Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Whole Day.

[BizarroJoe]

- Once again?
- These are really worn out... What's new this time?

Well, the news is that Whore for a day is going to be the way I've always wanted to be today...
What's the difference with the previous ones, you say?
Oh, you will notice... If you stay here long enough, of course.

THE RULEZ:

- All Art Forum rules apply.
- I'll be using ONLY a mechanical(Or traditional) pencil, some sheets of white paper and a scanner.
- You can request only one thing at a time, If you don't, I'll choose whatever.
- Unless the thing is getting slow, I won't make two consecutive pics for the same user. If you want more than a drawing, wait in line, please.
- The art will be quite sketchy, 'cause this is an endurance test.
- I'll stop for lunch and supper times... But who knows when will it end this time.
- Please be sensible if you want your pic to drawn. Excuse me for the probable following crappiness.
- And, finally, treat me gently <3

Well, now... Time to git PHYSICAL!!!
WHO'LL BE THA FIRST?!?!?

It's about 10:10 PM now, here.

[Kweaks]

I'd like to see a guy with a coffee mug for a head (but with facial features) slamming on his computer desk in rage at his computer. Coffee spilling out of the mug would be a plus.

[CloudEater]

A character with an unrealistic scary grin and a wooden looking face in a forest environment.

[Lintire]

A sexy computer covered in strawberry-love pudding.

[BizarroJoe]

At 7/21/10 04:10 AM, ImpendingRiot wrote: A babe firing a really big gun

I misread a bit and I was about to drawing you a baby!
It came off a bit messy... Sorry, pal; I'll try harder next time...
...NEXT!!!

[BizarroJoe]

At 7/21/10 04:13 AM, Kweaks wrote: I'd like to see a guy with a coffee mug for a head (but with facial features) slamming on his computer desk in rage at his computer. Coffee spilling out of the mug would be a plus.

You knew about a comic book called TooMuchCoffee Man?
NEXT!!!

[BizarroJoe]

At 7/21/10 04:21 AM, CloudEater wrote: A character with an unrealistic scary grin and a wooden looking face in a forest environment.

Why can't I get the tune of the movie Phantasm out of my head...?
NEXT!!!

[idiot-monarch]

Transformers sitting in a Victorian room looking like stereotypical gentlemen (top hats, monocles, tea etc).

[TurkeyOnAStick]

At 7/21/10 05:26 AM, idiot-monarch wrote: Transformers sitting in a Victorian room looking like stereotypical gentlemen (top hats, monocles, tea etc).

Ooh, I'll hop on the Victorian train, too:

Robot Sherlock Holmes, pliz Joe.

[BizarroJoe]

At 7/21/10 04:22 AM, Lintire wrote: A sexy computer covered in strawberry-love pudding.

Anyone still asking why I call these Whore For A Day? Well, this is one of the reasons.
Plug in your USB drive and enjoy, you horny technophile.
NEXT!!!

[Lintire]

At 7/21/10 05:51 AM, BizarroJoe wrote:

At 7/21/10 04:22 AM, Lintire wrote: A sexy computer covered in strawberry-love pudding.

Anyone still asking why I call these Whore For A Day? Well, this is one of the reasons.
Plug in your USB drive and enjoy, you horny technophile.
NEXT!!!

I'm so inking and colouring this - this is my new wallpaper! :D

Technophilia? What Technophilia?

[BizarroJoe]

At 7/21/10 05:26 AM, idiot-monarch wrote: Transformers sitting in a Victorian room looking like stereotypical gentlemen (top hats, monocles, tea etc).

Oh GAWD NO.
This is some kind of punishment for missing the Robot Day '10, isn't it?
Robots and dinosaurs were my childhood obsessions... But I'm not able to render them good anymore.
They're my personal Paradise Lost...
...
NEXT!!!

[BizarroJoe]

At 7/21/10 05:30 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:

At 7/21/10 05:26 AM, idiot-monarch wrote: Transformers sitting in a Victorian room looking like stereotypical gentlemen (top hats, monocles, tea etc).

Ooh, I'll hop on the Victorian train, too:

Robot Sherlock Holmes, pliz Joe.

Now I know for sure! It IS really a punishment for bailing on Robot Day!!!
*BWAAAAHHH* I'm sorry! I'm really sorry, honestly! Please, I'm honest! Sorry, MindChamber, I failed you!!! Please, pardon meeee...!!!

... To think I haven't made a Holmes for my own brother... He'll kill me when he sees this...

... NEXT! *sob*

[J-qb]

already out of requests? uhmmm octopus paul playing a game of soccer?

[Luwano]

A fortune telling octopus with turban and crystal ball.

I'm glad I didn't miss this thread, you're the godfather of all "whores for a day".

[J-qb]

At 7/21/10 07:16 AM, Luwano wrote: A fortune telling octopus with turban and crystal ball.

oh how original...

