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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 14th, 2009 @ 10:17 PM Reply

I demand a live midget ostrich to eat!! If you can not bring me this I will put mice in your restaurant.


"Target is going to be flooded with desperate NGers now."LoKoCoCo lol

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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 14th, 2009 @ 10:23 PM Reply

At 12/14/09 10:10 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: I would like three of your finest chinese prostitutes

Sorry sir, we don't serve THAT kind of food. Maybe you should visit the aforementioned "Wok n' Roll" across the street. I don' t think you want to know where their pubic hair goes, though.

At 12/14/09 10:15 PM, Nein wrote: If you wish to deny me service, please inform my children that you can't fulfill their beloved pet's death wish.

What's your number?

At 12/14/09 10:17 PM, The-word-destroyer wrote: I demand a live midget ostrich to eat!! If you can not bring me this I will put mice in your restaurant.

By merely saying this, you have put yourself in a dangerous position. I have... Connections. I will not serve you your food, and if I were you, I wouldn't come around here for a long, long time.


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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 14th, 2009 @ 10:29 PM Reply

At 12/14/09 10:23 PM, DM692 wrote:
At 12/14/09 10:17 PM, The-word-destroyer wrote: I demand a live midget ostrich to eat!! If you can not bring me this I will put mice in your restaurant.
By merely saying this, you have put yourself in a dangerous position. I have... Connections. I will not serve you your food, and if I were you, I wouldn't come around here for a long, long time.

Little do you know I am with the russian mafia.... we will be seeing you soon DM692...

may peace be taken from you

"Target is going to be flooded with desperate NGers now."LoKoCoCo lol

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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 14th, 2009 @ 10:29 PM Reply

At 12/14/09 10:23 PM, DM692 wrote:
At 12/14/09 10:15 PM, Nein wrote: If you wish to deny me service, please inform my children that you can't fulfill their beloved pet's death wish.
What's your number?

They're here with me.
C'mon Jacob, Tiffany, Aldous, Timothy, Rudolph, Apple, Locke, Demosthenes, Odysseus, Adolf, George, Osama, and Jesus. The nice squinty-eye man has some good news!


At 12/14/09 10:17 PM, The-word-destroyer wrote: I demand a live midget ostrich to eat!! If you can not bring me this I will put mice in your restaurant.
By merely saying this, you have put yourself in a dangerous position. I have... Connections. I will not serve you your food, and if I were you, I wouldn't come around here for a long, long time.

Are you threatening him?As a Jew, I'm a lawyer, and I'd be more than happy to help Mr. Destroyer press charges.

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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 14th, 2009 @ 10:32 PM Reply

At 12/14/09 08:29 PM, DM692 wrote: May I take your order?

Yeah I'd like some modship, and if you don't have that I'd like to be friends with most of the mods since they're funny.

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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 14th, 2009 @ 10:34 PM Reply

At 12/14/09 10:10 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: I would like three of your finest chinese prostitutes

I'll have what he's having.


I can't tell if you're joking, because you never use emoticons. ~ SolidToad

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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 14th, 2009 @ 10:39 PM Reply

Nah I'm just kiddng. I'd like to have a job here please.

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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 14th, 2009 @ 10:43 PM Reply

At 12/14/09 10:29 PM, The-word-destroyer wrote: Little do you know I am with the russian mafia.... we will be seeing you soon DM692...

may peace be taken from you

FOOL, do you not know that by owning an oriental restaurant, I gain automatic immunity to all groups which would otherwise seek to harm me? I think once these Russian friends of yours find out what I have.. Well, I'm sure you can do the math. Just leave me alone, and no one gets hurt.

At 12/14/09 10:29 PM, Nein wrote: They're here with me.
C'mon Jacob, Tiffany, Aldous, Timothy, Rudolph, Apple, Locke, Demosthenes, Odysseus, Adolf, George, Osama, and Jesus. The nice squinty-eye man has some good news!

Kids, I have decided not to cook your cat, but rather to cremate him, and turn him into a beatiful gem that you can either keep, reminding you of all the wonderful times you spent with him, or you can sell, and then use the money to buy food.


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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 14th, 2009 @ 10:51 PM Reply

I'm still waiting for my FUCKING FOOD. Goddamn asian immigrants can't keep a restraurant running good for shit >:(


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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 14th, 2009 @ 11:05 PM Reply

At 12/14/09 10:51 PM, InDuStRiEl wrote: I'm still waiting for my FUCKING FOOD. Goddamn asian immigrants can't keep a restraurant running good for shit >:(

Then answer my question.


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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 14th, 2009 @ 11:11 PM Reply

Hi, I would like an order of chicken and broccoli with white rice draped the blood of the innocent, please. Oh yes, and Gov. Paterson's severed head with soy sauce. Thanks.


