Oops, there's too much dip in my LFO, could you straighten it out for me? (slightly drunk so idk if it makes sense but it has to do with phasers)
Oops, there's too much dip in my LFO, could you straighten it out for me? (slightly drunk so idk if it makes sense but it has to do with phasers)
My penis is 14" long. Also, I work as a sound designer.
Hey bebeh. I make da best music ever, lets sex.
Baby, imma make your bass thump so hard, the only thing you'll wanna do is dance for me.
A couple more:
Lemme tweak those knobs for you, I like my bass nice and wet.
Lets put some reverb on those sound effects we gonna be makin'.
When I make the bass thump, all you gonna want to do is turn up the noise.
Let's remove the 'S' in 'music' and put 'U' and 'I' together.
Hey, can i beat your box?
My soundscape isn't complete without you.
Can I gain access to your pre-amps? (hurr hurr gain)
you can't spell bass without ass.
of which, you have plenty :D
Let's collab, starting in the bedroom....naked.
I'll bang you so fast, you'll sound like you're gating at 1/32.
At 1/2/11 06:42 PM, Kazmo wrote: My soundscape isn't complete without you.
This one is not only good, but it's almost....heartwarming...
I can push from -inf to 0dB in less than a millisecond.
I will crush your bit.
I.. just don't know.
Allow me to tighten you up with a little bit of compression.
I couldn't help but notice your turntables have very well-rounded vectorscope readings. Mind if I have a go at them? I promise not to break your needles. Is it okay if I check your mixer inputs too? Seemed like the levels were a little off...you have 2 inputs yes? Oh, a 3 channel mixer, even better!
At 1/3/11 02:27 PM, Mark-er wrote: Can I fuck you?
This might be the best thing so far in this thread XD
At 1/3/11 01:15 PM, Kazmo wrote: I couldn't help but notice your turntables have very well-rounded vectorscope readings. Mind if I have a go at them? I promise not to break your needles. Is it okay if I check your mixer inputs too? Seemed like the levels were a little off...you have 2 inputs yes? Oh, a 3 channel mixer, even better!
I disagree. I think this is the best so far.
Baby, I can make your bed rock at 300 bpm.
At 1/2/11 04:07 AM, SolusLunes wrote: Can I rewire you into being my VST host?
oh god I'm worse than copypastbjra
I read this as STD host. Good god....
At 1/1/11 07:34 PM, acmeDyne wrote: I'd really like to compress your peaks.
Dunno why but I liked this one.
Wanna get more hammered than a dulcimer?
At 1/3/11 02:27 PM, Mark-er wrote: Can I fuck you?
i was about to say that...
At 1/3/11 03:54 PM, Morphone wrote: Wanna get more hammered than a dulcimer?
Nice harpsichord, let's pluck.
At 1/3/11 05:04 PM, jarrydn wrote:At 1/3/11 03:54 PM, Morphone wrote: Wanna get more hammered than a dulcimer?Nice harpsichord, let's pluck.
Jarrydn wins, thread's over.
At 1/3/11 02:27 PM, Mark-er wrote: Can I fuck you?
got a winner here...
I'll put my KHZ into your KBS with my converter all night long baby.
I'll modulate your frequencies in my bed hot stuff.
I'll turn your triangle wave into a square and filter you until you cum all over my keyboard.