[Luwano]

At 7/21/10 07:14 AM, J-qb wrote: already out of requests? uhmmm octopus paul playing a game of soccer?

Oops.... another octopus request. It was not there yet when I posted mine.

[BizarroJoe]

At 7/21/10 07:14 AM, J-qb wrote: already out of requests? uhmmm octopus paul playing a game of soccer?

As strange as it may sound, yes... I could even take a leak an' all!
But I'm afraid you can't teach new tricks to an old cephalopodus...

At least it's not the dreadful Jabulani...

...NEXT!

[BizarroJoe]

At 7/21/10 07:16 AM, Luwano wrote: A fortune telling octopus with turban and crystal ball.

I'm glad I didn't miss this thread, you're the godfather of all "whores for a day".

Wait, wat.
SERENDIPITIIIIIEEEEEEYYYY.
And still, no clam for good il' Paul!
I see an angreh octopus in the future...
NEXT!

[Kinsei]

I request some serious boobage.... I'll leave the rest up to you..... but I wanna see boobage.....

yes I have been drinking heavy.... Thank god for spell check....

[argile]

Could you draw main characters from the original Dawn of the Dead in a group?

[tomocles]

a secret agent reaching from the rafters to steal gum from a goon. :D

[BizarroJoe]

At 7/21/10 07:30 AM, Ninjar wrote: I would like a human-sized pigeon inside his vehicle while stuck in traffic with a pigeon-sized human on the hood of the car pushing out a milky unsanitary poop. The human-sized pigeon must look undeniably distraught. :D

This request...
Gosh you REALLY wanted this one that bad, don't you? You ACTUALLY craved for this to be done...
Well, here you have it at last.
NEXT!!!

[TurkeyOnAStick]

Thanks Joe!

At 7/21/10 08:09 AM, BizarroJoe wrote:

At 7/21/10 07:30 AM, Ninjar wrote: I would like a human-sized pigeon inside his vehicle while stuck in traffic with a pigeon-sized human on the hood of the car pushing out a milky unsanitary poop. The human-sized pigeon must look undeniably distraught. :D

Well, here you have it at last.
NEXT!!!

Lordy, that's a brilliant idea/pic

[Kinsei]

At 7/21/10 07:57 AM, argile wrote: Could you draw main characters from the original Dawn of the Dead in a group?

wow for some one to bring up the original Dawn of the Dead, I'm impressed. Do I perhaps have another Zombie fanatic on my hands?

[argile]

At 7/21/10 08:14 AM, Kinsei01 wrote:

At 7/21/10 07:57 AM, argile wrote: Could you draw main characters from the original Dawn of the Dead in a group?

wow for some one to bring up the original Dawn of the Dead, I'm impressed. Do I perhaps have another Zombie fanatic on my hands?

It's perhaps one of the few things I had in mind at the moment other than Post-Apocalyptic. I've been watching horror movies since I was 5 starting with The texas Chainsaw Massacre... What good parents I had... >_>

[BizarroJoe]

At 7/21/10 07:50 AM, Kinsei01 wrote: I request some serious boobage.... I'll leave the rest up to you..... but I wanna see boobage.....

yes I have been drinking heavy.... Thank god for spell check....

Kinsei, a role model to us all... Shame on you! Drinking until late mornings and objetifying women while severely intoxicated! You should be embarrased of yourself and...
... Kinsei...? Kinsei? KINSEEEIIII!!!
... Hrrmmfff... NEXT!

[BizarroJoe]

At 7/21/10 07:57 AM, argile wrote: Could you draw main characters from the original Dawn of the Dead in a group?

No, I can't.
A posse of four characters? Heavily referenced from real-life actors?!
I'm sorry, but I can't do that now.
You don't think I'm sorry? check my favourites section, movies.
You can't possibly know how much it hurts...
I hope you like this little caricature, though...

LUNCH BREAK
Back in an hour or so...

[Kinsei]

At 7/21/10 08:33 AM, BizarroJoe wrote:

At 7/21/10 07:50 AM, Kinsei01 wrote: I request some serious boobage.... I'll leave the rest up to you..... but I wanna see boobage.....

yes I have been drinking heavy.... Thank god for spell check....

Kinsei, a role model to us all... Shame on you! Drinking until late mornings and objetifying women while severely intoxicated! You should be embarrased of yourself and...
... Kinsei...? Kinsei? KINSEEEIIII!!!
... Hrrmmfff... NEXT!

wah.... something happen?\\\\
yeah..... kk
I'm good.... its sunlight out... time for sleep....
ooh hey//// boobs
....sweet thx...

[Luxembourg]

I would enjoy if you drew a cute girl playing the violin in an old-fashioned cartoon style, like that of the ancient black-and-white Disney toons.

Steamboat Willie, as a good example.

Please and thank you.