputs yes? Oh, a 3 channel mixer, even better!

I disagree. I think this is the best so far.


Strychnine and cyanide. A healthy part of this complete breakfast.

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-03 15:48:05


Baby, I can make your bed rock at 300 bpm.

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-03 15:50:46


At 1/2/11 04:07 AM, SolusLunes wrote: Can I rewire you into being my VST host?

oh god I'm worse than copypastbjra

I read this as STD host. Good god....

At 1/1/11 07:34 PM, acmeDyne wrote: I'd really like to compress your peaks.

Dunno why but I liked this one.

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-03 15:54:15


Wanna get more hammered than a dulcimer?


Check out Morphone music on my page and on Youtube. All varieties of music here.

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Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-03 15:54:30


At 1/3/11 02:27 PM, Mark-er wrote: Can I fuck you?

i was about to say that...

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-03 17:04:19


At 1/3/11 03:54 PM, Morphone wrote: Wanna get more hammered than a dulcimer?

Nice harpsichord, let's pluck.

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-03 17:17:17


At 1/3/11 05:04 PM, jarrydn wrote:
At 1/3/11 03:54 PM, Morphone wrote: Wanna get more hammered than a dulcimer?
Nice harpsichord, let's pluck.

Jarrydn wins, thread's over.

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-03 17:41:38


At 1/3/11 02:27 PM, Mark-er wrote: Can I fuck you?

got a winner here...

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-04 00:02:02


I'll put my KHZ into your KBS with my converter all night long baby.

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-04 00:03:19


I'll modulate your frequencies in my bed hot stuff.

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-04 00:06:26


I'll turn your triangle wave into a square and filter you until you cum all over my keyboard.