Or mobile phone as us British folk call it.
Seriously, I feel that I am the only one in the world that doesn't use one, it feels great most of the time, being off the grid all the time but sadly it is shit when people can't contact you and they're doing something cool or when a girl wants my number and I tell them "I don't use a mobile", then proceeding to give a puzzled look.
I ask you Newgrounds, who here doesn't use a mobile? If so, why?