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I'm In England.

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I'm In England. 2009-12-12 09:57:47


HOLY FUCKING FUCKfuck. It's cold.

So far I've done the generic English shit. Raid castles, acquire wenches and ride double deckered buses, but really, is that all I can do here?

Someone give me some suggestions of things to do in ENGLAND. I'm in the Norfolk region if that means anything.

TELEPHONE BOXES. FUCK YES.

I'm In England.


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Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-12 09:59:01


In Norfolk it is traditional to marry your sister

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Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-12 10:01:31


Lol.

'Banger Stop'

I'm In England.


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Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-12 10:03:57


Go to a pub and start banging girls, what else were you going to do?

Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-12 10:08:04


It's 17 degrees here in Michigan. I'm fucking freezing.


A vagina is really just a hat for a penis.

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Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-12 10:16:57


lmao, why the hell did you go to Norfolk


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Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-12 10:17:48


At 12/12/09 10:12 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Also OP... There really is nothing to do in England. The place is boring. You should head down to a place called "Manchester". There is a hell of a lot of cool stuff to do there, like bowling, shopping etc etc.

Well by mid january it will be around negative 10 here. fucking hate michigan when my heater is half broken >>>:(


A vagina is really just a hat for a penis.

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Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-12 10:18:26


England's boring. By the way, hardly any of us speak with a British accent that Americans make fun of.


god

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Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-12 10:22:27


Incest.


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Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-12 10:23:32


At 12/12/09 10:18 AM, dogpup4 wrote: England's boring. By the way, hardly any of us speak with a British accent that Americans make fun of.

But that accent is fucking badass. A lot better than the dribble I've been hearing from most of you.

Oi blud wanna go init?

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Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-12 10:27:39


At 12/12/09 10:24 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Well fix your heater then. We never really find out how cold its going to be like... MONTHS in advance. We just get told like a week before hand. Which isn't bad I guess. I hope this Christmas isn't a cold one. Last year, it was the coldest one we have had in ages.

That sucks. I think my christmas will be cold, as we're going to British Columbia to do skiing and visit my aunt. Ohh, and we can't fix it, it's a really old and expensive heater, would cost way more than we have to fix or replace it.


A vagina is really just a hat for a penis.

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Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-12 10:56:12


I hear what you need to do is go see some Punk bands, get piss drunk, and get in a lot of fights.


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

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Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-12 11:36:00


At 12/12/09 11:12 AM, chubbthehippo wrote: Sup, Rick.

:(

I'm In England.

Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-12 11:38:17


Eat crumpets. They're good.


I ran. I ran until my muscles burned, and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more.

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Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-12 11:42:38


enjoy a spot of tea followed by some hearty cricket for 3 days.

but seriously though, why did you go norfolk? The place is a shithole


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Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-12 11:57:49


I've got a good one, find Huddersfield, find someone stood on a street corner in dirty, over sized clothes that smells like curry and ciggarettes and ask them to stab you in the face. Most of them will kindly oblige.


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Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-12 11:58:59


At 12/12/09 10:12 AM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 12/12/09 10:08 AM, camobch0 wrote: It's 17 degrees here in Michigan. I'm fucking freezing.
17? Ahahaha. It's 4 Degrees here in England today.

I think one of you is using Celsius and the other Fahrenheit.

Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-12 16:07:07


Hey Dude i live in norfolk.

It be awesome to meet up but unfortunatley i left to scotland yesterday.

In norfolk i suggest you check out :

" Norwich City " All together and get some awesome stuff in the market there.

Norfolk really is a farming county so not much entertainment but.

Banham Zoo
Pleasurewood Hills.
And a few Art Museums around in Ipswitch and a Drama theater in norwich.

I cant really find much else in my few years there..so good luck with the imbreds...seriously...

Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-12 16:07:23


England is so very awesome!My big cousing went to college there and i wish i could visit her in vacation someday!I am jealous on you!


Hurr durr

Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-12 16:07:42


Use English internet to post on Newgrounds about you being in England! :D


brains.

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Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-12 16:08:37


At 12/12/09 10:01 AM, 2good2b4goten wrote: Lol.

'Banger Stop'

Yea your definatley in the region where i live.

Hey man dont diss the Banger stop...its awesome..

Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-12 16:23:44


At 12/12/09 09:57 AM, 2good2b4goten wrote: HOLY FUCKING FUCKfuck. It's cold.

is that all I can do here?

Have you had the full english breakfast? Eggs, sausages, baked beans, mushrooms, bacon and toast
Having a couple of drinks in a bar (if you're 18 or over)
The rest is pretty much the same as the usa

Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-12 16:59:48


Thank people for sending Brtisih convicts to settle in Australia.

It was for te best. :D

Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-12 18:05:11


At 12/12/09 09:57 AM, 2good2b4goten wrote: Someone give me some suggestions of things to do in ENGLAND. I'm in the Norfolk region if that means anything.

Eat a fish supper.

Well, the main hobby of folk in Norfolk is inbreeding, so that doesn't really bode well for you, since you're "not from round yere"


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Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-12 18:36:15


Do as Funk said and get into a fight, but try and get punched in the teeth alot so you can fit in with the locals

/stereotype im sorry!

Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-12 19:00:53


What shoes are those? :o


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Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-13 05:26:24


At 12/12/09 04:07 PM, kaywire wrote: " Norwich City " All together and get some awesome stuff in the market there.

Been there, saw all the markets/arcade/shopping centers, it was pretty good fun and all.

Banham Zoo
Pleasurewood Hills.
And a few Art Museums around in Ipswitch and a Drama theater in norwich.

Thanks, I'll definitely check those out.

I'm In England.


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Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-13 05:44:43


At 12/12/09 10:12 AM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 12/12/09 10:08 AM, camobch0 wrote: It's 17 degrees here in Michigan. I'm fucking freezing.
17? Ahahaha. It's 4 Degrees here in England today. It's fucking cold my friend! Plus it's getting colder!

Also OP... There really is nothing to do in England. The place is boring. You should head down to a place called "Manchester". There is a hell of a lot of cool stuff to do there, like bowling, shopping etc etc.

Afflecks Palace! I heard that down at London, Camden Market is a hell of a lot more awesome though.

Response to I'm In England. 2009-12-13 05:44:44


At 12/12/09 06:36 PM, NeNe wrote: Do as Funk said and get into a fight, but try and get punched in the teeth alot so you can fit in with the locals

/stereotype im sorry!

.... You've been a member of this site for over nine years, and you've only made 30 posts... that's not even a post a month.

Yes I know that you already know, but I can't help but point that out.