At 12/14/09 10:10 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: I would like three of your finest chinese prostitutes

Sorry sir, we don't serve THAT kind of food. Maybe you should visit the aforementioned "Wok n' Roll" across the street. I don' t think you want to know where their pubic hair goes, though.

At 12/14/09 10:15 PM, Nein wrote: If you wish to deny me service, please inform my children that you can't fulfill their beloved pet's death wish.

What's your number?

At 12/14/09 10:17 PM, The-word-destroyer wrote: I demand a live midget ostrich to eat!! If you can not bring me this I will put mice in your restaurant.

By merely saying this, you have put yourself in a dangerous position. I have... Connections. I will not serve you your food, and if I were you, I wouldn't come around here for a long, long time.

At 12/14/09 10:23 PM, DM692 wrote:

At 12/14/09 10:17 PM, The-word-destroyer wrote: I demand a live midget ostrich to eat!! If you can not bring me this I will put mice in your restaurant.

By merely saying this, you have put yourself in a dangerous position. I have... Connections. I will not serve you your food, and if I were you, I wouldn't come around here for a long, long time.

Little do you know I am with the russian mafia.... we will be seeing you soon DM692...

may peace be taken from you

At 12/14/09 10:23 PM, DM692 wrote:

At 12/14/09 10:15 PM, Nein wrote: If you wish to deny me service, please inform my children that you can't fulfill their beloved pet's death wish.

What's your number?

They're here with me.
C'mon Jacob, Tiffany, Aldous, Timothy, Rudolph, Apple, Locke, Demosthenes, Odysseus, Adolf, George, Osama, and Jesus. The nice squinty-eye man has some good news!

At 12/14/09 10:17 PM, The-word-destroyer wrote: I demand a live midget ostrich to eat!! If you can not bring me this I will put mice in your restaurant.

By merely saying this, you have put yourself in a dangerous position. I have... Connections. I will not serve you your food, and if I were you, I wouldn't come around here for a long, long time.

Are you threatening him?As a Jew, I'm a lawyer, and I'd be more than happy to help Mr. Destroyer press charges.

At 12/14/09 08:29 PM, DM692 wrote: May I take your order?

Yeah I'd like some modship, and if you don't have that I'd like to be friends with most of the mods since they're funny.

At 12/14/09 10:10 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: I would like three of your finest chinese prostitutes

I'll have what he's having.

Nah I'm just kiddng. I'd like to have a job here please.

At 12/14/09 10:29 PM, The-word-destroyer wrote: Little do you know I am with the russian mafia.... we will be seeing you soon DM692...

may peace be taken from you

FOOL, do you not know that by owning an oriental restaurant, I gain automatic immunity to all groups which would otherwise seek to harm me? I think once these Russian friends of yours find out what I have.. Well, I'm sure you can do the math. Just leave me alone, and no one gets hurt.

At 12/14/09 10:29 PM, Nein wrote: They're here with me.
C'mon Jacob, Tiffany, Aldous, Timothy, Rudolph, Apple, Locke, Demosthenes, Odysseus, Adolf, George, Osama, and Jesus. The nice squinty-eye man has some good news!

Kids, I have decided not to cook your cat, but rather to cremate him, and turn him into a beatiful gem that you can either keep, reminding you of all the wonderful times you spent with him, or you can sell, and then use the money to buy food.

I'm still waiting for my FUCKING FOOD. Goddamn asian immigrants can't keep a restraurant running good for shit >:(

At 12/14/09 10:51 PM, InDuStRiEl wrote: I'm still waiting for my FUCKING FOOD. Goddamn asian immigrants can't keep a restraurant running good for shit >:(

Then answer my question.

Hi, I would like an order of chicken and broccoli with white rice draped the blood of the innocent, please. Oh yes, and Gov. Paterson's severed head with soy sauce. Thanks.

Due to the fact that I'm tired as fuck because of lack of sleep, I'm leaving ilikeblamingcrap in charge of the restaurant for a while, assuming people keep coming here this late.

Bring me the head of CaptainBob.

Oh and I'll take the sweetest-tasting chicken that isn't crunchy.

P.S. you need four-inch bees to get CaptainBob's head. He's protected from three-inch bees!

At 12/14/09 11:42 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: Bring me the head of CaptainBob.

Oh and I'll take the sweetest-tasting chicken that isn't crunchy.

Damnit, I already said no cannibalism.

But will this chicken suffice?

At 12/15/09 01:41 AM, DM692 wrote:

At 12/14/09 11:42 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: Bring me the head of CaptainBob.

Oh and I'll take the sweetest-tasting chicken that isn't crunchy.

Damnit, I already said no cannibalism.

But will this chicken suffice?

Bring him to me alive, then.

Yes, yes it will. *nom nom*

At 12/15/09 01:57 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote: Bring him to me alive, then.

I cannot do this without his consent.

Anyways, I wont be serving you until tomorrow, even oriental food shop owners need to sleep.

As opposed to popular opinion.

Welcome back to the Wok in the Park! Sorry to open so late, but there was some... sechnical dificultys. Oh one moment please. Yes? Ah! good! Come on in everyone! Whay do you wish to order?

At 12/15/09 02:07 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: well that's fine, i suppose..just trust me with the keys and i'll lock this betty up; i'm not tryin to go out there with a little rest..

if you can't fulfill my request; enjoy your sleep because the streets never do

Good riddance, you were the "scary man" of the restaurant.

Business is slow isn't it?

At 12/15/09 09:08 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote: Business is slow isn't it?

Unfortunately. I guess no one can appreciate oriental food anymore.

TomFulp in here!

I can always talk to CaptainBob via RG chat (or try).

I want a real dragon, not like this one...
Because it cant fly

At 12/15/09 09:24 PM, Craptaco wrote: I want a real dragon, not like this one...
Because it cant fly

Sorry, but as much as I wish I could, I cannot serve you food of a fictional nature.

At 12/15/09 09:34 PM, DM692 wrote:

At 12/15/09 09:24 PM, Craptaco wrote: I want a real dragon, not like this one...
Because it cant fly

Sorry, but as much as I wish I could, I cannot serve you food of a fictional nature.

Dont worry....i will go to the smokers area then ^^

At 12/15/09 09:36 PM, Craptaco wrote: Dont worry....i will go to the smokers area then ^^

What else is it that you would like, sir?

At 12/15/09 09:59 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote:

At 12/15/09 09:36 PM, Craptaco wrote: Dont worry....i will go to the smokers area then ^^

What else is it that you would like, sir?

A smoke

At 12/15/09 10:05 PM, Craptaco wrote:

At 12/15/09 09:59 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote:

At 12/15/09 09:36 PM, Craptaco wrote: Dont worry....i will go to the smokers area then ^^

What else is it that you would like, sir?

A smoke

Here, my good sir! Along with a free tea for for each pack.

At 12/15/09 10:21 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote:

At 12/15/09 10:05 PM, Craptaco wrote:

At 12/15/09 09:59 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote:

At 12/15/09 09:36 PM, Craptaco wrote: Dont worry....i will go to the smokers area then ^^

What else is it that you would like, sir?

A smoke

Here, my good sir! Along with a free tea for for each pack.

Thanks ^^

THIS

At 12/15/09 10:43 PM, Albinobigfoot wrote: THIS

DEAR GOD! Get out of this restaurant at once sir! Eat it at home if you must but we will not except that being in here NOR served!

At 12/15/09 10:43 PM, Albinobigfoot wrote: THIS

OH-MY-GOD!....haha what the hell is that?