Seriously, how do birds reproduce? It's not liek they have dicks, right?
Come to think of it, why do you never see baby pigeons?
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At 12/2/10 03:47 PM, homsarrunner3 wrote: Come to think of it, why do you never see baby pigeons?
Because they haven't left the nest you moron.
Also
Birds and ReproductionBirds reproduce by sexual reproduction. Many birds have courtship rituals. Male and female birds from many bird species develop pair bonds. They actually remain with one another throughout the reproductive season. The male bird's sexual organs consist of paired testes. The female bird's sexual organs consist of only a left ovary and oviduct. This left ovary and oviduct is the only functional ovary that the female birds have.
The Male Bird's SpermDuring sexual reproduction, the male bird's sperm passes out of the testis and into the vas deferens. The vas deferens is a duct that expands near the cloaca into a storage organ. The cloaca is a common chamber that receives digestive wastes and urogenital products such as urine and gametes. This is common in most vertebrates.
Coitus and BirdsSome male birds actually have a sexual organ much like a penis. Some of these include anseriformes, the cracidae and the tinamidae. The act of coitus generally may only last a few seconds with birds. However, the length of coitus depends on the species of the bird. During coitus, the male is generally mounted on top of the female's back.
The Laying of EggsOnce the male bird deposits his semen into the female bird's cloaca, the female birds lay sets of eggs. These eggs are referred to as clutches. The eggs are laid in distinct groupings in plainly distinct nests. These nests can vary from formations of simple grazes in the ground to very highly structured nests.
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At 12/2/10 03:47 PM, homsarrunner3 wrote: Seriously, how do birds reproduce? It's not liek they have dicks, right?
Come to think of it, why do you never see baby pigeons?
Post all answers to any of these questions?
like this
I like waffles
Discreetly...
But the one on the right is totally giving it away.
От каждого по способностям, каждому по потребностям
At 12/2/10 03:49 PM, Killinkyle wrote:At 12/2/10 03:47 PM, homsarrunner3 wrote: Seriously, how do birds reproduce? It's not liek they have dicks, right?like this
Come to think of it, why do you never see baby pigeons?
Post all answers to any of these questions?
Satisfactory.
also, inb4 fap
"lol what the fuck that's the best grammar nazi I've ever seen"-Sause, referring to me
"learn to suck some good dick. itll come in handy." -Luis on living in San Francisco
They don't reproduce.
God hand makes birds, as you see them now, out of thin air whenever the world needs more of them.
John Rambo is my hero
They mate just like every other animal.
I've witnessed it before its really not that hard to understand.
Also.. duck penis.
At 12/2/10 03:49 PM, Killinkyle wrote:
like this
Wrong.
Like this.
At 12/2/10 03:50 PM, RobJohnson wrote: Discreetly...
But the one on the right is totally giving it away.
lmfao at the creepy look the right one has
Hardcore bird pornography. Seriously NSFW if you work in a pet shop!!!
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At 12/2/10 04:24 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote:At 12/2/10 03:49 PM, Killinkyle wrote:Wrong.
like this
Like this.
WRONG,WRONG,WRONG!
This is how we trully do it!
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At 12/2/10 05:57 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: Does this count?
That's fucking amazing.
At 12/2/10 05:57 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: Does this count?
Oh no you are doing it totally wrong what the fuck were you thinking about
I boop your nose. *boop*