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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 14th, 2009 @ 11:12 PM Reply

Due to the fact that I'm tired as fuck because of lack of sleep, I'm leaving ilikeblamingcrap in charge of the restaurant for a while, assuming people keep coming here this late.


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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 14th, 2009 @ 11:42 PM Reply

Bring me the head of CaptainBob.

Oh and I'll take the sweetest-tasting chicken that isn't crunchy.

P.S. you need four-inch bees to get CaptainBob's head. He's protected from three-inch bees!

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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 01:41 AM Reply

At 12/14/09 11:42 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: Bring me the head of CaptainBob.

Oh and I'll take the sweetest-tasting chicken that isn't crunchy.

Damnit, I already said no cannibalism.

But will this chicken suffice?

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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 01:57 AM Reply

At 12/15/09 01:41 AM, DM692 wrote:
At 12/14/09 11:42 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: Bring me the head of CaptainBob.

Oh and I'll take the sweetest-tasting chicken that isn't crunchy.
Damnit, I already said no cannibalism.

But will this chicken suffice?

Bring him to me alive, then.

Yes, yes it will. *nom nom*


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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 02:03 AM Reply

hi, if i could have the beef teriyaki..and some sake for my yaki..that'd be nice

walks over to the left side of the room, and slips out a djarum black *drag* *exxhallleee*..the streets are hell tonight.

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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 02:04 AM Reply

At 12/15/09 01:57 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote: Bring him to me alive, then.

I cannot do this without his consent.

Anyways, I wont be serving you until tomorrow, even oriental food shop owners need to sleep.

As opposed to popular opinion.

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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 02:07 AM Reply

well that's fine, i suppose..just trust me with the keys and i'll lock this betty up; i'm not tryin to go out there with a little rest..

if you can't fulfill my request; enjoy your sleep because the streets never do

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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 08:13 PM Reply

Welcome back to the Wok in the Park! Sorry to open so late, but there was some... sechnical dificultys. Oh one moment please. Yes? Ah! good! Come on in everyone! Whay do you wish to order?

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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 08:57 PM Reply

At 12/15/09 02:07 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: well that's fine, i suppose..just trust me with the keys and i'll lock this betty up; i'm not tryin to go out there with a little rest..

if you can't fulfill my request; enjoy your sleep because the streets never do

Good riddance, you were the "scary man" of the restaurant.


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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 09:08 PM Reply

Business is slow isn't it?

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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 09:13 PM Reply

At 12/15/09 09:08 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote: Business is slow isn't it?

Unfortunately. I guess no one can appreciate oriental food anymore.


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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 09:15 PM Reply

TomFulp in here!

I can always talk to CaptainBob via RG chat (or try).

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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 09:24 PM Reply

I want a real dragon, not like this one...
Because it cant fly

Welcome to A Wok in the Park!


I have no idea...anyway
Prypiat Rulez!

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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 09:34 PM Reply

At 12/15/09 09:24 PM, Craptaco wrote: I want a real dragon, not like this one...
Because it cant fly

Sorry, but as much as I wish I could, I cannot serve you food of a fictional nature.


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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 09:36 PM Reply

At 12/15/09 09:34 PM, DM692 wrote:
At 12/15/09 09:24 PM, Craptaco wrote: I want a real dragon, not like this one...
Because it cant fly
Sorry, but as much as I wish I could, I cannot serve you food of a fictional nature.

Dont worry....i will go to the smokers area then ^^


I have no idea...anyway
Prypiat Rulez!

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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 09:59 PM Reply

At 12/15/09 09:36 PM, Craptaco wrote: Dont worry....i will go to the smokers area then ^^

What else is it that you would like, sir?

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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 10:05 PM Reply

At 12/15/09 09:59 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote:
At 12/15/09 09:36 PM, Craptaco wrote: Dont worry....i will go to the smokers area then ^^
What else is it that you would like, sir?

A smoke


I have no idea...anyway
Prypiat Rulez!

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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 10:21 PM Reply

At 12/15/09 10:05 PM, Craptaco wrote:
At 12/15/09 09:59 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote:
At 12/15/09 09:36 PM, Craptaco wrote: Dont worry....i will go to the smokers area then ^^
What else is it that you would like, sir?
A smoke

Here, my good sir! Along with a free tea for for each pack.

Welcome to A Wok in the Park!

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Response to Welcome to A Wok in the Park! Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 10:30 PM Reply

At 12/15/09 10:21 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote:
At 12/15/09 10:05 PM, Craptaco wrote:
At 12/15/09 09:59 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote:
At 12/15/09 09:36 PM, Craptaco wrote: Dont worry....i will go to the smokers area then ^^
What else is it that you would like, sir?
A smoke
Here, my good sir! Along with a free tea for for each pack.

Thanks ^^


I have no idea...anyway
Prypiat Rulez!

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